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  • James Maxwell
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    • Dec 2016
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    #1

    Important Question

    Hello,I have come to this site to seek redemption, and obey GOD's will.
    I was originally a filthy jew trying to make a living in the sinful and dreaded world of Australia, where many false Christians are pretending to adapt GOD's ways, but actually following the evil propoganda of Satan and his hateful minions. But I have escaped this sinful so called "Life-Style" to obey the church and redeem myself from the evil I once did.


    Once and once again, I have encountered abominations during my journey to America: Those homosexual sinners, who dare defy the law of GOD by posing as the gender they weren't meant to be according to the LORD's will. And don't start talking about this heinous muslims, who have chosen the path of Hell, but soon they shall know the evil of their deeds and it will be too late to correct their mistakes.


    Should I try to speak to those abominations and prevent the agony of their eternal souls in the afterlife? Or should I just leave them alone in their false world of the "Freedom" and "Equality"?
  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14226

    #2
    Re: Important Question

    Greetings in Him. Yes you've had a lucky escape from those Australian Jews. Not content with promoting atheism and depravity, as I understand it, they obsess over fractal variations of the standard model of physics and if anything could be more destabilising than that I'm sure they'll be promoting it willy-nilly.

    But this is no place for group theory. We are here to declare the Sovereignty of Jesus. A tentative welcome to the forum.

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    • BrotherLarry
      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2249

      #3
      Re: Important Question

      Originally posted by James Maxwell View Post
      Hello,I have come to this site to seek redemption, and obey GOD's will.
      I was originally a filthy jew trying to make a living in the sinful and dreaded world of Australia, where many false Christians are pretending to adapt GOD's ways, but actually following the evil propoganda of Satan and his hateful minions. But I have escaped this sinful so called "Life-Style" to obey the church and redeem myself from the evil I once did.


      Once and once again, I have encountered abominations during my journey to America: Those homosexual sinners, who dare defy the law of GOD by posing as the gender they weren't meant to be according to the LORD's will. And don't start talking about this heinous muslims, who have chosen the path of Hell, but soon they shall know the evil of their deeds and it will be too late to correct their mistakes.


      Should I try to speak to those abominations and prevent the agony of their eternal souls in the afterlife? Or should I just leave them alone in their false world of the "Freedom" and "Equality"?

      You know, it isn't difficult to discern sincerity when discernment is fueled by JESUS in me. I sense vast insincerity in this post and I urge you to come clean and tell us your true reasons for visiting our forum instead of hiding under the guise of deceit. It's so easy to read our forums and say, "Oh, if I say this, or if I say that, I'll be (a) accepted (b) shunned," depending on your choice of what you think is innovative.


      Christ's love can see through all that. He called you here. Are you going to squander it by pretending YOU decided to visit? When God wraps His arms around you, you do not want to slip through His embrace. Cherish this moment, for He who called you here can provide you with life eternal and blessings beyond measure. Search your soul. Avoid HELL at all costs.


      BrotherLarry
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • James Maxwell
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        • Dec 2016
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        #4
        Re: Important Question

        Brother Larry, I have embraced your words of wisdom, thus the wisdom of GOD. I have completely abounded my previous and this conspiracy involving me committing the sin of lying and deceiving is completely untrue and is an insult to my faith.

        But, it might not be myself who opened my eyes to this heaven upon earth, but the will of GOD and Jesus.


        I am ready to cleanse myself from all evil and join you in this crusade for bringing the faith back into this unholy land.

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        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
           
          • Jul 2014
          • 8382

          #5
          Re: Important Question

          Originally posted by James Maxwell View Post
          Brother Larry, I have embraced your words of wisdom, thus the wisdom of GOD. I have completely abounded my previous and this conspiracy involving me committing the sin of lying and deceiving is completely untrue and is an insult to my faith.
          Abounded your previous? You've lost me there, I'm afraid. Can you explain what you mean - perhaps without using Google translate, which is rarely helpful.

          Anyway, dear, so that we may know you better, do tell us what church you go to. Also, what is your favorite verse from the Bible?
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • James Maxwell
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            #6
            Re: Important Question

            Sorry for my grammar mistake, being Australian is sometimes hard speaking English, thus I apologize.

