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  • imperial japan
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2017
    • 4

    #1

    hewoo

    me no speak very gud engrish but i luv jezus i hope u guyz wil liek me

    pls ask me any qeustions
  • Ayy Lmao
    Unsaved trash, flunked 4chan
    • Dec 2016
    • 9

    #2
    Re: hewoo

    Welcome! may i ask what's your favorite bible verse?
    Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell.
    Matthew 10:28

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12976

      #3
      Re: hewoo

      Originally posted by imperial japan View Post
      me no speak very gud engrish but i luv jezus i hope u guyz wil liek me

      pls ask me any qeustions
      I'll put it in BIG FONT so you can understand easier:

      The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • EmeperorHiro
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Mar 2017
        • 4

        #4
        Re: hewoo

        Hello.

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        • handmaiden
          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 11428

          #5
          Re: hewoo

          Originally posted by imperial japan View Post
          me no speak very gud engrish but i luv jezus i hope u guyz wil liek me

          pls ask me any qeustions
          Your juvenile attempt to write as though you were speaking in a stereotypical Japanese accent is -- in the vernacular of the times-- a fail. (Or is it simply "fail", without the article?)


          You convert the "el" sound in "engrish" to an "arr" but retain the "el" in "luv", "wil", "liek" and "pls".


          If you are here to amuse yourself, there's little that I can do. (Except shake my head over what passes for humor in your life.) But if you are here to troll, you really, really need to step up your game.
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: hewoo

            Originally posted by imperial japan View Post
            me no speak very gud engrish but i luv jezus i hope u guyz wil liek me

            pls ask me any qeustions
            You, young lady, are a liar and a racist!


            Drop the offensive fake accent and tell us why you're really here.
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            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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            • Des
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2013
              • 2718

              #7
              Re: hewoo

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              You, young lady, are a liar and a racist!
              It's heartbreaking, Brother. If all these Godmockers would accept our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ into their hearts we would see an end to racism.


              But so long as the Spics keep worshiping Saint Pauli Girl, as long as the Dotheads keep worshiping hentai squid women, as long as the Ragheads keep worshiping Allan, as long as the Kikes keep worshiping money and Barbra Strieisand we will never see the end of racism.
              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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