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  • Brother Gonzalez
    Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
    True Christian™
     
    • Sep 2016
    • 2087

    #31
    Re: Hi I am Abby

    Originally posted by Abby Rant View Post
    Thank you for your kind correction brother gonzales.
    Are you what they call a spic or wetback? Your name sounds like the soap opera show names we see on the communal T.v. at the local drinking hut.
    I used to be one, until washed in the blood of Our Lord Jesus Christ.


    Now I am a perfect True Christian. One of the few going to Heaven I time of death. Praise the Lord!
    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #32
      Re: Hi I am Abby

      Originally posted by Abby Rant View Post
      What about African Americans
      Dear addled Abby, there is simply no such thing as an 'African-American. There are either red blooded Americans or filthy Hamities.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12993

        #33
        Re: Hi I am Abby

        Originally posted by Abby Rant View Post
        The verse is especially helpful when the warlords come to rape us.
        Do you end up marrying them?

        Deuteronomy 22:28-29
        28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
        29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

        Anyway, I'm sure you are deeply grateful to God for these warlords wreaking havoc, as they are a gift from God:

        Isaiah 54:16 Behold, I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the fire, and that bringeth forth an instrument for his work; and I have created the waster to destroy.

        Amos 3:6
        Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Abby Rant
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • May 2017
          • 30

          #34
          Re: Hi I am Abby

          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
          Racist talk is not welcome here, young "lady". It is perfectly clear that Trevor's language is Jamaican, and Trevor is a valued member of this community (for some undefined value of the term "valued"), even if he is not a Christian.
          Forgive me sister. I was not aware that there are such stark differences between the cananite American and Jamaican American. I have since asked one of my brothers. He tells me the Jamaicans are the ones who sing bumba clat songs while eating canabis.
          I was not aware that landover worshiped with canabis or canabis eaters. In our culture this is something for criminals only.
          I will pray about this. It worries me so much but I will try and understand you sister even as I keep myself from calling authorities. (That herb is illegal here) Maybe you know something about I that I do not. That may be what enables you to understand his bumbaclat slang... Will you kindly translate?
          Matthew 11:28
          Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

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          • Abby Rant
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • May 2017
            • 30

            #35
            Re: Hi I am Abby

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            Do you end up marrying them?

            Deuteronomy 22:28-29
            28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
            29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

            Anyway, I'm sure you are deeply grateful to God for these warlords wreaking havoc, as they are a gift from God:

            Isaiah 54:16 Behold, I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the fire, and that bringeth forth an instrument for his work; and I have created the waster to destroy.

            Amos 3:6
            Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?
            Women who r raped do. But I have never been raped as I pray hard. Also I think only loose women are raped
            Matthew 11:28
            Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

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            • Abby Rant
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • May 2017
              • 30

              #36
              Re: Hi I am Abby

              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
              We all have a hard time understanding Rastafari Sister Abby, he's from Jamaica. They officially speak Patois down there - which is some kind of Jamaican Creole. He claims to be a nigra, but they aren't the original indigenous Taíno (from Belize and the Yucatan peninsula about 4,000 years ago). The first Africans to arrive there was in the 1500's - and along with the Spanish (due to the papists and the Treaty of Tordesillas), probably killed off the Taino.

              So Rastafari is some kind of Afro-Jamaican, but it's hard to tell. He's been listening to Obama (who occasionally launches into Chicago inner-city jive) and Hillary (who is known to speak southern nigra) for so long he's difficult to comprehend. That probably makes him one of those hyphenates; Afro-Jamaican-American-Innercity-Jive-Southern-Selma-Alabama-Nigra.

              Sadly, Jamaica still has a great deal of poverty - mainly due to their corrupt government. We're all hoping that Rastafari will find Jesus here, stop smoking the ganja, refrain from voting in our elections, and study under Donald Trump so that he can return to Jamaica and clean up the swamp down there.
              Praise praise! The salvation of his soul is imminent. Thank you for the great explanation. I understand better now.
              But aren't you scared he has brought disease from the plantations of sugar cane. How do you deal with that. Do you boil your church pews. I certainly hope so.
              Matthew 11:28
              Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

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              • Abby Rant
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • May 2017
                • 30

                #37
                Re: Hi I am Abby

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                If they are white decent Bible obeying Christians, they will go to Heaven. Everyone else will go to Hell. 144,000 people will go to Heaven (Revelation 14:1). 107,602,707,791 people have been born so far. That means a whopping 0.00013% of everyone who has ever lived will go to Heaven and 99.99987 of everyone who has ever lived will burn in Hell for all eternity.

                Oh, and you are fooling no one here. Especially not God.
                Oh. But surely the church at Landover is smaller that 144000.
                Matthew 11:28
                Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

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                • Abby Rant
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2017
                  • 30

                  #38
                  Re: Hi I am Abby

                  Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                  I used to be one, until washed in the blood of Our Lord Jesus Christ.


