[Basilissa]

Re: Just Moved Here

Sorry, my peyote sessions let me communicate directly with God and is not forbidden by the holy word.

Please support Biblical support for this statement.

I thought I explained this! God got rid of the Canaanites but the Jews wrote the Talmud which instructs people on how to become Canaanites!

Please provide Biblical support for this statement.

Look our God is... all loving, but he's a busy guy.

Please provide Biblical support for this statement, especially for the bolded part.

How do you think Scientologist exist? It's not because God permits their existence, it's because he's busy fighting the aliens trying to invade our solar system!

Please provide Biblical support for this statement.

If it comforts anyone, I'm pretty sure that the moon was installed by God and is manned by angels to look over us while he beats the grays into submission.

Please provide Biblical support for this statement.

Hint: there isn't any Biblical support for any of your ridiculous claims.

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Moved Here

I'm not defending anyone other than TrueChristians™. I'm actually disgusted that this website has points. Why should we get points for posting about the good word? Isn't salvation and eternal life enough for you? Take all my points if you want, I don't want your disgusting sacraments. I thought this site was truly holy but I see you all are as corrupt as the Catholic Church. These points are nothing more than indulgences.

[Basilissa]

Re: Just Moved Here

I'm not defending anyone other than TrueChristians™. I'm actually disgusted that this website has points. Why should we get points for posting about the good word? Isn't salvation and eternal life enough for you? Take all my points if you want, I don't want your disgusting sacraments. I thought this site was truly holy but I see you all are as corrupt as the Catholic Church. These points are nothing more than indulgences.

Aww, are you having a meltdown? That's so cute!

Now how about this: stop sobbing and feeling sorry for yourself, and
READ THE HOLY BIBLE!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Just Moved Here

Friend, it is clear that you are from California and you are an example of the reason that California is known as the world's largest open air asylum. The entire God forsaken place is overrun by such as yourself. Your belief in the Lizard People is clear proof of your delusional state. If you see any big lizards running around loose, they are the demons from Hell who are allowed free range in your area, running around without their makeup. Nancy Pelosi is a good example.

Where do you stand on the Shadow People? Never mind, who cares? It's Jesus we need to be talking about. You better get right with Him and quick. It's that or Hell and you won't like it there. There's no Perrier and the hot tubs are all filled with molten brimstone and burning sinners, writhing in agony.

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Moved Here

Hah! I have finally found Jesus and I won't be led astray by any of you. Did you see what I nailed to the door? I didn't manage to get 95 but I'm pretty sure that you sinners can't hear the beautiful words of God!!! (I get all the exclamation marks because I'm spiritually enlightened).

Disputatio pro declaratione virtutis indulgentiarum
1. The church must resist the Catholic influence.
2. The church must understand that the Catholics have been lying to us since 325ad and the First Council of Nicaea.
3. Whoever is bringing the potato salad to the potluck needs to understand that they're a bad cook.
4. There is plenty of evidence in the Bible for aliens, what do you think the holy host is?
5. The church must acknowledge the Canaanite threat that the Jews caused.
6. The church must be understanding about the awesome nature of our Lord.
7. We need more modern images of God doing what he's really doing, fighting aliens.
8. Please pick up after your dogs if you walk them on church property.
9. Prayer is the true path to our Lord, but if you're in a pinch you can use peyote.

[Basilissa]

Re: Just Moved Here

Hah! I have finally found Jesus and I won't be led astray by any of you.

Have you read the Bible yet?

Did you see what I nailed to the door?

No, I don't. (Probably because I'm not in your vicinity, thank God for that!)

I didn't manage to get 95 but I'm pretty sure that you sinners can't hear the beautiful words of God!!! (I get all the exclamation marks because I'm spiritually enlightened).

This is getting boring, but once again - please provide Biblical evidence for any of your ridiculous statements.

Disputatio pro declaratione virtutis indulgentiarum
1. The church must resist the Catholic influence.

What influence are you talking about?

2. The church must understand that the Catholics have been lying to us since 325ad and the First Council of Nicaea.

And the rain is wet. What's the big news?

3. Whoever is bringing the potato salad to the potluck needs to understand that they're a bad cook.

Logic much?

4. There is plenty of evidence in the Bible for aliens, what do you think the holy host is?

I dunno. Where is that mentioned in the Holy Bible?

5. The church must acknowledge the Canaanite threat that the Jews caused.

Please provide Biblical evidence for any of your ridiculous statements.

6. The church must be understanding about the awesome nature of our Lord.

7. We need more modern images of God doing what he's really doing, fighting aliens.

Contrary to Exodus 20:4? You're going to roast in , sinner!

8. Please pick up after your dogs if you walk them on church property.

9. Prayer is the true path to our Lord, but if you're in a pinch you can use peyote.

I am begging you: please provide Biblical evidence for any of your ridiculous statements.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Just Moved Here

...rant absent any Biblical support deleted...

