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    Hi

    I go to Bethel Baptist Church and my favorite bible verse is Philippians 4:6
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    Re: Hi

    Hello, and welcome to our forums! Tell us about yourself! How do you best like to share the Good News with the unsaved, spiritually walking dead?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Hello, and welcome to our forums! Tell us about yourself! How do you best like to share the Good News with the unsaved, spiritually walking dead?
      Speaking of unsaved, there is a negro at my work who I've been informing about the baptist church as I usually do with all my coworkers but I'm unsure if he is allowed to be saved by our lord Jesus Christ. The negro was one of the few people at my work place who wasn't past the point of being saved when I tried teaching the word of God. Would heaven correct the pigment of his skin?

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by Ryan Joyner View Post
        Speaking of unsaved, there is a negro at my work who I've been informing about the baptist church as I usually do with all my coworkers but I'm unsure if he is allowed to be saved by our lord Jesus Christ.
        Did he commit a blasphemy against the Holy Ghost? That would be the only sin that has no forgiveness, dear:

        Matthew 12:31-32
        31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
        32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Ryan Joyner View Post
          Speaking of unsaved, there is a negro at my work who I've been informing about the baptist church as I usually do with all my coworkers but I'm unsure if he is allowed to be saved by our lord Jesus Christ. The negro was one of the few people at my work place who wasn't past the point of being saved when I tried teaching the word of God. Would heaven correct the pigment of his skin?
          Remember, every miracle in the Holy Bible started off as a Problem! Indeed, being a negro is problematic. Not only for the negro himself, but for those around him. For this reason, Landover Baptist Church encourages True Christians™ to sponsor a young negro. We are nothing if not lights in the darkness!

          Anyway, back to your problem, the negro at your workplace. The Holy Bible tells us Salvation is a gift from Jesus (Romans 3:24). Furthermore, the Holy Bible tells us eventually all nations will hear the Good News that soon Christ will Come Again in Glory and smite all the unbelievers in an epic showdown between Evil and Glory (Matthew 24:14; Revelation 19:11-16). We can presume from this that even the negro nations will hear the Good News and some will be Saved. I think this is good reason to believe the negro specimens from these nations who are now in the United States just might also be included. Let's face it, eventually, every knee will bow (Romans 14:11), why not now?!?
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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