            Because of me being new in America, the land of redemption, I had a hard time finding a good church, until a blessing came upon me and a christian fellow of mine recommended of this wonderful church called "New Psalmist Baptist Church" in a lovely place called Baltimore.
            This Church is my favorite mainly because of the tasty watermelons served on Sundays. Although I certainly do not posses the sin of Gluttony, it is nice to eat a tasty watermelon sometimes.


            And as for my favorite quote from the Bible, I had a hard time thinking it, but in the end I decided on "Consider it pure joy, my brothers and sisters, whenever you face trials of many kinds; because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance" James 1:3.


            The reason I chose this quote is because it describes my many trials, who tested my faith on my journey from Australia to the blessed lands of America.

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            • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
              True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
               
              • Jul 2014
              • 8382

              #7
              Re: Important Question

              Does anyone know this New Psalmist Baptist Church? A quick look at the website suggests that their pastor calls himself a Bishop!

              By the way, dear, I don't know what version of the Bible you're quoting from but we only use the King James Version (1611). I think what you meant to quote was 1 James 2-3:


              My brethren, count it all joy when ye fall into divers temptations;
              Knowing this, that the trying of your faith worketh patience.



              The reason I chose this quote is because it describes my many trials, who tested my faith on my journey from Australia to the blessed lands of America.
              I'm not entirely convinced that twice = many. To quote your first post:
              Once and once again, I have encountered abominations during my journey to America:
              Once and once again equals twice. Now I come to think about it, what with dealing with my children and the domestic staff, I generally encounter more than two tests of faith before breakfast!

              YiC
              JL-V
              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12940

                #8
                Re: Important Question

                Originally posted by James Maxwell View Post
                This Church is my favorite mainly because of the tasty watermelons served on Sundays. Although I certainly do not posses the sin of Gluttony, it is nice to eat a tasty watermelon sometimes.
                Presence or absence of watermelons should NOT be the deciding factor when choosing a church, dear!

                Instead, you should inquire whether this church obeys the Holy Bible 100%, or whether it is one of these fluffy-bunny false Christian churches that swipe the "inconvenient" (according to the modern "ethics" or whatever) 90% of the Bible under the rug.

                And as for my favorite quote from the Bible, I had a hard time thinking it...
                That is a nice and uplifting letter indeed - but as Sister Joanna has rightfully noted, you should quote from the One and Only Trrue Bible, the KJV.

                My favorite verse in this letter is this one:

                James 1:5 If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him.

                It shows that all of the dumb people out there are filthy atheists who don't pray to God for wisdom.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • James Maxwell
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                  • Dec 2016
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                  #9
                  Re: Important Question

                  Sorry for my confusion with the the right and wrong Bible, I am still a filthy jew, thus I need this community to teach me the ways of the right Christ, and not the false Catholic one.

                  I'm looking for Lords Light to guide me, and it came in the form of this forum, please help me follow the Lord's guidance

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                  • handmaiden
                    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 11301

                    #10
                    Re: Important Question

                    Originally posted by James Maxwell View Post
                    Sorry for my confusion with the the right and wrong Bible, I am still a filthy jew, thus I need this community to teach me the ways of the right Christ, and not the false Catholic one.

                    I'm looking for Lords Light to guide me, and it came in the form of this forum, please help me follow the Lord's guidance
                    You need to be careful in following the Bible (KJV) and only the Bible to avoid being ensnared in false Christian churches in Baltimore.


                    First of all, Lord Baltimore somebody was a Catholic and the entire state was the first approved Catholic land grant in America. The state itself is named "Mary-land" because of its connection to the Mariolatry Cult.


                    Second, there are a lot of Black churches where "Christianity" is synonymous with "Civil Rights". It's such a deeply ingrained part of African-American culture in Baltimore that there are black, homosexual "Christians" who insist that they "love" Jesus because they can't imagine not being part of their community's church while engaging in behavior that the Bible calls an abomination.


                    There are also many young women who engage in some epic levels of hair braiding while claiming to be godly. Also, quite a few young women talk about the gospel in one breath and their out-of-wedlock children in the next.


                    I remember a conversation that I overheard at a former job. The woman was supposedly witnessing to her boss."Satan's at work" she warned. She cited an example of his work by talking about a friend who "is such a good mother" but whose live-in boyfriend was cheating on her.


