Hello fellow church attendees

[chadramirez]

Hi, I will like to introduce myself. My name is Chad, I was born in the desert of Winterhaven, California, to immigrant parents from Spain, which is exactly why I disowned them, and became homeless at the age of 5. I could not partake in their homosexual soccer playing, and satanic snail eating/sacrifices. I was adopted by the owners of a battery shop, my new parents Carson, and Ashley, introduced me to God, and my soul was saved. It is now a passion of mine to talk about God, and hope to save more people along the way. I am so happy to be here. God bless.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello fellow church attendees

Hello Chad,

It's good that you disowned your parents for being immigrants and got right with God and His favorite country.

What is your favorite verse from the Bible?

Is there a Mrs. Chad? Or little Soldiers for Christ in the picture?

[chadramirez]

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Hi Levi, I do have a wife, and son. We teach our child verses everyday, and we stumbled upon some favorites. Specifically any of them that condemns the scum that is the unsaved, so our boy knows what not to do.

[Levi Jones]

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Hi Levi, I do have a wife, and son. We teach our child verses everyday, and we stumbled upon some favorites. Specifically any of them that condemns the scum that is the unsaved, so our boy knows what not to do.

That's nice, but don't you think you could share a couple of your favorites with us?

A little Bible knowledge helps us get to know you're the real deal and not just some atheist pretending to be a Christian.

[chadramirez]

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That's nice, but don't you think you could share a couple of your favorites with us?

A little Bible knowledge helps us get to know you're the real deal and not just some atheist pretending to be a Christian.

Absolutely, I couldn't agree more. I have recently loved the verse 1 Corinthians 7:2: 2 But since sexual immorality is occurring, each man should have sexual relations with his own wife, and each woman with her own husband.


I live by it.

[Matthew Schumer]

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Hello Chad, I too am a new member here. I hope you are having a good and holy of a time as I am. However, I had sins of the flesh committed upon me and I committed sins of the flesh as well and I am here to ask have you committed sins of the flesh. I myself have been tormented by my friends rectal demons, however, this place is a holy site and now I repent those demons out and want to help others.

[chadramirez]

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Hello Chad, I too am a new member here. I hope you are having a good and holy of a time as I am. However, I had sins of the flesh committed upon me and I committed sins of the flesh as well and I am here to ask have you committed sins of the flesh. I myself have been tormented by my friends rectal demons, however, this place is a holy site and now I repent those demons out and want to help others.

I have unfortunately have committed some sins, I was was a homosexual for a long time, and suffered from a condition called prolapse. It's when your ass turns inside out, and hangs outside of your body, like a tube of meat. They say it is the devil trying to escape you body. Sadly, my parent's let this happen to me, not warning me of the wrath of God, which is why I left, them, repented, and now live a holy life.

[Matthew Schumer]

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Amen brother, hopefully the world can see the light and realize the hole of sin they keep digging deeper and deeper. However, I realize stopping your sinful life isn't the answer. We need to reach out help others and even stop them from committing such sins as we did.

[chadramirez]

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Amen brother, hopefully the world can see the light and realize the hole of sin they keep digging deeper and deeper. However, I realize stopping your sinful life isn't the answer. We need to reach out help others and even stop them from committing such sins as we did.

Exactly why I joined this forum.

[chadramirez]

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That's nice, but don't you think you could share a couple of your favorites with us?

A little Bible knowledge helps us get to know you're the real deal and not just some atheist pretending to be a Christian.

I must ask, how is it that I loose the "Unsaved Trash" label. I am very much saved by the almighty God.

[BrotherLarry]

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I must ask, how is it that I loose the "Unsaved Trash" label. I am very much saved by the almighty God.

Chad,


Before I respond to this question, I would like to cautiously welcome you to our friendly forums. I am reluctant to give you a full and unbridled welcome since you are a messican from Spain and there could still be messican remnants attached to you. As you likely know, messicans, regardless of their country of origin, are known for theft, laziness, and smoking the marijuana cigarettes. These are non-Christian activities often only overcome through exorcism.


