A hello from Bogota

[Mateo C]

Well, it isn't really that bad if you can ignore our commie neighbours in Venezuela and the commie and mooslim guerillas running amok. But they're getting bombed to hell now.
Fun fact, Colombia is the only Latin American country that didn't have a commie government at some point because we just killed them before they tricked the population with their godless ideas. While there are quite a few Pope followers here, but a few can see he's the antichrist. The current president calls himself a "conservative", but he's a leftist idiot that could never compare to Trump. I hope to move out of this place soon, but as you know going to the US is kind of hard now.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: A hello from Bogota

Welcome to our friendly corner of the internet! While I have to hand it to the Colombians for excelling at the free market with regards to agriculture and international sales, they still hang on to the teat of the so-called-Virgin/Slut of Guadalupe a little to much for comfort. For this reasons, and others, Jesus will no doubt reap a field of guts and blood upon His Righteous Return.

Glory!


Tell us dear, what is your favorite Bible verse and how did you come to find Jesus in such a cesspool of paganism?

[Mateo C]

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Well, apparently I'm the only one in the house who can use a computer, so I just found this site and learned from there.

And God does make it clear he hates this place. Colombia's yearly weather? One year of massive droughts, one year of massive floods, then another year of droughts and so on. Guadalupe is Mexico. we have anither here, but I can't remember the name of this ungodly being or her companions. Because there is like one per city, plus a general country-wide one.
Proverbs 3:5-6. This is because it is the very verse that denounces these so-called scientists who have apparently debunked God or something ( not that I have ever seen an evidence for this), and says we should, as True Christians, stand by God's wisdom, power and love for those who truly follow his commands.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: A hello from Bogota

Well, apparently I'm the only one in the house who can use a computer, so I just found this site and learned from there.

And God does make it clear he hates this place. Colombia's yearly weather? One year of massive droughts, one year of massive floods, then another year of droughts and so on. Guadalupe is Mexico. we have anither here, but I can't remember the name of this ungodly being or her companions. Because there is like one per city, plus a general country-wide one.
Proverbs 3:5-6. This is because it is the very verse that denounces these so-called scientists who have apparently debunked God or something ( not that I have ever seen an evidence for this), and says we should, as True Christians, stand by God's wisdom, power and love for those who truly follow his commands.

Mr. C,

How nice to see that the pure Word of God (Psalms 12:6) is beginning to show its effects also on your sorry excuse of a continent! I can assure you that your efforts to convert the cocaine-stupored sodomite swarms of the Brazils will not go unnoticed in Heaven! Have you been begetting successfully?

1 John 5:1
Whosoever believeth that Jesus is the Christ is born of God: and every one that loveth him that begat loveth him also that is begotten of him.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Brother Gonzalez]

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Well, apparently I'm the only one in the house who can use a computer, so I just found this site and learned from there.

And God does make it clear he hates this place. Colombia's yearly weather? One year of massive droughts, one year of massive floods, then another year of droughts and so on. Guadalupe is Mexico. we have anither here, but I can't remember the name of this ungodly being or her companions. Because there is like one per city, plus a general country-wide one.
Proverbs 3:5-6. This is because it is the very verse that denounces these so-called scientists who have apparently debunked God or something ( not that I have ever seen an evidence for this), and says we should, as True Christians, stand by God's wisdom, power and love for those who truly follow his commands.

Hi Neighbor, how are you?
I am right nowat the border wall, working for God and Trump. We are a little short of volunteers right now. Are you willing to come and participate? Every hand counts.


WARNING: we are to remain on the ungodly side of the Wall. We cannot break the law and call ourselves True Christians.


PS: Is still your president Valderrama or you have changed it for Falcao Garcia yet?

[Mateo C]

Re: A hello from Bogota

Right now it's some guy ironically called Santos. Santos is Mexican for saints.

[Ronaldo Cristiano]

Re: A hello from Bogota

Right now it's some guy ironically called Santos. Santos is Mexican for saints.

You mean 'Spanish' for 'saints.


De nada, hermano en Cristo

[Mary Etheldreda]

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You mean 'Spanish' for 'saints.


De nada, hermano en Cristo

French speak French. Italians speak Italian. Chinese speak Chinese. Americans speak American. Mexicans speak Mexican. But then they are such a horny people they can't stop having babies, so now all of South America speaks Mexican. God help us all.

[Basilissa]

Re: A hello from Bogota

to our Godly forum, Mateo!

I admit I've never been to your corner of Ungodly South America. My only contact with Colombians was a lovely family that traded flour in a backward region of Mexico called "Bolivia." They traded lots and lots and lots of flour. I always assumed they were bakers, but now that I think of it they never actually baked anything - I just always saw them with that flour. Trading flour must be a very good business down there because they have several mansions and beautiful cars, and they live the high life, being very friendly with the local chief of police, army generals, and other dignitaries.

Anyway. I look forward to reading more of your contributions on the forum.

[BrotherLarry]

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Trading flour must be a very good business down there

Sister,
They are also very particular about where it is sold, apparently. When I was in the continent this past year, I heard of a man who bought some of the flour, boarded his plane, and was removed before the flight took off - all because he had checked some of the flour in his luggage! Someone told me that you have to buy the flour in your own country, and there are special deliveries of it all the time.


I just don't understand how you're supposed to know where it is here in the USA. I have asked for it at specialty grocers and I get strange looks about it. I would think it is readily available here in NY City - but where?


BrotherLarry