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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #31
    Re: Satan a good guy?

    Thread ignored until you read the Bible.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12997

      #32
      Re: Satan a good guy?

      Originally posted by ILikeEggrolls View Post
      So a question always on my mind. why does satan torture/punish those who have sinned? And not those are are good?
      Is this supposed to be a trick question?

      Have you ever heard of Job?

      You should really read the whole Book of Job, but here's the gist of it: one day, God and Devil got together. They were bored so they decided to bet on a life of a good man called Job. Devil said Job would break and start cursing God if his wealth, family, and health were taken away. God said that Job wouldn't do that. To see who wins the bet, God allowed Devil to torture Job in the worst ways imaginable.

      Enough spoilers, you should read the book in order to learn who won this bet!

      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • I Man Rastafari
        Possibly retarded pothead
        • Oct 2015
        • 1019

        #33
        Re: Satan a good guy?

        Originally posted by ILikeEggrolls View Post
        So a question always on my mind. why does satan torture/punish those who have sinned? And not those are are good? I'm going to just assume you'll say God protects you? Although I've never seen how punishing Evil counts as a bad deed, Satan in my opinion seems to be a good guy.
        Satan is a bad man but he lives in the white mans hell and is not a danger to Black men. I do not know why white people have provided themselves with a devil.
        Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #34
          Re: Satan a good guy?

          Mr. eggroll, I fear that you have fallen into the trap of allowing your personal feelings to guide you in your considerations, rather that to be guided by facts and knowledge. Do you remember when Nancy Pelosi was asked what was in the Affordable Care Act and she said that we first need to pass the bill and then we could find out what's in it? Well, clearly, she didn't know the answer to the question through ignorance. You remind me very much of Mrs. Pelosi. You don't know anything about what you are talking about, but you have an opinion anyway. I am certain that Nancy Pelosi has now found out what is in the Affordable Care Act and that she now knows that she is an idiot. I feel that it is highly likely that the same will be your fate. Why don't you try reading the Bible to see what it actually says, rather than spouting out all this touchy feely nonsense? Nancy is from San Francisco, where such stupidity is considered a virtue, but she will be going to Hell anyway. You are in danger of joining her there, even if you live in a place full of the ignorant unsaved who appreciate such speculations as you have undertaken. Hell is reserved for the wicked and unsaved. Don't go there; it's too hot.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #35
            Re: Satan a good guy?

            Originally posted by ILikeEggrolls View Post
            So a question always on my mind. why does satan torture/punish those who have sinned? And not those are are good? I'm going to just assume you'll say God protects you? Although I've never seen how punishing Evil counts as a bad deed, Satan in my opinion seems to be a good guy.


            Tell me, does the idea of having your rectum stretched open enough for a city bus to drive though your idea of a good time?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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