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  • Megan1993
    Unsaved trash
    • Oct 2017
    • 104

    #31
    Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

    Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
    I might have thought sitting on those hard wooden pews would give you a Charlie's horse 🐴. As for me I get butt aches often; them hemmeroids the like.
    I feel like after reading this forum I need some bleach...Well or some taaka


    Hey galewhoring you want a white Russian? I got this new pumpkin spice recipe!

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #32
      Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

      Originally posted by Megan1993 View Post
      I feel like after reading this forum I need some bleach...Well or some taaka


      Hey galewhoring you want a white Russian? I got this new pumpkin spice recipe!
      Please, we do not need the stench of your female parts attracting flies and joos
      Do your solicitations where you people do it, in putrid back alleys and at the IRS parking garage.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Roland
        Obese Swedish Meatball
        Delusional Forum Member
        • May 2014
        • 2193

        #33
        Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

        Originally posted by Megan1993 View Post
        [...]Well or some taaka
        What is taaka?

        I should have known.
        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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        • Megan1993
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          • Oct 2017
          • 104

          #34
          Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

          Originally posted by Roland View Post
          What is taaka?

          I should have known.


          Cheap vodka


          With cranberry and pomengranate juice it's fair ly drinkable.


          Although for pumpkin spice white Russians I use grey goose or ciroc pumpkin spice kalhua heavy cream a dash of nutmeg and a garnish of whipped cream.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12993

            #35
            Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

            Originally posted by Megan1993 View Post
            1. I believe you can like a specific thing and not go to hell whether overwatch MLP Halloween etc. I just hate bronies bc they are cringey as piffle and creepy. I'm sorry but men liking ponies AND dressing up as them is just childhood destroying. I'm sorry I believeif God didn't wish us to allow to do something he wouldn't give us the ability to create it.


            2.
            I don't care if you choose to corporally punish your kids. I've grown up with corporal punishment. But what I have issues with on this forums is that the descriptions go beyond just corporal punishment. It's just flat out abuse. Never once did my mom or my dad tried to beat demons out of me. Punching some 13 year old in the stomach 6 times in the stomach goes beyond punishment it's flat out abuse and if the wrong person comes across this forum well y'all will be up shit Creek with out a paddle.


            3.
            Feelings? Yup...I use feels alot but at least I'm honest about my hatred.
            I have highlighted the problematic parts of your statement, dear. It's all me, me, me. As if you were the center of the universe. You aren't. We really don't care what you think, what you believe in, what you hate, and what you feel. We only care about what thinks, believes, hates, and feels.

            I'm not the one scanning a 6000 year old book
            And what book, do you think, would that be, given that 6000 years ago people haven't come up with a writing system yet?

            for verses that can miscontrued as a justification for your hate.
            Please explain your alternative interpretation why God allowed detailed instructions and descriptions of multiple genocides in the Holy Book - Life's Instructions Manual.

            XD it doesn't make sense your argument...the Bible tells me to do it so therefore I hate well then ...
            Well, at least we have an actual reason to hate. In your quoted text above, you admitted to hating just because you feel like it.

            explain to me the biblical justification for your hatred of Catholics.
            How about, they don't follow the Holy Bible?!

            You are aware that if weren't for the Catholics you wouldn't have a religion to begin with right?
            Catholic church is just another sect that separated from Orthodox Christianity.

            Oh we worship idols and have some pagan traditions? So what it got people to convert to Christianity...
            So, you think it is OK to lure people to follow a religion/ideology/political movement/etc under false pretenses?

            4. I am neither right now wrong...my musings are mere mutterings take it as you will...
            You certainly seem to be wrong now, dear. Next time, try to put some effort in proper sentence structure because I have no idea what did you actually mean.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

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            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #36
              Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

              Originally posted by Megan1993 View Post
              Cheap vodka


              With cranberry and pomengranate juice it's fair ly drinkable.


              Although for pumpkin spice white Russians I use grey goose or ciroc pumpkin spice kalhua heavy cream a dash of nutmeg and a garnish of whipped cream.
              I thought you people used lysol?

              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • GaleWhoring the Boring
                Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
                • Sep 2017
                • 256

                #37
                Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

                Originally posted by Megan1993 View Post
                I feel like after reading this forum I need some bleach...Well or some taaka


                Hey galewhoring you want a white Russian? I got this new pumpkin spice recipe!
                I'll take a dirty white Russian mother, thanks. I never tried it with pumpkin spice.

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                • Megan1993
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Oct 2017
                  • 104

                  #38
                  Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  I thought you people used lysol?

                  Nah I use a diva cup..



                  Because I is feminazi! (Never mind I voted for Trump)
                  Btw you need a miadol? sounds like you're on your period too.

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                  • Megan1993
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Oct 2017
                    • 104

                    #39
                    Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

                    Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
                    I'll take a dirty white Russian mother, thanks. I never tried it with pumpkin spice.
                    It's good like pumpkin pie in a glass! I just love pumpkin spice.. pumpkin spice all the things.

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                    • GaleWhoring the Boring
                      Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
                      • Sep 2017
                      • 256

                      #40
                      Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

                      I love slurping pumpkin spice latte after yoga.

                      I'll drink it even if I don't really deserve it, as I'm a tad lazy by nature. *meow*

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #41
                        Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

                        Megan, it's unfortunate your work schedule won't allow you to attend church. I do have a solution, though. Assuming you have a Web cam, I would be happy to fellowship with you via Skype.

                        I can't wait to teach you about the Bible and talk with you about your relationship with the Lord!
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                        • Roland
                          Obese Swedish Meatball
                          Delusional Forum Member
                          • May 2014
                          • 2193

                          #42
                          Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

                          Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
                          [...] *meow*
                          It would be nice if you would take the effort to answer Basilissa´s questions.
                          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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