URGENT help needed because of Muslim travel ban!

[Muqtada Al-Amriki]

My friends I need your help because of the Muslim travel ban to US!

I was trying to bring my "niece" Samara over here so she can "work hard" and pursue American dream but she is from Iraq and covered by Donald Trump travel ban.

Samara was en route to here but had a connecting flight in UK and now she is stuck there until we can get this mess sorted.


Please my friends, my "niece" is very, very, very innocent. I do not want her to come to US with corrupted morals if you know what I mean.


I pray I can count on you because I know all the men of Landover Baptist Church obey Christian law and would never lay hold of a girl and dishonor her.


Somebody can go look for Samara please? She is sleeping at London Heath Row (sp?) airport last I talk to her, just sleeping on a bench with her luggage.


Please my friends, she has not very much English and she is alone and very innocent.


If you could provide her shelter for next few days I will be happy to pay for your expense. Thank you. God is good!


Attached is most recent photo of her

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: URGENT help needed because of Muslim travel ban!

Dear Muck packer,
How do we know your "daughter" is as innocent as you say. Is she ready to get down on her knees receive the Love of Jesus deep within her.
Do you have certificates to prove her "innocence"? I know a few people who own Kebab Shops and Car Washes that would love to put her up. Is she willing to travel within the country quite a lot?


In order for me to help you, you need to tell me all these things.


YIC
TT

P.S. Are you sure that THIS is not your daughter????

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4214978/World-s-fattest-woman-lifted-crane-flown-India.html

You know what happens to a liar don't you?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: URGENT help needed because of Muslim travel ban!

Mr Amreeki, the travel ban was suspended by terrorist-funded Demoncrat judges about a week ago. If this "young woman" is claiming to be stuck at Heathrow because of that, then she is being economical with the truth.

I think we can drop the "niece" pretense, don't you? Tell me, did you meet this person on the internets and send an international money transfer to cover the fare to the USA? If so, then the chances are that "she" is in fact a 350-pound 50-year-old man from Lagos (the one in Africa, not the one in Portugal) and is currently celebrating your folly more than 3,000 miles from Heathrow.

Ah well - you'll know better next time, perhaps.

[Phil Ander]

Re: URGENT help needed because of Muslim travel ban!

Muqtada,


We are dedicated to worshipping Jesus and obeying the Bible, we are not a part of International Rescue. Nevertheless I have sympathy for your desperation. However you need to help us here. Which terminal is she in? - there are 5 at Heathrow. Although not in London myself at present there are many executives of the company of which I am a senior partner who transit through Heathrow on almost a daily basis.


I'll send a group email to those in the air at present. The first thing they do when they land is to check the email. They then go to the First Class lounge area to have a shower and a massage and another shower before setting off for their meeting in the city.


So what Samara needs to do is to tell you which terminal she is in, and then go and wait outside the First Class club area with a sign saying "Samara - waiting pickup". If any of my execs see it I'm sure that they will take her under their wing until it is safe to travel to the USA...and maybe they can convert her to Christianity beforehand!


Phil

[Basilissa]

Re: URGENT help needed because of Muslim travel ban!

Mr Amreeki, the travel ban was suspended by terrorist-funded Demoncrat judges about a week ago.

Exactly. What bugs me, is why did Godly President Bush appoint such leftist judges?!

If this "young woman" is claiming to be stuck at Heathrow because of that, then she is being economical with the truth.

I think we can drop the "niece" pretense, don't you? Tell me, did you meet this person on the internets and send an international money transfer to cover the fare to the USA? If so, then the chances are that "she" is in fact a 350-pound 50-year-old man from Lagos (the one in Africa, not the one in Portugal) and is currently celebrating your folly more than 3,000 miles from Heathrow.

Yup, that sounds about right.

[Phil Ander]

Re: URGENT help needed because of Muslim travel ban!

