Welcome! may i ask what's your favorite bible verse?
Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell.
Matthew 10:28
me no speak very gud engrish but i luv jezus i hope u guyz wil liek me
pls ask me any qeustions
I'll put it in BIG FONT so you can understand easier:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
me no speak very gud engrish but i luv jezus i hope u guyz wil liek me
pls ask me any qeustions
Your juvenile attempt to write as though you were speaking in a stereotypical Japanese accent is -- in the vernacular of the times-- a fail. (Or is it simply "fail", without the article?)
You convert the "el" sound in "engrish" to an "arr" but retain the "el" in "luv", "wil", "liek" and "pls".
If you are here to amuse yourself, there's little that I can do. (Except shake my head over what passes for humor in your life.) But if you are here to troll, you really, really need to step up your game.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
me no speak very gud engrish but i luv jezus i hope u guyz wil liek me
pls ask me any qeustions
You, young lady, are a liar and a racist!
Drop the offensive fake accent and tell us why you're really here.
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It's heartbreaking, Brother. If all these Godmockers would accept our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ into their hearts we would see an end to racism.
But so long as the Spics keep worshiping Saint Pauli Girl, as long as the Dotheads keep worshiping hentai squid women, as long as the Ragheads keep worshiping Allan, as long as the Kikes keep worshiping money and Barbra Strieisand we will never see the end of racism.
Psalm 137:9Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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