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  • ILoveChristsChinChin
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2017
    • 1

    #1

    Greetings All!

    Good day to everyone! I hope everyone here is as filled to the brim with Christ's warm, gushing, almighty love as I am! My name is Anthony B. Lojob. I am currently traveling as a missionary, introducing young, sometimes infant, children in 3rd world countries to Gods warm, sticky, pure love.

    You'll have to forgive me, as I am a hybrid half black sub-human. But while I'm on this earth I hope to do what I can, as pathetic as it may be, to spread the word of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.


    May you have a blessed day.
  • Esther B.
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2012
    • 575

    #2
    Re: Greetings All!

    A cautious welcome to you, Mr. Lojob. Please read the instructions at the top of the page and tell us where you go to church, how you found Jesus, and which Bible verse (make sure it's from the 1611 KJV) is your favorite.
    And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
    Deuteronomy 6.5

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12997

      #3
      Re: Greetings All!

      Originally posted by ILoveChristsChinChin View Post
      Good day to everyone! I hope everyone here is as filled to the brim with Christ's warm, gushing, almighty love as I am! My name is Anthony B. Lojob. I am currently traveling as a missionary, introducing young, sometimes infant, children in 3rd world countries to Gods warm, sticky, pure love.

      You'll have to forgive me, as I am a hybrid half black sub-human. But while I'm on this earth I hope to do what I can, as pathetic as it may be, to spread the word of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.


      May you have a blessed day.
      Greetings to you as well. What is your favorite Bible verse, dear?
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #4
        Re: Greetings All!

        Ladies, please do not engage with this sicko. You're both too chaste to have picked up on this, but his name is a sort of play on words, and it means something really inappropriate. He's trying to trick you.
        WARNING:
        In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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        • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
          An old soul
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 5075

          #5
          Re: Greetings All!

          Originally posted by ILoveChristsChinChin View Post
          My name is Anthony B. Lojob. I am currently traveling as a missionary, introducing young, sometimes infant, children in 3rd world countries to Gods warm, sticky, pure love.
          Let me guess... your sisters are called Sloppi, Gaggin and Prostate-Massage, and they all have the same middle initial?
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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