Hi there Muqtada,


One of my execs who has just landed in LHR has just sent me a photo. Is this Samara? If so, he tells me that she looks well, and has just left Heathrow in a limo with Saudi diplomatic plates.


The Saudi prince has invited my guy to an exclusive party later on today, so if this is Samara, my guy can pass on any messages to your "niece". PM may be the best way to proceed.

[Muqtada Al-Amriki]

Re: URGENT help needed because of Muslim travel ban!

Tell me, did you meet this person on the internets and send an international money transfer to cover the fare to the USA? If so, then the chances are that "she" is in fact a 350-pound 50-year-old man from Lagos (the one in Africa, not the one in Portugal) and is currently celebrating your folly more than 3,000 miles from Heathrow.

Ah well - you'll know better next time, perhaps.

Thank you Miss Joanna for your concern. You are a good woman to always look out for me. But please do not worry, I have bring many many innocent girls to US before.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: URGENT help needed because of Muslim travel ban!

Friend, you can count on me to do everything I can to protect your innocent young niece. Please send me her cell phone number and Skype details so I can get the ball rolling

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: URGENT help needed because of Muslim travel ban!

Muqtada,

As-salaamu ‘alaikum friend. I have some wonderful news! Help is available, if still needed - but first:

1. I strongly recommend against allowing Faith Machine to provide shelter for your lovely and most pure niece. Let's just say I know things.

2. Your niece has nothing to fear regarding a travel ban at this time. She could freely leave London without an issue. I know many barristers in the greater London area who will ensure this; all you need to do is let me know and I shall immediately contact them.

3. If she is lacking in funds, a loan can be sent via Western Union. Again, just say the word.

I hope this provides assurance and peace to you, my friend.

Michael Hezekiah, Esq.
Attorney at Law

[Faith_Machine]

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You just shut your mouth, you money-lending sheeny!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: URGENT help needed because of Muslim travel ban!

Oh Mister Hezekiah, you can take the boy out of Brooklyn, but ....

Your niece has nothing to fear regarding a travel ban at this time. She could freely leave London without an issue. I know many barristers in the greater London area who will ensure this; all you need to do is let me know and I shall immediately contact them.

Pay no attention to this, Mr Alreeky. This so-called lawyer has clearly never been west of Boro Park or, more relevant in this case, east of Canarsie. I expect he knows plenty of baristas (and probably plenty of barwomen) but if he knew even a single barrister then that barrister would tell him that the person your young lady needs here (if she needs anyone at all) is a solicitor.

However, if Brother Phil is correct (and he generally is) then she is perfectly safe in the hands of our Saudi friends.

If she is lacking in funds, a loan can be sent via Western Union. Again, just say the word.

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS, AL! (I hope I may call you Al?) In Britain it is customary to use banks for international transfers. Anyone who suggests using Western Union is, by definition, either a crook or an illegal migrant.

Mr Hezekiah, I am disappointed in you. I am not a racist but really, you do your people no favors!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: URGENT help needed because of Muslim travel ban!

I support a travel ban of all Muslims and other lesser races!


I am, other than being an intelligent, well-built, fair-of-face and exceptionally strong, humble man, with gnathological abilities far exceeding all others, an American male. This makes me superior to all other males in those non-Christian countries like Canadastan and Burkina Faso. If we fail to support our President in his attempts to rid our land of people who come here trying to eradicate Jesus from our currency and the Bible from the Constitution, we face extinction as a race.


I blame the damnable and ridiculous practice of allowing gay men and other gay men to marry. If we were still following the old-fashioned ways of life taught by our four fathers, we wouldn't be facing the onslaught of Islamicity and Austrian immigration from Aleppo. Can't we just wake up and smell the coffee? Can't we just fall on our knees and seek God in all of this mess? JESUS LOVES US. He simply asks us to ask Him for help; He won't intrude into our personal lives as long as we do everything He tells us. He won't let us suffer, IF we call on Him.


