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  • Schrodinger
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2016
    • 3

    #1

    Greetings, fellow Christians! :)

    Hello, I'm here to introduce myself. My name is William Connor Schrodinger. I attend Providence Baptist Church in the lovely city of Raleigh, North Carolina. My personal favorite passage has to be “Do not allow a sorceress to live.” (Exodus 22:18)
    It is very concise, and so much modern media promotes witchcraft and other works of the occult. Look at things shown to children, like Pokemon, which is about demon summoning, and even seemingly innocent things like Kirby, which features monsters of the devil, and the "Good Guy" destroying souls. No media is safe, and so many kids are easily converted to sorcery and the occult. We need to shut these evil practices down.
    That aside, I am very glad to be joining the many respectable folk here.
    "Science is a lie" - Albuquerque Eyestain
  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #2
    Re: Greetings, fellow Christians!

    Originally posted by Schrodinger View Post
    Hello, I'm here to introduce myself. My name is William Connor Schrodinger. I attend Providence Baptist Church in the lovely city of Raleigh, North Carolina. My personal favorite passage has to be “Do not allow a sorceress to live.” (Exodus 22:18)
    It is very concise, and so much modern media promotes witchcraft and other works of the occult. Look at things shown to children, like Pokemon, which is about demon summoning, and even seemingly innocent things like Kirby, which features monsters of the devil, and the "Good Guy" destroying souls. No media is safe, and so many kids are easily converted to sorcery and the occult. We need to shut these evil practices down.
    That aside, I am very glad to be joining the many respectable folk here.

    Welcome, Mr. Schrodinger. We are Christian here, friendly and welcoming, though our openness often leads to abuse from passing vandals on the internets. If you seek fellowship with other Christians, gathered in praise, you have found the right spot.

    I am familiar with your home country of North Carolina. It is the only known place where there is a large church, mostly built of red brick, on every corner, in every city. In recent years, many parts of the state have grown sinful. This stems largely from the influx of carpetbaggers. Are you much menaced?

    Do please thrill us with your testimony. What is your congregation and who is your Pastor? Tell us of your salvation. We'd like to know everything, no matter how embarrassing.

    BTW- that passage reads Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live". You have quoted from a false Bible. God's true uncontaminated word can only be reliably found in the King James Version of the Bible.

    God Bless!
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12989

      #3
      Re: Greetings, fellow Christians!

      Originally posted by Schrodinger View Post
      Hello, I'm here to introduce myself. My name is William Connor Schrodinger. I attend Providence Baptist Church in the lovely city of Raleigh, North Carolina. My personal favorite passage has to be “Do not allow a sorceress to live.” (Exodus 22:18)
      It is very concise, and so much modern media promotes witchcraft and other works of the occult. Look at things shown to children, like Pokemon, which is about demon summoning, and even seemingly innocent things like Kirby, which features monsters of the devil, and the "Good Guy" destroying souls. No media is safe, and so many kids are easily converted to sorcery and the occult. We need to shut these evil practices down.
      That aside, I am very glad to be joining the many respectable folk here.
      Hello and to our Godly forum!

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      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
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      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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      • BrotherLarry
        Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2263

        #4
        Re: Greetings, fellow Christians!

        Brother William,


        It's indeed a pleasure to read your post. I hope you'll soon share the story of the day that you allowed Christ to enter you and fill you with His love and peace. I will never forget the day it happened to me, and I will look forward to reading every detail of your acceptance of His Great Gift, Salvation(R).


        There are kindred souls here who share your hatred of witches. Should you sup with us for a while you'll find the annual witch hunt to your liking. It has a few restrictions and caveats, which you will of course want to note prior to attempting your participation.


        So what is your trade? Have you daughters of marrying age? If so, look no further for a husbandman for the most fair of face of them. I am a professional equine gnathologist. I've passed a rather hard quiz about veterinary things, and I'm well on my way to a PhD in Creation Science (I am taking my first course now thanks to our renowned Dr. Professor Brother Elmer White - a man whose brilliance is really brilliant).


        I am a handsome, strong, well put together young man with a clean heart and pure mind. I know how to show the weaker gender who is boss. Humility is my strong suit. Serving God with my entire being is my life's ambition.


        Welcome to our friendly forums! Do find respite here and open up and swallow the milk of our LORD GOD on your knees.


        BrotherLarry
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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