Introducing Myself

[Brandon K. Buie]

Hello, my name is Brandon and I am a lifelong Christian from Rural Iowa who recently got internet access. Immediately I set out to find other real American Christians who shared my beliefs, and imagine my happiness at finding this godly forum.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Introducing Myself

Hello, my name is Brandon and I am a lifelong Christian from Rural Iowa who recently got internet access. Immediately I set out to find other real American Christians who shared my beliefs, and imagine my happiness at finding this godly forum.

Welcome, young man. Maybe. A "lifelong Christian from rural Iowa" has no place in sordid (and mostly homosexual) Vermont. Why would you move there?


Now, I have witnessed in seedy Vermont motels. But then I have traveled to all 50 states in my ministry, denouncing the gay lifestyle choice, as I also once chose to chase the corn hole when I decided to be queer.


Truth-telling is important. Come clean. And it is not a homo-rectal inference.


If you are here to praise God, kindly commence.


In Christ.

[Basilissa]

Re: Introducing Myself

Hello, my name is Brandon and I am a lifelong Christian from Rural Iowa who recently got internet access. Immediately I set out to find other real American Christians who shared my beliefs, and imagine my happiness at finding this godly forum.

Hello and to our Godly forum!

Which Bible verse do you call your favorite? How did you find Jesus? Which church do you go to?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Introducing Myself

Welcome, Brandon. We await your testimony with bated breath.


God Bless!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Introducing Myself

Hi .. Welcome to Landover. It's always great to welcome a believer to the fellowship. So many philosophies and "new age" technologies are out there making people less than they could be if not worse. Jesus enables us to function at our full potential and without Him no-one ever amounts to anything at all of value.

Why He was willing to die for such valueless creatures is beyond me, but He did and now we may be free. The Bible explains that we were worth less than nothing when we were born, deserving only of torture. What a terrible and uncertain world we have built. Satan is at work everywhere pulling down. Jesus wants to build us up. Very few will accept His love and Jesus really does not like that.

For us the future is in His hands.

. . Hallelujah!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Introducing Myself

I would like to add my manly welcome to you, sir. The Lord has blessed Iowa with a harvest of souls that Landover Baptist Church is happy to welcome along with their tithes and offerings. I too will someday be a resident of Iowa. I've applied for residency in Freehold - which is Landover's gated community. They have stringent standards and the application process is lengthy, especially after the secretary fell into a Machine and only that Machine knows what happened after that, but hey, that's a story for another day.


Are you a husband? How many sons have you? Do you have a chosen firearm that you enjoy carrying with you at all times? If you are a father, have you eligible daughters? Do you own horses?


As you peruse our forums you will learn more of Jesus Christ and the reality of His message to us. My heart is filled with joybells just to think of how much you'll find here. And of course, you will learn more about me and my intelligence and love of our Lord.


I await your next post with great eagerness.


BrotherLarry
"I Come Quickly!" Rev. 22:12