Hi, I am Tyrone

[Father Tyrone420]

Hi all, I'm a priest for a local church in southern Detroit. I am a, what you would all call, a Negro, but I love god as much as all of you and I'm sure you cannot hate another soul that loves our heavenly father just as much as you.

God Bless,


Tyrone

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

Hi all, I'm a priest for a local church in southern Detroit. I am a, what you would all call, a Negro, but I love god as much as all of you and I'm sure you cannot hate another soul that loves our heavenly father just as much as you.

God Bless,

Tyrone

Mr. Tyrone,

As long as a person fulfills the tasks that God has ordained him (in addition to the usual obligations of begetting (Genesis 1:28), fear, and obedience [Ecclesiastes 12:13]), Jesus will accept that person in Heaven. Are you fulfilling your God-ordained role as a servant because of the grievous sin that your ancestor committed?

Genesis 9:25
And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

Or perhaps you're praying to be released of the curse? There are precedents, and the ex-Hamite ministry of LBC is strong and successful. Now, do you have a favorite verse and how are you coping with the revolting yet necessary task of carnal relations to produce new soldiers for Jesus?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

Hi all, I'm a priest for a local church in southern Detroit. I am a, what you would all call, a Negro, but I love god as much as all of you and I'm sure you cannot hate another soul that loves our heavenly father just as much as you.

God Bless,


Tyrone

You are a "priest?" This would indicate that you are not a Christian, but follow the papist traditions of idolatry and sinning 6 days a week because on the 7th, the priest will absolve you. ROFL! No man can absolve you, poor misguided friend.


NO ONE loves God as much as we do, since we are dedicated to following every word of the Holy Bible to the fullest extent.


I am also taken aback by your choice of user name. It implies strong allegiance to the use of marrywana, and "Tyrone" is a traditionally negroid name. I should think if you are seeking Christ you would also seek to be an ex-negroid. Yes, that is possible when you are in alliance with God's favorite church. I will welcome you when I see evidence that you have left your papist, thieving, drug using ways and have given your heart completely to Jesus Christ. Until then, I propose that you go steal a pie from someone's window while crossing yourself with one hand and smoking a roach with the other.


In Christ's Compassionate Love,
BrotherLarry

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

Hi all, I'm a priest for a local church in southern Detroit. I am a, what you would all call, a Negro, but I love god as much as all of you and I'm sure you cannot hate another soul that loves our heavenly father just as much as you.

God Bless,


Tyrone

Hello and to our very friendly forum! I will pray for your Salvation.

By the way, how do you like the new QLine in Detroit? I just saw it's finally functioning, that was such a long time construction on Woodward!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

Dear friend,

Welcome to the Godliest and friendliest discussion board on the Internet. If you are in southern Detroit, I may have been near you, since I have taken business trips to Windsor, Ontario, which, as you know, is immediately to the south of downtown Detroit.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

Father Tyrone, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!

While I despise dishonesty, I think that ironic racism can be an important step along the path to a more genuine, healthy racism. What are your thoughts?

[Father Mugambe]

Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

Welcome to our forum! I am Father Mugambe, a local banana farmer and priest from Juba in South Sudan. I am very pleased to see that a fellow negroid has begun to follow the true word of the lord! I hope that we become the bestest of friends as i would love to show the whities that us negros are a superior race in the eyes of god!

Much love, Father Mugambe

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

Welcome to our forum!

Whose forum, sweetie?

I am Father Mugambe, a local banana farmer and priest from Juba in South Sudan. I am very pleased to see that a fellow negroid has begun to follow the true word of the lord! I hope that we become the bestest of friends as i would love to show the whities that us negros are a superior race in the eyes of god!

Much love, Father Mugambe

And of course you are too dumb to follow simple directions.

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[WhitePrideWorldWide]

Re: Hi, I am Tyrone

get off ***possessive form of the perpendicular pronoun removed as this person has absolutely no right to use it on God's Favorite Forum*** forum ***racist slander removed***. whites only.