Hello Brothers and Sisters

[DatCoolChristianGuy]

Hello, my name is Jimmy. I am here to communicate with other True Christians™. If you would have to have a friendly chat, comment on this thread because all the people in my area act like filthy homers.
I cannot move to a holier place due to financial issues.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

Hello, my name is Jimmy. I am here to communicate with other True Christians™. If you would have to have a friendly chat, comment on this thread because all the people in my area act like filthy homers.
I cannot move to a holier place due to financial issues.

Hello, Mr. Jimmy!

Your heart seems to be in the Right Place and your chagrin over your whereabouts touched me deeply. I'll be praying for you.
You seem to be a man of few words. Of course, that is OK By Jesus.



Proverbs 17:1
Better is a dry morsel, and quietness therewith, than an house full of sacrifices with strife.

But don't worry. You're among the people who are your best hope for Salvation. You can share your testimony with us? What is your favorite verse and how's begetting?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

Hello, my name is Jimmy. I am here to communicate with other True Christians™. If you would have to have a friendly chat, comment on this thread because all the people in my area act like filthy homers.
I cannot move to a holier place due to financial issues.

Jimmy,


My heart breaks for you regarding your money problems. Is there no way at all that people could help you relocate your cardboard box elsewhere, or is panhandling best in your current locale? Know that Jesus loves you and we do, also. Say, what is your favorite Bible verse and how did you come to the knowledge that Christ is Savior of all mankind (except liars, fags, certain Jamaicans, fornicators, those who blaspheme the Spirit, and Richard Simmons)?


The homosekshul issue is reaching epidemic proportions. I have many dear, close male friends who are physically affected by the thought of touching other men. Some of us witnessed in South America recently, where we were in contact with hundreds of gay men (gay is such a misnomer), but PRAISE GOD, we saw them on their knees - many crying out to God - and wherever we went, through the grace of God, they came. Yes, they came seeking what we had to offer - which was much. I miss those dear messicans in Peru, Colombia, Argentina, and Brownsville, TX.


You are with friends here - the friendliest bunch on the Interweb, I think - and they will welcome you, love you, and help guide you on the pathway to Heaven's Gate (the place, not the movie). You will learn of my intelligence, virile powerful body, and spiritual perfection as you perusisize these "pages." But most importantly you will learn of He who temporarily passed away and then rose again just so YOU could walk the streets of gold when He returns, which He said would be quickly; He spoke those words some 2000 years ago but hey, it could be today, it could be tomorrow. But it will be quickly.


In Christian Manly Brotherhood,
BrotherLarry (Rev. 22:12)


You didn't mention your age or what your physical appearance is. Was that deliberate?
Share everything with us, particularly the sins you've committed. We await your testimony, Brother.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

Hello Dat, you do not appear to be a True Christian. You understand that is something we'll need to verify before you can represent yourself as such, right?

Anyway, where, specifically, do you live? You say everybody there acts like a homosexual? Sounds like Kansas City to me.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

Hello, my name is Jimmy. I am here to communicate with other True Christians™. If you would have to have a friendly chat, comment on this thread because all the people in my area act like filthy homers.
I cannot move to a holier place due to financial issues.

Are your financial issues due to a mental disability?

Because most people even with under-average intelligence should be able to notice what it says on the top of this page:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[DatCoolChristianGuy]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

Are your financial issues due to a mental disability?

Because most people even with under-average intelligence should be able to notice what it says on the top of this page:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

I am so sorry about that! I am quite old and have only just gotten a computer in home, this is one of the first times I have connected to the interwebs, it is quite hard for me to navigate.
I am in the process of finding a church in Kansas that follows the Bible completely and doesn't pick out the things they don't like, I need to find a new church because there were too many fake Christian coming in, trying to get salvation, which we know God won't give them.
My favorite Bible verse is "And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them."- Ephesians 5:11
My whole family is Christian so I grew up around Christianity but as I got older and read more and more of the Bible, I realised that they weren't real Christians and that they were just posers. I moved out as soon as I could so that I could remove the posers and find people who truly believed in Jesus, like me.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

I am so sorry about that! I am quite old and have only just gotten a computer in home, this is one of the first times I have connected to the interwebs, it is quite hard for me to navigate.
I am in the process of finding a church in Kansas that follows the Bible completely and doesn't pick out the things they don't like, I need to find a new church because there were too many fake Christian coming in, trying to get salvation, which we know God won't give them.
My favorite Bible verse is "And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them."- Ephesians 5:11
My whole family is Christian so I grew up around Christianity but as I got older and read more and more of the Bible, I realised that they weren't real Christians and that they were just posers. I moved out as soon as I could so that I could remove the posers and find people who truly believed in Jesus, like me.

Fair enough and welcome, Jimmy! Are you Negro? I only ask because normal people don't use "Dat" when the proper American would be "That".


Not to worry though if you are in "the hood"; all of the other races are welcome here in praise of Jesus! Bless their hearts as they seek Christ!


Jimmy, you seem troubled by the homosexuals, and this is a good thing. But in my experience as a flaming bottom queen of over twenty years, pounded by thousands of filthy fag erections and suffering untold diseases from my choice to be queer, none of the sissies ever talked about mud-packing.


It was like an unwritten rule that if you were queer, it stayed within the homo-rectal community. Never talked about.


I will give you the benefit of the doubt, but if there is ANY inclination whatsoever to assault anonymous male rectums, we need to know now in order to help you?


In Christ and fag-free for almost 10 years!


God Bless!

[DatCoolChristianGuy]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

Fair enough and welcome, Jimmy! Are you Negro? I only ask because normal people don't use "Dat" when the proper American would be "That".


Not to worry though if you are in "the hood"; all of the other races are welcome here in praise of Jesus! Bless their hearts as they seek Christ!


Jimmy, you seem troubled by the homosexuals, and this is a good thing. But in my experience as a flaming bottom queen of over twenty years, pounded by thousands of filthy fag erections and suffering untold diseases from my choice to be queer, none of the sissies ever talked about mud-packing.


It was like an unwritten rule that if you were queer, it stayed within the homo-rectal community. Never talked about.


I will give you the benefit of the doubt, but if there is ANY inclination whatsoever to assault anonymous male rectums, we need to know now in order to help you?


In Christ and fag-free for almost 10 years!


God Bless!

The reason my screen name is so bad is because I needed to ask someone for help as I haven't used the interwebs before, the hooligan must have punked me! I didn't even realise it was so bad until a few fo you pointed it out!
I can assure you that I am not a negro or a fag, I just happen to live in a bad area that I cannot move out from because f financial issues.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

Hello Jimmy,


Thanks for making a correct and legible introduction. With regards to your financial dilemma, how did you manage to get yourself into it. Did your business go bankrupt or did your parents stop giving you pocket money?


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