Hello fellow Baptists!

[g0dl0vesme]

Hi! My name is Lizzy and I have been introduced to this lovely forum by one of my fellow Baptists! I am extremely excited to be part of this community.

Here is my favourite bible verse!
Psalm 31:6
"I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the LORD"

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello fellow Baptists!

Hi! My name is Lizzy and I have been introduced to this lovely forum by one of my fellow Baptists! I am extremely excited to be part of this community.

Here is my favourite bible verse!
Psalm 31:6
"I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the LORD"

Hello and to our Godly forum! I do hope that our little corner of the Internet will help you grow spiritually.

Please note we use the King James Version of the Bible here.

Psalm 31:6 I have hated them that regard lying vanities: but I trust in the Lord.

[g0dl0vesme]

Re: Hello fellow Baptists!

Thank you so much! I now know!

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Hello fellow Baptists!

Lizzy,


The Lord Himself rejoices when a new sojourner joins us in these forums! Glory to His Name! I look forward to learning more about you and your walk with the Lord. Mine has been a bit rocky lately, but it is my intention to fight a good fight, to keep the faith, and to run the race with my Jesus as a loving guide (2 Timothy 4:7).


May the Holy Spirit enlighten you as you seek the truth of God's Word.


Michael Hezekiah

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello fellow Baptists!

Hello .. Welcome to Landover.


You will notice some unusual awards by certain posters' names. Overfamiliarity is never appropriate and if you feel wary just click on an award icon and you will see the reservations noted by others.


This is just a general comment, not in light of any particular post.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Hello fellow Baptists!

Hello Lizzy,


Are you related to Lizzy Borden?


We want to know all about you.


YIC
TT
P.S. Are you married?

[handmaiden]

Re: Hello fellow Baptists!

Hello, Lizzy! You chose a fine verse. Now keep reading your KJV Bible to memorize all the others and obey every single, blessed, command in the entire Book. Then perhaps you can rise above the ranks of "Unsaved Trash"!

[IAmTheTrueVillageIdiot]

Re: Hello fellow Baptists!

A forum in which people's opinions are banned? GREAT!

But not for me. Bye.


It was nice to be here for nearly an hour.


But I am afraid I am a satanist and would need to get banned.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hello fellow Baptists!

Hello Lizzy,


Are you related to Lizzy Borden?


We want to know all about you.


YIC
TT
P.S. Are you married?

I rebuke you in Jesus Name.
Why are you talking to this woman?
Why do you care if she is married?
Didn't I get you the cherry chocolate chip ice cream you wanted at 2 AM?


Keep yourself together, Man. I'm trying to be a friend to you in your time of great sorrow and here you are posting frivolous greetings to strange women. Maybe I should just leave and get back to Manhattan today.


In rebuke but passionate True Christian(TM) love,
BrotherLarry

[Esther B.]

Re: Hello fellow Baptists!

Welcome, Lizzy!

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello fellow Baptists!

A forum in which people's opinions are banned? GREAT!

But not for me. Bye.


It was nice to be here for nearly an hour.

Bye! Don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you!

But I am afraid I am a satanist and would need to get banned.

Unfortunately, your request cannot be processed at this time.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Hello fellow Baptists!

I rebuke you in Jesus Name.
Why are you talking to this woman?
Why do you care if she is married?
Didn't I get you the cherry chocolate chip ice cream you wanted at 2 AM?


Keep yourself together, Man. I'm trying to be a friend to you in your time of great sorrow and here you are posting frivolous greetings to strange women. Maybe I should just leave and get back to Manhattan today.


In rebuke but passionate True Christian™ love,
BrotherLarry

Larry, thanks for the rebuke. I was only being welcoming to the new member. BTW the ice cream was melted when it arrived, but thanks anyway. Even though it had a slightly salty after taste it was still pretty good.


When are we getting together for fellowship and prayer?


YIC
TT


P.S. I have been being followed by a black SUV with NY plates.

[Adam Fag]

Re: Hello fellow Baptists!

Hi there Liz, how's tricks?

What new things have you learned in your walk with God that could not have been gleaned from a walk on your own?

They're a good crowd here, all the best

[Bubba Buck]

Re: Hello fellow Baptists!

Why hello there Lizzy. If you are a capable woman who cleans well and can bake a nice pie, I would love to take you in to work at my pig ranch. There's certainly lots of cleaning to be done and in my old years I would appreciate all the help I could get. I only have a one bedroom house but I would certainly be able to let you stay over regardless. Exodus 20:12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee. I wouldn't mind if you called me "father" if I take you in no? I certainly love young help.

[g0dl0vesme]

Re: Hello fellow Baptists!

Why hello there Lizzy. If you are a capable woman who cleans well and can bake a nice pie, I would love to take you in to work at my pig ranch. There's certainly lots of cleaning to be done and in my old years I would appreciate all the help I could get. I only have a one bedroom house but I would certainly be able to let you stay over regardless. Exodus 20:12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee. I wouldn't mind if you called me "father" if I take you in no? I certainly love young help.

I can't call you father, that name is reserved for my Lord and Only my Lord, but I should be able to call you Daddy?