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  • Father Tyrone420
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    • Jun 2017
    • 1

    #1

    Hi, I am Tyrone

    Hi all, I'm a priest for a local church in southern Detroit. I am a, what you would all call, a Negro, but I love god as much as all of you and I'm sure you cannot hate another soul that loves our heavenly father just as much as you.

    God Bless,


    Tyrone
  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10273

    #2
    Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

    Originally posted by Father Tyrone420 View Post
    Hi all, I'm a priest for a local church in southern Detroit. I am a, what you would all call, a Negro, but I love god as much as all of you and I'm sure you cannot hate another soul that loves our heavenly father just as much as you.

    God Bless,

    Tyrone
    Mr. Tyrone,

    As long as a person fulfills the tasks that God has ordained him (in addition to the usual obligations of begetting (Genesis 1:28), fear, and obedience [Ecclesiastes 12:13]), Jesus will accept that person in Heaven. Are you fulfilling your God-ordained role as a servant because of the grievous sin that your ancestor committed?

    Genesis 9:25
    And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

    Or perhaps you're praying to be released of the curse? There are precedents, and the ex-Hamite ministry of LBC is strong and successful. Now, do you have a favorite verse and how are you coping with the revolting yet necessary task of carnal relations to produce new soldiers for Jesus?


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • BrotherLarry
      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2263

      #3
      Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

      Originally posted by Father Tyrone420 View Post
      Hi all, I'm a priest for a local church in southern Detroit. I am a, what you would all call, a Negro, but I love god as much as all of you and I'm sure you cannot hate another soul that loves our heavenly father just as much as you.

      God Bless,


      Tyrone

      You are a "priest?" This would indicate that you are not a Christian, but follow the papist traditions of idolatry and sinning 6 days a week because on the 7th, the priest will absolve you. ROFL! No man can absolve you, poor misguided friend.


      NO ONE loves God as much as we do, since we are dedicated to following every word of the Holy Bible to the fullest extent.


      I am also taken aback by your choice of user name. It implies strong allegiance to the use of marrywana, and "Tyrone" is a traditionally negroid name. I should think if you are seeking Christ you would also seek to be an ex-negroid. Yes, that is possible when you are in alliance with God's favorite church. I will welcome you when I see evidence that you have left your papist, thieving, drug using ways and have given your heart completely to Jesus Christ. Until then, I propose that you go steal a pie from someone's window while crossing yourself with one hand and smoking a roach with the other.


      In Christ's Compassionate Love,
      BrotherLarry
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12986

        #4
        Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

        Originally posted by Father Tyrone420 View Post
        Hi all, I'm a priest for a local church in southern Detroit. I am a, what you would all call, a Negro, but I love god as much as all of you and I'm sure you cannot hate another soul that loves our heavenly father just as much as you.

        God Bless,


        Tyrone
        Hello and to our very friendly forum! I will pray for your Salvation.

        By the way, how do you like the new QLine in Detroit? I just saw it's finally functioning, that was such a long time construction on Woodward!
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

          Dear friend,

          Welcome to the Godliest and friendliest discussion board on the Internet. If you are in southern Detroit, I may have been near you, since I have taken business trips to Windsor, Ontario, which, as you know, is immediately to the south of downtown Detroit.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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          • Mister Brasil
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 518

            #6
            Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

            Father Tyrone, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!

            While I despise dishonesty, I think that ironic racism can be an important step along the path to a more genuine, healthy racism. What are your thoughts?
            Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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            • Father Mugambe
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              Under Investigation
              • Jun 2017
              • 2

              #7
              Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

              Welcome to our forum! I am Father Mugambe, a local banana farmer and priest from Juba in South Sudan. I am very pleased to see that a fellow negroid has begun to follow the true word of the lord! I hope that we become the bestest of friends as i would love to show the whities that us negros are a superior race in the eyes of god!

              Much love, Father Mugambe

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12986

                #8
                Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

                Originally posted by Father Mugambe View Post
                Welcome to our forum!
                Whose forum, sweetie?

                I am Father Mugambe, a local banana farmer and priest from Juba in South Sudan. I am very pleased to see that a fellow negroid has begun to follow the true word of the lord! I hope that we become the bestest of friends as i would love to show the whities that us negros are a superior race in the eyes of god!

                Much love, Father Mugambe


                And of course you are too dumb to follow simple directions.

                Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • WhitePrideWorldWide
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jun 2017
                  • 1

                  #9
                  Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

                  get off ***possessive form of the perpendicular pronoun removed as this person has absolutely no right to use it on God's Favorite Forum*** forum ***racist slander removed***. whites only.

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