Everyone who visits our friendly and welcoming forums is labeled as unsaved trash until the Department of Faith has decided that your intentions here are pure. We are a sincerely Bible believing bunch here, and we praise Jesus continually. It's kind of hard to do that when strangers might attempt to steal from us or "Fake" their dedication to God. I assure you it is no use to attempt this deception. Jesus knows (Luke 16:15), and therefore the Department of Faith is able to discern this information.


Think of it as a kind of Immigration Inspection on a spiritual realm.


I will add you to my prayer list. I will end this message for now, since you are no doubt overwhelmed to receive a note from a young, handsome, virile, intelligent certified equine gnathologist on your first day here - it's quite a plateful.


Remember that Jesus comes quickly! (Revelation 22:12)
BrotherLarry

[Basilissa]

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I must ask, how is it that I loose the "Unsaved Trash" label. I am very much saved by the almighty God.

Hello and to our friendly forum! (Or should I say, ¡Bienvenidos!)

As soon a very thorough background check is completed, the Pastors will make an appropriate decision in your case.

It may take a while, since we are a bit backed up since both Mistress Cookie and Granny June seem to have taken prolonged vacation from their duties.



While you're waiting, please feel free to contribute thoughtfully, citing the Bible to support your views.

[chadramirez]

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Hello and to our friendly forum! (Or should I say, ¡Bienvenidos!)

As soon a very thorough background check is completed, the Pastors will make an appropriate decision in your case.

It may take a while, since we are a bit backed up since both Mistress Cookie and Granny June seem to have taken prolonged vacation from their duties.



While you're waiting, please feel free to contribute thoughtfully, citing the Bible to support your views.

I must say I am glad that you have these background checks, to keep this website holy, as it should be.


Psalms 118:6


6 The LORD is with me; I will not be afraid. What can mere mortals do to me?

[chadramirez]

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Chad,


Before I respond to this question, I would like to cautiously welcome you to our friendly forums. I am reluctant to give you a full and unbridled welcome since you are a messican from Spain and there could still be messican remnants attached to you. As you likely know, messicans, regardless of their country of origin, are known for theft, laziness, and smoking the marijuana cigarettes. These are non-Christian activities often only overcome through exorcism.


Everyone who visits our friendly and welcoming forums is labeled as unsaved trash until the Department of Faith has decided that your intentions here are pure. We are a sincerely Bible believing bunch here, and we praise Jesus continually. It's kind of hard to do that when strangers might attempt to steal from us or "Fake" their dedication to God. I assure you it is no use to attempt this deception. Jesus knows (Luke 16:15), and therefore the Department of Faith is able to discern this information.


Think of it as a kind of Immigration Inspection on a spiritual realm.


I will add you to my prayer list. I will end this message for now, since you are no doubt overwhelmed to receive a note from a young, handsome, virile, intelligent certified equine gnathologist on your first day here - it's quite a plateful.


Remember that Jesus comes quickly! (Revelation 22:12)
BrotherLarry

Believe me, I do not endorse or partake in any of those activities. I left my parents at age 5, and was homeless for years to avoid it. I strive to be nothing, but a pure Christian. None of that culture is left on me, because I did not allow it on me in the first place. God bless.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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Hi Chad, it is nice to see a fellow former messican here.I hope you join me in SPICS, Spanish People Into Christ Salvation, an organization that mostly try to save people through faith and justify it by works. For works, we mean to build a big wall and to stay on the outside of course, not to invade God's land.
It is very important that, as sons of Ham, we know our place in the world.
What puzzles me is that you were a homo before you left your parents. But you left them at age 5,... I don't really understand. But I am a bit slow, as I am the grandson of a Spanish and I also have 1/16 injun blood.
Joining this forum makes your soul and your skin whiter, I can vouch for that.