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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #16
    Re: Women who love carsports

    Originally posted by Dutchsmartie View Post
    F1 is faster . The best drivers are Dutch
    NASCAR is the one true spirit of racing born from American freedom fighters to outrun ATF agents seeking to shutdown moonshine and bootlegging during prohibition under the socialist government of FDR. The rest of you Europaeon weenies just took it up the rectum anything your wimp socialist politicians told you to do.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14250

      #17
      Re: Women who love carsports

      Originally posted by Dutchsmartie View Post
      What do u think of women who love carsports like f1?
      Hello. Welcome to the forum. I don't follow motorsport but looked up something to check on drivers.

      The fastest drivers are not Dutch. Guinness World Records

      Warning YES THEY HAVE TO BRING EVOLUTION
      INTO EVERYTHING

      Do you have evolution in Holland? I Hope you are able to discover the truth about secular government during your time here.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10049

        #18
        Re: Women who love carsports

        What does any of this have to do with Jesus Christ and the need for you to repent and be saved?
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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #19
          Re: Women who love carsports

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          What does any of this have to do with Jesus Christ and the need for you to repent and be saved?
          Well, there was chariot racing in the Bible (KJV1611), but your point is well taken Brother Faith - and at any rate we can conclude women should not be involved (much less wearing scantily clad outfits - which would have lead to their stoning in Biblical times).

          The chariots shall rage in the streets, they shall justle one against another in the broad ways: they shall seem like torches, they shall run like the lightnings.

          - Nahum 2:4
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #20
            Re: Women who love carsports

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            What does any of this have to do with Jesus Christ and the need for you to repent and be saved?
            I think it's a ruse . Every time I see the title my mind reads, "Women who love carpets," and that makes me think of rug-munching liberal feminists, and I think this poster is hoping to find other lesbians through some not-so-secret code. In any case, every time I see the title I feel like I have to brush my teeth. Surely it has nothing to do with Christ and everything to do with Satan.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #21
              Re: Women who love carsports

              I thought this thread was going to be about women who don't like to park their cars out in the open.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Titus Templeton
                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                Jesus macht frei
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2010
                • 5912

                #22
                Re: Women who love carsports

                Originally posted by Roland View Post
                Hello Titus,

                I can understand your anguish. Female drivers can make you somewhat uncomfortable.



                I´d hate to ride my bicycle on that track while Susie makes her rounds.

                Kind regards,

                Roland
                Let's be real even an ape can drive those F1 cars. A microwave is harder to figure out then this because it has more buttons.
                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                -Holocaust Jokes
                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14250

                  #23
                  Re: Women who love carsports

                  According to the evolutionists (I'm assuming the low countries hold to Darwinism) they already do!




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                  • Titus Templeton
                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                    Jesus macht frei
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 5912

                    #24
                    Re: Women who love carsports

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    According to the evolutionists (I'm assuming the low countries hold to Darwinism) they already do!




                    Crazy, right? Also they say negroes are the purest master race since white people mixed with neanderthals.
                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                    -Holocaust Jokes
                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                    • BrotherLarry
                      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2014
                      • 2249

                      #25
                      Re: Women who love carsports

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      I think it's a ruse . Every time I see the title my mind reads, "Women who love carpets," and that makes me think of rug-munching liberal feminists, and I think this poster is hoping to find other lesbians through some not-so-secret code. In any case, every time I see the title I feel like I have to brush my teeth. Surely it has nothing to do with Christ and everything to do with Satan.

                      Sister Mary,
                      I have to say that I think you are correct on this. No Christ-loving woman would seek glory in motor sports; she would instead have her husband drive and emblazon various Jesus decals on the vehicle. A win would mean a huge tithe to her local church, and there would be no drinking or other sin going on during the race.


                      A feminist was on the street corner passing out literature in favor of abolition (terminating pragnetcy) last week and I prayed loudly in front of her that all her leaflets would blow from her hand straight to the fires of hell where one day she would watch them burn along with other women who had killed their innocent babies. She looked like the type that would try to drive a fast car. I was appalled.


                      BrotherLarry
                      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                      Amen and Amen

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                      • Red Spinifex
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2017
                        • 23

                        #26
                        Re: Women who love carsports

                        Originally posted by Dutchsmartie View Post
                        What do u think of women who love carsports like f1?
                        For my part, I find all motor sports about as interesting as watching paint dry. Round and round they go and it is as boring as bat droppings.

                        So women who are into motor sports must really love being bored and are heavily into tedium.

                        I cannot find a pertinent K.J.V. quotation for motor sports and boredom, but no matter. If Jesus were here, I'm quite sure he'd find motor sports as boring as hell, too.

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                        • LW1997
                          Unsaved trash
                          Sexually obsessed with blacks

                          Excels in being witless
                          • Oct 2017
                          • 144

                          #27
                          Re: Women who love carsports

                          Originally posted by Dutchsmartie View Post
                          I love Max Verstappen myself
                          He's OK, but I prefer Ricciardo.

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                          • LW1997
                            Unsaved trash
                            Sexually obsessed with blacks

                            Excels in being witless
                            • Oct 2017
                            • 144

                            #28
                            Re: Women who love carsports

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            I thought this thread was going to be about women who don't like to park their cars out in the open.
                            This comment made my day.



                            And back to the subject: racing is nothing for women. They should stay at home in front of the TV to support the husband racing.

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10049

                              #29
                              Re: Women who love carsports

                              What does any of this have to do with Jesus Christ and the need for you to repent and be saved?
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                              In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
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                              • LW1997
                                Unsaved trash
                                Sexually obsessed with blacks

                                Excels in being witless
                                • Oct 2017
                                • 144

                                #30
                                Re: Women who love carsports

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                What does any of this have to do with Jesus Christ and the need for you to repent and be saved?
                                I do not know, but he seems to have a believe in there. There are worse things to believe in. Pop music. Pornography. Disney Pixar. Junk food. Video games. Anti patriotism. Several things.

                                But honestly, every other forum has something off topic too. That are not my thoughts, that is my believe... even though I might believe in wrong things. As an example when I believe that God loves my country (Austria) as well as Germany and hates the United States and the United Kingdom.
                                I just wish more people would know the difference between an opinion and a believe.

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