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  • Gay Lord
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2017
    • 22

    #1

    My intro

    After receiving approx 10429429249 infractions by the worthless ---{REFERENCE TO GARDEN IMPLEMENT REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR}--- on here, thought maybe i should post. Yo. Im sick of this ---{OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR}--- and y'all need jesus, this isn't a church its a cult. Proud catholic. Laters.
  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #2
    Re: My intro

    Originally posted by Gay Lord View Post
    After receiving approx 10429429249 infractions by the worthless ---{REFERENCE TO GARDEN IMPLEMENT REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR}--- on here, thought maybe i should post. Yo. Im sick of this ---{OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR}--- and y'all need jesus, this isn't a church its a cult. Proud catholic. Laters.

    This is rich: a Roman has come to accuse Baptists of belonging to a cult.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12986

      #3
      Re: My intro

      Originally posted by Gay Lord View Post
      After receiving approx 10429429249 infractions by the worthless ---{REFERENCE TO GARDEN IMPLEMENT REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR}--- on here, thought maybe i should post. Yo. Im sick of this ---{OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR}--- and y'all need jesus, this isn't a church its a cult. Proud catholic. Laters.
      Hi sweetie and welcome to our friendly forum! (This is called turning the other cheek).

      What does make you think that we haven't got enough Jesus? (His name should be capitalized, not just because He's God but also because English grammar requires capitalization of proper names).

      Please show me a True Christian(tm) misquoting what Jesus said. (You should start by actually reading the Holy Bible; we'll wait).
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: My intro

        Hello Mr. Lord. Kindly define "cult" so we can be on the same page. Thank you.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Gay Lord
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Mar 2017
          • 22

          #5
          Re: My intro

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          start by actually reading the Holy Bible; we'll wait).
          Unlike you all, I have read the TRUE bible, not this king james bullmanure* you all seem to be into.


          *strong language edited by moderator

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12986

            #6
            Re: My intro

            Originally posted by Gay Lord View Post
            Unlike you all, I have read the TRUE bible, not this king james bullmanure* you all seem to be into.


            *strong language edited by moderator
            I impatiently await an informed discussion of the differences between the Catholic Bible and the KJV Bible, beginning with you outlining the most important differences within each book of the Bible and reasons why do you believe your version is more correct.












            Still waiting....





            <crickets>
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

            Comment

            • Gay Lord
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Mar 2017
              • 22

              #7
              Re: My intro

              Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
              This is rich: a Roman has come to accuse Baptists of belonging to a cult.
              Not all baptists, just you hoes who think that you know everything - newsflash, you're fcked

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              • Gay Lord
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Mar 2017
                • 22

                #8
                Re: My intro

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                I impatiently await an informed discussion of the differences between the Catholic Bible and the KJV Bible, beginning with you outlining the most important differences within each book of the Bible and reasons why do you believe your version is more correct.












                Still waiting....





                <crickets>
                haven't been piffleed to read it, worthless and irrelevant - just like your existence.

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12986

                  #9
                  Re: My intro

                  Originally posted by Gay Lord View Post
                  haven't been piffleed to read it, worthless and irrelevant - just like your existence.
                  So...

                  Do you always make judgments about things without learning anything about them? (The colloquial expression is, do you always judge a book by its cover?)

                  You do realize that makes you seem a bit ignorant, don't you?
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                  Comment

                  • Alvin Moss
                    Serving Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 4468

                    #10
                    Re: My intro

                    Originally posted by Gay Lord View Post
                    Not all baptists, just you hoes who think that you know everything - newsflash, you're fcked

                    It is God who is all knowing. We just go with what He says. One of the things He says is : Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.- Leviticus 26:1. As a Roman Catholic, how do you reconcile the practices of your religion with the inerrant word of Almighty God?
                    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    • Gay Lord
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Mar 2017
                      • 22

                      #11
                      Re: My intro

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      So...

                      Do you always make judgments about things without learning anything about them? (The colloquial expression is, do you always judge a book by its cover?)

                      You do realize that makes you seem a bit ignorant, don't you?
                      Maybe, i just like MY religion and want you to realise you are wrong. I am educated and know you are wrong

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #12
                        Re: My intro

                        Originally posted by Gay Lord View Post
                        Maybe, i just like MY religion and want you to realise you are wrong. I am educated and know you are wrong
                        Dear Mr. Lord, perhaps you'd like to share with us an example of what you think your religion has done right. It might inspire a more productive conversation than your little temper tantrum has thus far.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

                        Comment

                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12986

                          #13
                          Re: My intro

                          Originally posted by Gay Lord View Post
                          Maybe, i just like MY religion and want you to realise you are wrong. I am educated and know you are wrong
                          "I know I'm right and you're wrong" is a five-year-old reasoning level.

                          In order to be educated and know that we're wrong you'd have to know 1) your version of the Bible, 2) our version of the Bible, 3) differences between them, and 4) the reasons why your version is superior.

                          Otherwise, you are still just an ignorant basing your opinion on feelings instead of facts.

                          Are you ready now to admit your utter ignorance?
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                          Comment

                          • handmaiden
                            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 11469

                            #14
                            Re: My intro

                            Originally posted by Gay Lord View Post
                            Maybe, i just like MY religion and want you to realise you are wrong. I am educated and know you are wrong
                            Dear G. Lord:


                            During your educational experiences have you encountered the many examples of "saints" who are, in actuality, simply co-opted versions of various pagan deities that the Catholic Church subsumed to further its own agenda?


                            If you have the opportunity to do some research, you might find it quite illuminating.
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • Thomas Taylor
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 1486

                              #15
                              Re: My intro

                              Originally posted by Gay Lord View Post
                              haven't been piffleed to read it, worthless and irrelevant - just like your existence.

                              Well hello there Gay,


                              Welcome to the forum. You will find it to be a place filled with Good, Godly, True Christian men and women filled to the brim with the Love of Our Lord Jesus Christ. Hope you enjoy it.


                              I see from your initial post that you are a taig (that's a catholic by the way). How has this affected your life and what has it given you with regards to a fully rounded world view?


                              From your comment, quoted above, I assume that you read the Christian Community Bible which, for some strange reason, seems to be the Book of choice for idolaters these days. You do realize that all the Good bits have been left out, don't you?


                              BTW were you ever an altar boy?


                              Hope you have a good time here on the forums and take the time to really find the True Word of Our Lord Jesus.


                              YIC
                              TT
                              Isaiah 66:15

                              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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