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  • Casual 'n filthy
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2017
    • 24

    #1

    Uhh, an introduction?

    I'm really just here to hear to hear some opinions, I'm not really religious either.

    Is this allowed?
    I'm not sure...
    The rules are not very clear, I'm not sure what's allowed and not.


    If anyone knows! Please notify me, If this is not allowed I will delete my account immediately.
    Please try to be as clear as possible, I'm not very good at decoding riddles or understanding the bible.
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12989

    #2
    Re: Uhh, an introduction?

    Originally posted by Casual 'n filthy View Post
    I'm really just here to hear to hear some opinions, I'm not really religious either.

    Is this allowed?
    I'm not sure...
    The rules are not very clear, I'm not sure what's allowed and not.


    If anyone knows! Please notify me, If this is not allowed I will delete my account immediately.
    Please try to be as clear as possible, I'm not very good at decoding riddles or understanding the bible.
    Hello and to our forum!

    We welcome all sorts of people here. Who knows, maybe you'll repent for your sins and accept Jesus after all?

    Anyway, if you want to keep up you'll have to start reading the Bible, because this is a Christian forum and the Bible is the foundation of Christian faith.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Des
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2013
      • 2718

      #3
      Re: Uhh, an introduction?

      Originally posted by Casual 'n filthy View Post

      Is this allowed?
      It all depends on how well you can clean and whether you can keep your mouth shut. If you can give a thumbs up and nod your head by way of reply, you'll have no problems here. Problems in hell, sure, but not here.
      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Uhh, an introduction?

        Hello dear. You sound confused. Perhaps if you were to take some time to read the instructions on the page you're looking at, you'll find the answers to the questions you seek. Landover Baptist Church has guaranteed Salvation since 1620. You'll see that in our banner, which you surely can't miss. This is where, you'll note, the Worthwhile come to Worship. Unsaved are not welcome. This is per God's wishes. No offense. Reference the Holy Bible for more information.

        But alas, since you are already here, why don't you tell us about yourself. What church did your parents raise you in, and what was your favorite Bible verse before you turned your back on the only One who can Save you from Eternal Damnation? Which temporary sin did you choose over an eternity of peace? Are you a homo? A feminist? A vegetarian?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: Uhh, an introduction?

          Welcome then, Sven. We are friendly here and welcoming to all who seek Jesus and wish to fellowship with Christians. God often guides those He wishes to save to this site, that His word may be offered to them. I note you hail from Sweden. I for one am particularly gratified that you have taken time from defending yourself against Muslim terrorists and killers to reach out to us.

          God Bless!
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Casual 'n filthy
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Mar 2017
            • 24

            #6
            Re: Uhh, an introduction?

            Do i reply now?

            Sorry! I have not used a forum like this before.
            As i said before, I can't read the bible, I can't. the way it's written doesn't really corelate well with my, "problems".


            It's very hard to understand, are atheists allowed here to ask questions or not?

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            • Alvin Moss
              Serving Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4468

              #7
              Re: Uhh, an introduction?

              Originally posted by Casual 'n filthy View Post


              It's very hard to understand, are atheists allowed here to ask questions or not?

              Speak.
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12989

                #8
                Re: Uhh, an introduction?

                Originally posted by Casual 'n filthy View Post
                Do i reply now?

                Sorry! I have not used a forum like this before.
                As i said before, I can't read the bible, I can't. the way it's written doesn't really corelate well with my, "problems".
                Excuses, excuses, excuses.

                While we read the King James Bible here, maybe you can find another version in simpleton language here?

                Here's Genesis in that weird Germanic dialect you use in your country:
                Världens skapelse - I begynnelsen skapade Gud himmel och jord. Jorden var öde och tom, och mörker var över djupet. Och Guds Ande svävade över vattnet. Gud sade: ”Varde ljus!” Och det blev ljus. Gud såg att ljuset var gott, och han skilde ljuset från mörkret. Gud kallade ljuset dag, och mörkret kallade han natt. Och det blev afton och det blev morgon, den första dagen.


                It's very hard to understand, are atheists allowed here to ask questions or not?
                Go ahead. But don't be surprised if we reply with direct quotes from the Bible - everything we need to know about life is there.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                Comment

                • Des
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2013
                  • 2718

                  #9
                  Re: Uhh, an introduction?

                  Originally posted by Casual 'n filthy View Post
                  Do i reply now?
                  I had rather you didn't, but I see that you are going to all the same.

                  Originally posted by Casual 'n filthy View Post
                  It's very hard to understand, are atheists allowed here to ask questions or not?

                  Athesnits come here to ask their asinine, mocking, and generally nonsensical questions all the time. I'm sure that if you put a little effort into it you could browse our forum, find the silly question you want to ask, and see our honest and Biblically accurate replies that would satisfy the curiosity of any reasonable person, and move on.
                  Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                  • Casual 'n filthy
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Mar 2017
                    • 24

                    #10
                    Re: Uhh, an introduction?

                    Okay, please don't hate me if my question is weird.

                    What's your opinions on things like the rising feminism and social justice warriors?

                    I'm really curious, I've been lurking a bit and everyone seems to have such strong opinions on things!

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468

                      #11
                      Re: Uhh, an introduction?

                      Originally posted by Casual 'n filthy View Post
                      Okay, please don't hate me if my question is weird.

                      What's your opinions on things like the rising feminism and social justice warriors?

                      I'm really curious, I've been lurking a bit and everyone seems to have such strong opinions on things!

                      Feminism is full on defiance of God's word. You are really going to have to read the Bible to get all the details. We here can quote you a few verses, but what you are talking about is more fundamental and cannot be adequately addressed in a short answer. Social justice warriors are just like any other rioter and they should be shot by the authorities as soon as they start rioting.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                      • Des
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2013
                        • 2718

                        #12
                        Re: Uhh, an introduction?

                        Originally posted by Casual 'n filthy View Post
                        Okay, please don't hate me if my question is weird.

                        What's your opinions on things like the rising feminism and social justice warriors?

                        I'm really curious, I've been lurking a bit and everyone seems to have such strong opinions on things!
                        Third Reich Feminazis are in league with Satan, but I'm convinced that SJWs are in fact stealth Christians doing Gods work. They use the same tactics as us, use fear to inspire compliance like us, shame and flame anyone opposing their views just like us, disrupt conventions and gatherings just like us, and go above and beyond in their efforts to make the Liberals they pretend to represent look like frothing at the mouth raving lunatics. How could these guys not be on our side?
                        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                        • Casual 'n filthy
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Mar 2017
                          • 24

                          #13
                          Re: Uhh, an introduction?

                          Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                          . Social justice warriors are just like any other rioter and they should be shot by the authorities as soon as they start rioting.
                          The Internet ones, If you did not know, when most people refer to sjws, they normally refer to the "keyboard warrior" ones.

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12989

                            #14
                            Re: Uhh, an introduction?

                            Originally posted by Casual 'n filthy View Post
                            The Internet ones, If you did not know, when most people refer to sjws, they normally refer to the "keyboard warrior" ones.
                            We're very grateful to them for helping to elect Donald Trump.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                            Comment

                            • Des
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2013
                              • 2718

                              #15
                              Re: Uhh, an introduction?

                              I guess that's that. She can go back to eating meatballs and forcing her hubby to pee sitting down as required by Swedish law now that she has her answers.
                              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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