As for me and my house, I will serve the LORD. I hope your whore niece is happy in London, where Muslims almost outnumber first world people.


BrotherLarry


PS: Mike, have you lost your mind?

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: URGENT help needed because of Muslim travel ban!

Oh Mister Hezekiah, you can take the boy out of Brooklyn, but ....



Pay no attention to this, Mr Alreeky. This so-called lawyer has clearly never been west of Boro Park or, more relevant in this case, east of Canarsie. I expect he knows plenty of baristas (and probably plenty of barwomen) but if he knew even a single barrister then that barrister would tell him that the person your young lady needs here (if she needs anyone at all) is a solicitor.

However, if Brother Phil is correct (and he generally is) then she is perfectly safe in the hands of our Saudi friends.



DO NOT FALL FOR THIS, AL! (I hope I may call you Al?) In Britain it is customary to use banks for international transfers. Anyone who suggests using Western Union is, by definition, either a crook or an illegal migrant.

Mr Hezekiah, I am disappointed in you. I am not a racist but really, you do your people no favors!

I don't know what I find more annoying, distant relative of Attila the Hun: your anti-semitics or your picky semantics. I am well aware of the legal terminology of your backward and godless land, having spent many days in England, Wales, and Scotland. I have not spent as much time in Ireland as I find their accents deplorable and their drinking habits excessive. (and that's just in the churches)


Jah teaches me that I am to be reasonably kind but also cunning when it comes to dealing with white women - since you give the impression that you want our Rastafarian love when all you are truly after is lustful satisfaction. I choose not to sire children with wicked women - so be off with you.


Mike

[WashedWithHisBlood]

Re: URGENT help needed because of Muslim travel ban!

My friends I need your help because of the Muslim travel ban to US!

I was trying to bring my "niece" Samara over here so she can "work hard" and pursue American dream but she is from Iraq and covered by Donald Trump travel ban.

Samara was en route to here but had a connecting flight in UK and now she is stuck there until we can get this mess sorted.


Please my friends, my "niece" is very, very, very innocent. I do not want her to come to US with corrupted morals if you know what I mean.


I pray I can count on you because I know all the men of Landover Baptist Church obey Christian law and would never lay hold of a girl and dishonor her.


Somebody can go look for Samara please? She is sleeping at London Heath Row (sp?) airport last I talk to her, just sleeping on a bench with her luggage.


Please my friends, she has not very much English and she is alone and very innocent.


If you could provide her shelter for next few days I will be happy to pay for your expense. Thank you. God is good!


Attached is most recent photo of her

I would not send a cent to any of you filths and I don't care if I've to renounce my sweet lovin tender Jesus in order to save humanity from the likes of you, but I goddamned will if I have to!

You see you muslims ( mudsallamy bin pusslims in my book ) are nothing but worthless parasites that prowl the earth like queer demons in seek of a butt to rape. Cologne Europe, mama Murkel Germany... all those areas was once clean, blessed and safe before mudsallamy bin pusslims like you degenerate subhuman scum camel copulator came around. In hind sight you scums make me sick!!!

& btw.... Mark my words you filthy terrorist piece of trash! If and IF....you filths ever and ever attack my people again ( the white people, and the tamed negroes that live side by side with us ) I will buy a farm somewhere between the border of Germany and Poland, so that I can fetch you good for nothing degenerate worthless subhuman mudsallamy bin pusslims pieces of turds and [EUPHEMISM FOR ASIAN STYLE FORNICATION REMOVED BY MODERATOR].
God bless

[Faith_Machine]

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...and I don't care if I've to renounce my sweet lovin tender Jesus in order to save humanity from the likes of you, but I goddamned will if I have to!

Well I guess you've shown your true colors, bucko.

You could place a nuclear warhead in every single city on this planet and tell me you're going to detonate all of them if I don't renounce Jesus, and you know what? I would not renounce Jesus.


Sounds to me like you are not very strong in your faith, and you don't care to be.