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  • Brother Gonzalez
    Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
    True Christian™
     
    • Sep 2016
    • 2087

    #16
    Re: Do you know this guy?

    Originally posted by refridgerator View Post
    Thanks Mr. Didymus Much. A new word learned, and a powerful one!

    May I ask the reason why you have not been banned from this site? It's obvious, how can I say it?... you play for the rival team.

    I smell that the moderators indeed fear you, some kind of malefice can rain over their shoulders?

    I was banned before for little less.
    Mr Didymus will burn in Hell, but he:
    -has read the Bible
    -quotes the right version
    -does not attack True Christians
    -makes sense and knows about grammar.


    Those are conditions that are not often found after 8 years of Obama.
    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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    • handmaiden
      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 11451

      #17
      Re: Do you know this guy?

      Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
      Mr Didymus will burn in Hell, but he:
      -has read the Bible
      -quotes the right version
      -does not attack True Christians
      -makes sense and knows about grammar.


      Those are conditions that are not often found after 8 years of Obama.
      Excellent summation, Brother Gonzalez. Another point to add is that Didymus Much doesn't make ridiculous claims about God and Jesus.


      Of course, his reason from refraining from such nonsense is that he doesn't believe in the existance of either.


      The problem with so many visitors is that they do claim that "God is all love" and "Jesus came to be friends with the gays" and insist on spouting their misinformed ideas regarding God's character and Jesus' Divine Mission without offering a cogent Biblical argument for their assertions.


      Mr. Much is enlightened enough to understand that we are not mean-spirited people espousing draconian ideas. We, True Christians(tm), are simply well-versed Bible readers sharing the plain honest Truth(c) about what is written in the Bible and acknowledged through the centuries as the Word of God.

      God's Word is the only reliable means for knowing His character. It's why He gave it to us. Any other notions about what God is like, what He wants, and who He does and does not condemn are fantasies spun by those who skimmed through a few pages of the Bible and settled on what they WANT to be true about God.
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12982

        #18
        Re: Do you know this guy?

        If I may add, that since Mr. Much has read the Bible, he's one step closer to Salvation™ than millions of fluffy bunny false Christians who only claim to have read the Bible.

        Now we only have to pray harder to Jesus, that He allows Mr. Didymus to see the Light™, convert, and beg Jesus to forgive him for all his terrible sins.


        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Bubba Buck
          Toilet Biter
          • Sep 2016
          • 273

          #19
          Re: Do you know this guy?

          The man on the right is a nice Christian pastor named Javier Soto from Chile. I believe he worked alongside Pastor Ezekiel but I may be mistaken. That's the rug he uses when he has cold feet and it follows him everywhere. What's so offensive about having cold feet?

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