                    Whether or not her four children were fathered by the cheating boyfriend or another man to who she may or may not have ever been married is a separate issue. This co-worker firmly believed that Satan caused the boyfriend to have sex with a different woman while he was also regularly fornicating with her friend. And that, my friend, is the sort of thinking that abounds in many liberal churches in the Baltimore region.


                    So, pay special attention to all the verses that warn against false prophets. If any church leader makes a single claim that conflicts with any verse in the Bible, bring it to their attention forthwith. Don't hesitate to play "dueling verses" with those sorts. It's the only way to expose the Truth(tm) to those benighted souls who think that they see Satan at work elsewhere, but are missing the real deception going on right under their noses.


                    Openly Yours,
                    Handmaiden
                    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                    Guns For God and the Economy

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                    • James Maxwell
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                      • Dec 2016
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                      #11
                      Re: Important Question

                      Thank you handmaiden for your kind advice, the cursed area of Baltimore is indeed filled with false Christians and the Devil's work, But isn't it our duty to spread the Truth™?

                      Our holy mission is to correct the mistakes of the sinners and thus redeem this world of evil (Of course, not all people can be redeemed, such as brown and homosexual people, but we do what we can and with the tools GOD gave us).


                      This is why I chose to set my home in a catholic area, to show this wacky-doodle so called "Christians" that we are not afraid of them and we will not back down!

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                      • Roland
                        Obese Swedish Meatball
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                        • May 2014
                        • 2189

                        #12
                        Re: Important Question

                        Originally posted by James Maxwell View Post
                        [...](Of course, not all people can be redeemed, such as brown and homosexual people, but we do what we can and with the tools GOD gave us).[...]
                        Hello James,

                        Why wouldn´t they be able to be saved through Jesus? My limited Bible knowledge tells me that the only unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. To me it seems perfectly fine, let me rephrase that, of the utmost importance, for a Christian, to go right there where the sins are committed, straight into the saunas and dimly lit motel rooms so you can spread the word of God right where it´s needed. How many of them have you filled with Christ´s love?

                        Kind regards,

                        Roland
                        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                        • handmaiden
                          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 11301

                          #13
                          Re: Important Question

                          Originally posted by James Maxwell View Post
                          Thank you handmaiden for your kind advice, the cursed area of Baltimore is indeed filled with false Christians and the Devil's work, But isn't it our duty to spread the Truth™?

                          Our holy mission is to correct the mistakes of the sinners and thus redeem this world of evil (Of course, not all people can be redeemed, such as brown and homosexual people, but we do what we can and with the tools GOD gave us).


                          This is why I chose to set my home in a catholic area, to show this wacky-doodle so called "Christians" that we are not afraid of them and we will not back down!
                          Of course we are no more afraid of false Christians than we are of atheists. It is important to remind you though, that, with God, ALL things are possible. Matthew 19:26. We have many ex-homosexuals and ex-negros among our ranks. I'm an ex-mary worshiper and ex-Eyetalian, myself!


                          And yes, it is our sacred duty to spread the Truth(tm) about adhering to the whole Bible. If others can embrace our teachings, they need not fear for being sent to hell by displeasing the Lord.


                          Fearlessly Yours,
                          Handmaiden
                          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                          Guns For God and the Economy

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                          • Alan Swallows
                            Preserving Freehold's dead for Christ's return
                            • Dec 2015
                            • 265

                            #14
                            Re: Important Question

                            I'd also like to welcome you to the forum, James, even though I find your avatar a little ghoulish (have you considered changing it?) Why don't you tell us where you are currently worshipping?

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12940

                              #15
                              Re: Important Question

                              Originally posted by James Maxwell View Post
                              I'm looking for Lords Light to guide me, and it came in the form of this forum, please help me follow the Lord's guidance
                              Oh, that's very easy, dear. Just
                              ...and then follow it 100%. As a person of Jewish background, you should be already familiar with the Old Testament law. It should come to you as a relief to know that Jesus did not abolish the Old Testament laws:

                              Matthew 5:17-20
                              17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
                              19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
                              20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

                              In fact, any Christian who follows most laws but forgets a single one is going to :

                              James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

                              Of course, when Jesus tells us to follow all law, that means all law except for the dietary laws, because Jesus told Peter that He cleaned the unclean animals (Acts 10:10-17), and the circumcision thing, because Jesus told Paul that He didn't care for it anymore (Galatians 5:2-11).

                              I hope that was helpful.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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