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[Sarai Samuell]

Hi my name is Sarai Samuell, I am from rural North Texas. I am 1 of 11 brothers and sisters. I was born into my Christian family, I have not known any other life. I am homeschooled, but on my last year of study. I live on a huge ranch with all my immediate and extended family. We hold worship and service at the church here on our land. My pappy preaches because he says he knows what's best for our family, and what we need to learn from God.

My favorite verse used to be John 15:12 "This is my commandment that you love one another as I have loved you" but now that I am ready to be married and my father is looking for a suitable husband for me, I find myself reading Proverbs 12:4 more often. "An excellent wife is the crown of her husband, but she who brings shame is like rottenness in his bones" I cannot wait to be married and bare many sons for my husband.

[Elmer G. White]

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Hi my name is Sarai Samuell, I am from rural North Texas. I am 1 of 11 brothers and sisters. I was born into my Christian family, I have not known any other life. I am homeschooled, but on my last year of study. I live on a huge ranch with all my immediate and extended family. We hold worship and service at the church here on our land. My pappy preaches because he says he knows what's best for our family, and what we need to learn from God.

My favorite verse used to be John 15:12 "This is my commandment that you love one another as I have loved you" but now that I am ready to be married and my father is looking for a suitable husband for me, I find myself reading Proverbs 12:4 more often. "An excellent wife is the crown of her husband, but she who brings shame is like rottenness in his bones" I cannot wait to be married and bare many sons for my husband.

Miss Sarai,

Welcome to worship Jesus with us and to learn about the True™ Bible. It is nice that you're finishing the third and final year of your schooling! You seem to have the necessary skills of readin', writin' and cipherin' but what about baking pies?

Please, be informed that the only True Bible™ is the King James Version. Quoting false translations can cause irrevocable harm on your soul. It might not matter very much in John 15 but in other verses disaster is lurking! Please, look at the magnificent original form of the verses you quoted!

John 15:12
This is my commandment, That ye love one another, as I have loved you.

Proverbs 12:4
A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: but she that maketh ashamed is as rottenness in his bones.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Sarai Samuell]

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Miss Sarai,

Welcome to worship Jesus with us and to learn about the True™ Bible. It is nice that you're finishing the third and final year of your schooling! You seem to have the necessary skills of readin', writin' and cipherin' but what about baking pies?

Please, be informed that the only True Bible™ is the King James Version. Quoting false translations can cause irrevocable harm on your soul. It might not matter very much in John 15 but in other verses disaster is lurking! Please, look at the magnificent original form of the verses you quoted!

John 15:12
This is my commandment, That ye love one another, as I have loved you.

Proverbs 12:4
A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: but she that maketh ashamed is as rottenness in his bones.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thank you for your gracious introduction Brother White, or would you prefer Mr. White? I am most excited to finally be able to use the internet as a teaching tool to learn how to be a True Christian. My pappy doesn't let the children use the internet because it warps young minds.

I love to bake pies, that is actually my favorite thing to do! While I also love to tend to the animals, and sew clothing for the babies, I love to bake! I bake several pies a day with my sisters for our family dinners. My favorite is apple pie, but I can bake a mean rubbarb pie also, that's my pappy's favorite!

Thank you so much for your correction! I would certainly hate to get off on the wrong foot here even before I've begun to learn. I stupidly left my bible in the study downstairs while I was reading it before dinner was to be served. When I remembered that I had left it there my pappy had already locked himself in there with the computer to work on his sermons. He hates to be interrupted while he is in there. I will make sure to throw out my current bible and get myself a KJV bible immediately! You are absolutely right! Those verses are definitely more magnificent and glorious in the KJV! I feel cheated that I have not read the KJV! How glorious it will be, like reading the Bible for the very first time! Praise Jesus!

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello young lady, it is very nice to make your acquaintance!

Say, why don't you upload a nice profile picture?

[BrotherLarry]

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Hi my name is Sarai Samuell, I am from rural North Texas. I am 1 of 11 brothers and sisters. I was I cannot wait to be married and bare many sons for my husband.

Now see here, woman: you should not be taking the clothes off your future sons. It wasn't acceptable for even sons to see their father naked, much less for a woman to see a naked male. (Genesis 9:22-3)


I am a well-built, intelligent, handsome young man who has not known a woman (of course). I work in equine gnathology - an honest trade, full of opportunities for keeping horses happy and healthy. I also have schooling in veterinary things and am soon to be conferred a Ph.D. in Creation Science. I have taken up donkeys recently and will be heading west for those studies soon. I intend to serve the horses and asses of our Lord come the Glory.


When not working, you'll find me with homers on their knees as I try to fill them with Christian love. I can't count the number of men I've seen prostrate on the floor in front of me. Glory!


I have been longing for someone to take as a wife who will bear (NOT bare) my sons for me. I am hoping for a way to do this without physically touching the wife that is pleasing to God. My love for men will have me gone quite often. If this sounds appealing to you, we might discuss it further over some pie and Coca Cola Zero someday.


In the meantime, Sister, may GOD above keep His Hand on you and bring you closer to Him, reaching higher heights and deeper depths in the Love of Christ.