                  Now I am a perfect True Christian. One of the few going to Heaven I time of death. Praise the Lord!
                  Your testimony is powerful! Thanks and praise!
                  But surely why would you keep your heathen name. Even Saul changed his name to Paul after the encounter on the road to Damascus
                  Matthew 11:28
                  Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

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                  • Abby Rant
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2017
                    • 30

                    #39
                    Re: Hi I am Abby

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Dear addled Abby, there is simply no such thing as an 'African-American. There are either red blooded Americans or filthy Hamities.
                    Is a Hamite a Canaanite?
                    And what is a red blooded American. R those the injuns we see on the communal T.v. making sacrifices to the moon and stars?
                    Matthew 11:28
                    Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12993

                      #40
                      Re: Hi I am Abby

                      Originally posted by Abby Rant View Post
                      Forgive me sister. I was not aware that there are such stark differences between the cananite American and Jamaican American. I have since asked one of my brothers. He tells me the Jamaicans are the ones who sing bumba clat songs while eating canabis.
                      I was not aware that landover worshiped with canabis or canabis eaters. In our culture this is something for criminals only.
                      I will pray about this.
                      Dear Abby, Trevor McGregor is not a member of our church. He just hangs around here looking for handouts. We are currently working on revoking his green card and deporting him back to Jamaica because he already confessed to using drugs and committing voter fraud. (He's singlehandedly responsible for these 3 million illegal votes that out beloved President said made Clinton win the popular vote).

                      Originally posted by Abby Rant View Post
                      Women who r raped do. But I have never been raped as I pray hard. Also I think only loose women are raped
                      Good point. Bad things can never happen to those whom God loves.

                      P.S.: You can reply to multiple messages in one post by clicking that little square next to the "Quote" button.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Abby Rant
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2017
                        • 30

                        #41
                        Re: Hi I am Abby

                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                        Dear Abby, Trevor McGregor is not a member of our church. He just hangs around here looking for handouts. We are currently working on revoking his green card and deporting him back to Jamaica because he already confessed to using drugs and committing voter fraud. (He's singlehandedly responsible for these 3 million illegal votes that out beloved President said made Clinton win the popular vote).



                        Good point. Bad things can never happen to those whom God loves.

                        P.S.: You can reply to multiple messages in one post by clicking that little square next to the "Quote" button.
                        Thank you sister. Your words bring me comfort
                        Matthew 11:28
                        Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

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                        • Alvin Moss
                          Serving Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 4468

                          #42
                          Re: Hi I am Abby

                          Originally posted by Abby Rant View Post
                          Is a Hamite a Canaanite?
                          And what is a red blooded American. R those the injuns we see on the communal T.v. making sacrifices to the moon and stars?

                          Yes.


                          As to Induns- We do still have quite a few of them, despite the false claims that we wiped them all out. These days they prefer to scalp the White man in one of their casinos and make him like it, as opposed to their previous time honored method of using a scalping knife. They have become rich with money and arrogant in their ways. In my own state of Texas, we drove most of the murdering, thieving savages out a long time ago, but a few survivors remain. They spend most of their time drinking gin and playing dominoes.


                          I've seen jungle movies where Tarzan has to fight off hordes of spear chucking rapists who were after the White women. Has it settled down there at all?
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                          • Abby Rant
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2017
                            • 30

                            #43
                            Re: Hi I am Abby

                            Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                            Yes.


                            As to Induns- We do still have quite a few of them, despite the false claims that we wiped them all out. These days they prefer to scalp the White man in one of their casinos and make him like it, as opposed to their previous time honored method of using a scalping knife. They have become rich with money and arrogant in their ways. In my own state of Texas, we drove most of the murdering, thieving savages out a long time ago, but a few survivors remain. They spend most of their time drinking gin and playing dominoes.


                            I've seen jungle movies where Tarzan has to fight off hordes of spear chucking rapists who were after the White women. Has it settled down there at all?
                            I don't know what a Tarzan is and we have no white women here. Maybe if you sent your wife to come teach the little children we can find her a Tarzan. She may even take it back to landover with her. It sounds like a useful gadget and we have no use for it here.
                            How do men use tarzans?
                            Matthew 11:28
                            Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

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                            • Alvin Moss
                              Serving Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 4468

                              #44
                              Re: Hi I am Abby

                              Originally posted by Abby Rant View Post
                              I don't know what a Tarzan is and we have no white women here. Maybe if you sent your wife to come teach the little children we can find her a Tarzan. She may even take it back to landover with her. It sounds like a useful gadget and we have no use for it here.
                              How do men use tarzans?

                              Tarzan was a man named Johnny Weissmuller who won some Olympic medals and then moved to Africa to tame lions, hang out with apes and talk native talk with African natives. He was sort of like Euell Gibbons before the invention of health food. He often had to save White people who were on safari from angry tribes of Negroe savages.


                              Also, I doubt that Mrs. Moss would do well in deepest, darkest Africa. She has enough trouble dealing with the Mexicans. She would never stand for a place full of Negroes. No offense intended.
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                              • Abby Rant
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                                Forum Member
                                • May 2017
                                • 30

                                #45
                                Re: Hi I am Abby

                                Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                                Tarzan was a man named Johnny Weissmuller who won some Olympic medals and then moved to Africa to tame lions, hang out with apes and talk native talk with African natives. He was sort of like Euell Gibbons before the invention of health food. He often had to save White people who were on safari from angry tribes of Negroe savages.


                                Also, I doubt that Mrs. Moss would do well in deepest, darkest Africa. She has enough trouble dealing with the Mexicans. She would never stand for a place full of Negroes. No offense intended.
                                I understand completely. I will pray for her to have deep and true faith. And for her sensitive constitution as well. It cannot be easy to live with a "bibiyako" . (That is the word we use for the feeble minded who cannot handle the rigours of True Faith and witnessing)
                                Matthew 11:28
                                Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

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