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    I need help with an addiction.

    As you may know, the sinful trend of 2016 was the dab. Unfortunately i participated ironically, but have become addicted. I come here in hope that someone here has some advice on how to get unaddicted.

    Thank you all in advance,
    Dan
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    Re: I need help with an addiction.

    Originally posted by DANIEL_HOGG View Post
    As you may know, the sinful trend of 2016 was the dab. Unfortunately i participated ironically, but have become addicted. I come here in hope that someone here has some advice on how to get unaddicted.

    Thank you all in advance,
    Dan

    Just say no.
    A half truth is a whole lie.

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    • #3
      Re: I need help with an addiction.

      Originally posted by DANIEL_HOGG View Post
      As you may know, the sinful trend of 2016 was the dab. Unfortunately i participated ironically, but have become addicted. I come here in hope that someone here has some advice on how to get unaddicted.

      Thank you all in advance,
      Dan
      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: I need help with an addiction.

        Purple Comic Sans already?


        You'd best do what Mrs. Etheldreda asks of you, pronto, bud.

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        • #5
          Re: I need help with an addiction.

          Friend, are you talking about the drug or the idiotic dance move?Doesn't matter. Either way, the answer is Jesus.
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          • #6
            Re: I need help with an addiction.

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Friend, are you talking about the drug or the idiotic dance move?Doesn't matter. Either way, the answer is Jesus.
            I believe it to be a soccerball term, Brother F_M, referring to a move practiced by homosexual players in the Godless wastes of Gateshead and environs when they score a goal. What with the teams being so incompetent, this happens so rarely that it is of no real concern to anyone.


            I would recommend asking this question on a forum that actually cares: possibly the very lively discussion board hosted by the Wrekenton Blue Star football club?
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • #7
              Re: I need help with an addiction.

              Originally posted by DANIEL_HOGG View Post
              As you may know, the sinful trend of 2016 was the dab. Unfortunately i participated ironically, but have become addicted. I come here in hope that someone here has some advice on how to get unaddicted.

              Thank you all in advance,
              Dan
              Addicted with what? Justin Beiber . Look kiddo. You don't live in the 80's no more. Cocaine & Heroin no longer prowl the street, so please save the BS and stop being a queer.
              Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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              • #8
                Re: I need help with an addiction.

                Originally posted by WashedWithHisBlood View Post
                Addicted with what? Justin Beiber . Look kiddo. You don't live in the 80's no more. Cocaine & Heroin no longer prowl the street, so please save the BS and stop being a queer.
                You truly are taking alternative facts to the next level, dear!
                Yes! Contradict all of the available information!
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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