No Scripture, no proof.

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Moved Here

Isaiah 13:5 They come from a distant land, from the end of the heavens, the Lord and the weapons of his indignation, to destroy the whole land.

Pissed off aliens

Ezekiel 1:1-28 In the thirtieth year, in the fourth month, on the fifth day of the month, as I was among the exiles by the Chebar canal, the heavens were opened, and I saw visions of God.

There was a failure in the Matrix and humans got to see Heaven.

Luke 2:13 And suddenly there appeared with the angel a great multitude of the heavenly host, praising God and saying: 14“Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom His favor rests!”

Angels are good aliens that watch over us.

John 8:44 Ye are of [your] father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

The devil and demons are lizard people (evil aliens). Satan is called our father because he sired Cain as the serpent in the garden of Eden.

Revelation 12:9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

Dragon is just a really big lizard. Satan has to be the largest lizard person. How is it too much of a stretch to see that the Catholics and the Jews are in league with him to decieve good Christians?

I can't really speculate too much on drugs because I was from a Californian city and I have done all the drugs. I just feel the freest and most connected with our Lord when I'm on peyote. I think there was a reason the heathen Native Americans used it while they spirit walked.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Just Moved Here

Friend, you need to read more KJV and stop listening to Coast-to-Coast AM. That show will rot your brain.

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Moved Here

Friend, you need to read more KJV and stop listening to Coast-to-Coast AM. That show will rot your brain.

I don't know what Coast-to-Coast AM is, and I would recommend not listening to the radio. I don't know what radio frequencies do to you but I can pretty much guess that the demonrats will harness it for evil.

I know I get frustrated and can act petulant. It's hard to communicate the evils that I've witnessed and the brainwashing doesn't help. Just know that His time is almost upon us
Praise be to Jesus! He is the only way to salvation. His light will shine upon us and will rid us of the evils (mostly done by demonrats) of this world.

I can't tell you if you will see his glory, or if even I will see it myself.
If anyone is to be taken captive, to captivity he goes; if anyone is to be slain with the sword, with the sword must he be slain. Here is a call for the endurance and faith of the saints.
-Revelations 13:10
A lot of us are going to die. If we can live through the Tribulation and see the return of Jesus, I'm willing to bet you a 20 that we'll also see aliens.

[Basilissa]

Re: Just Moved Here

Pissed off aliens

There was a failure in the Matrix and humans got to see Heaven.

Angels are good aliens that watch over us.

The devil and demons are lizard people (evil aliens). Satan is called our father because he sired Cain as the serpent in the garden of Eden.

Dragon is just a really big lizard. Satan has to be the largest lizard person. How is it too much of a stretch to see that the Catholics and the Jews are in league with him to decieve good Christians?

I can't really speculate too much on drugs because I was from a Californian city and I have done all the drugs. I just feel the freest and most connected with our Lord when I'm on peyote. I think there was a reason the heathen Native Americans used it while they spirit walked.

Why are you twisting God's Words into something that is just weird and plain false?

Are you one of these false prophets God is sending to create confusion and send more people to Hell?

2 Chronicles 18:22 Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil against thee.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Just Moved Here

Sister Basilissa, I don't think this person is any danger to us, though he may be a danger to himself.




It is tempting to just walk away, but would it be a kindness to alert the authorities? Galatians 6:2.

[Roland]

Re: Just Moved Here

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It is tempting to just walk away, but would it be a kindness to alert the authorities? Galatians 6:2.

Hello Joanna,

Would Galatians 6:2 not only apply to other Christians? Just asking for a friend.

[crazy_person11]

Re: Just Moved Here

Why are you twisting God's Words into something that is just weird and plain false?

Are you one of these false prophets God is sending to create confusion and send more people to Hell?

2 Chronicles 18:22 Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil against thee.

Silly dear. No one can interpret God's Word. There is no God. Aren't you excited about the next season of Game of Thrones. Jon Snow is better than Jesus. Pretty sure that will take your mind off of things like worship and salvation.

Everyone should be tolerant of homosexuals and transexuals. Next we will get you to accept that pedophiles are normal. Everyone here should buy a coke and share it with your neighbor. Buy American products, not like everything comes from China now.

It's so sad that Hillary wasn't elected. Trump is so intolerant. We should be so happy about our new Muslim citizens. We don't have to worry about social security because our new citizens will readily outbreed white people who are responsible for genocide and slavery.

Don't forget to watch the playoffs. Don't pay attention to whats going on in the middle east. You should have no vested interest in what is going on there when you are entertained. Don't forget to vaccinate your children and get flu shots.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Just Moved Here

Hello Joanna,

Would Galatians 6:2 not only apply to other Christians? Just asking for a friend.

Hello Roland.


I'm not absolutely sure and would have to ask a pastor, but in this case it makes no difference as it would be the secular authorities who bore the burden, not us.