BrotherLarry

[Basilissa]

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Hi my name is Sarai Samuell, I am from rural North Texas. I am 1 of 11 brothers and sisters. I was born into my Christian family, I have not known any other life. I am homeschooled, but on my last year of study. I live on a huge ranch with all my immediate and extended family. We hold worship and service at the church here on our land. My pappy preaches because he says he knows what's best for our family, and what we need to learn from God.

Hello and to our friendly forum, dear!

Thank you for your gracious introduction Brother White, or would you prefer Mr. White?

You can call him Doctor White or Professor White.

Hello young lady, it is very nice to make your acquaintance!

Say, why don't you upload a nice profile picture?

Please pay no attention to him, dear. Jesus loves him very much, and all of us here love him, too, but please read what it says there below the red WARNING sign. Exactly.

I have been longing for someone to take as a wife who will bear (NOT bare) my sons for me.

My most beloved Brother Larry, I believe that this poor soul did mean bear and not bare indeed. Do not forget that she's a home-schooled rural Texan, and not a Ph.D. candidate in Christian Science and a world-renown Specialist in Equine Gnathology.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome young lady. How many sons have Jesus pulled from your loins?
What does your husband do in his spare time when not on his knees in front of God? What organizations does he belong to?

[Esther B.]

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Welcome, Sarai! It's so nice to see someone posting a proper introduction for once. If you have permission from your father, you should join the rest of the forum's women in Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack and share any recipes that you like to make.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Hello .. Welcome to the forum. It's wonderful that you have such a caring family willing to guide you in the path of Truth.

I cannot wait to be married and etc.

I was a little concerned that you "cannot wait" for whatever it is you're anticipating. Since you cannot wait I must assume that you're not waiting and wonder what activities you might have embarked on without your Pastor's knowledge? It may be difficult when the Pastor is your father so if there's anything you'd like to discuss the Pastoral Team here are only too happy to advise you or alternatively you could contact our deaconess.

TITUS 2 . KJV . look up
11 The grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men,
12 Teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world;
13 Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ;
14 Who gave himself for us, that he might redeem us from all iniquity, and purify unto himself a peculiar people, zealous of good works.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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Welcome! It seems that you survived the evil hurricane Harvey if you live in Texas. It must have been painful, but you cannot criticize God for punishing Texas for being a country full of Nazi. Anyway, since you are here, can you tell me how it is being a Catholic in a country full of Protestants?

[Bubba Buck]

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I remember there was a young woman who recently joined here on these forums and her "husband" hijacked her account and started spouting insults towards a True Christian woman. I certainly hope you are not this same lady. Also, please heed the warning not to insult any True Christians on these forums as they are absolute alongside God and Jesus Christ.

[Roland]

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[...]It must have been painful, but you cannot criticize God for punishing Texas for being a country full of Nazi. [...]

Hi Romeo,

How did you come to that conclusion?

Texas is one of the least socialist states. They are neither national or international socialists, not even communists. Why do you want to compare them with nazi´s? Do you want to attribute actions from a socialist group to someone else?

Regards,

Roland

[Roland]

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Hi my name is Sarai Samuell, [...]

Hello Serai,

Welcome to the forum. Do you have a garden? I like fresh vegetables. Perhaps you have some recipes, you can share them here.

Kind regards, Roland

[Sarai Samuell]

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Now see here, woman: you should not be taking the clothes off your future sons. It wasn't acceptable for even sons to see their father naked, much less for a woman to see a naked male. (Genesis 9:22-3)


I am a well-built, intelligent, handsome young man who has not known a woman (of course). I work in equine gnathology - an honest trade, full of opportunities for keeping horses happy and healthy. I also have schooling in veterinary things and am soon to be conferred a Ph.D. in Creation Science. I have taken up donkeys recently and will be heading west for those studies soon. I intend to serve the horses and asses of our Lord come the Glory.


When not working, you'll find me with homers on their knees as I try to fill them with Christian love. I can't count the number of men I've seen prostrate on the floor in front of me. Glory!


I have been longing for someone to take as a wife who will bear (NOT bare) my sons for me. I am hoping for a way to do this without physically touching the wife that is pleasing to God. My love for men will have me gone quite often. If this sounds appealing to you, we might discuss it further over some pie and Coca Cola Zero someday.


In the meantime, Sister, may GOD above keep His Hand on you and bring you closer to Him, reaching higher heights and deeper depths in the Love of Christ.


BrotherLarry

My apologies Brother Larry, I misspoke and I did not mean that I wanted to unclothe my future sons, I mean I wanted to give birth to many sons. I am so embarrassed, my apologies again brother.

[Sarai Samuell]

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Hello and to our friendly forum, dear!



You can call him Doctor White or Professor White.



Please pay no attention to him, dear. Jesus loves him very much, and all of us here love him, too, but please read what it says there below the red WARNING sign. Exactly.



My most beloved Brother Larry, I believe that this poor soul did mean bear and not bare indeed. Do not forget that she's a home-schooled rural Texan, and not a Ph.D. candidate in Christian Science and a world-renown Specialist in Equine Gnathology.

Thank you sister Basilissa, for the clarification, I believe a man should be called by his rightful title no less, I will call him Dr. White from now on. I do not know what that warning means, please explain if you can. Should I avoid this person? And yes, as I told Brother Larry, I am so embarrassed by my mistake. I often get words mixed up in my head, especially when I am excited. They get all jumbled. Thank you