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  • TheAtheist69
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2017
    • 1

    #1

    Greetings!

    Greetings, people of these holy forums!I am TheAthiest69.
    That is all...

  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2
    Re: Greetings!

    Originally posted by TheAtheist69 View Post
    Greetings, people of these holy forums!I am TheAthiest69.
    That is all...
    Welcome to God's favourite forum.


    What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse and when did you start your walk with Christ?


    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #3
      Re: Greetings!

      Originally posted by TheAtheist69 View Post
      Greetings, people of these holy forums!I am TheAthiest69.
      That is all...

      No, no it's not.


      Or it will be.

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12992

        #4
        Re: Greetings!

        Hello and to our friendly forum!

        There are some instructions on how to do a proper introduction on the top of this forum. I have copied them below for your convenience.

        Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.



        As you are self-proclaimed atheist, I assume the answer to the last question is "never." Nonetheless, you really should have a favorite Bible verse, am I right?
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #5
          Re: Greetings!

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Hello and to our friendly forum!

          There are some instructions on how to do a proper introduction on the top of this forum. I have copied them below for your convenience.

          Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.



          As you are self-proclaimed atheist, I assume the answer to the last question is "never." Nonetheless, you really should have a favorite Bible verse, am I right?
          Atheist or not she still believes in God.

          Otherwise she would not be here. My guess is that she has come here because Jesus has touched her privately and now she yearns for His muscular, masculine embrace.

          And who wouldn’t?

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12992

            #6
            Re: Greetings!

            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
            Atheist or not she still believes in God.

            Otherwise she would not be here. My guess is that she has come here because Jesus has touched her privately and now she yearns for His muscular, masculine embrace.

            And who wouldn’t?

            YIC
            You are always right, Dr. Niles!

            While this person is an abominable fool:

            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

            ...The fact that he/she/it is here shows that there is a chance for Salvation!
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • BrotherLarry
              Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2014
              • 2263

              #7
              Re: Greetings!

              While I do not know what an a-t-h-i-e-s-t is, I know what an a-t-h-e-i-s-t is, and that's a no-good, cockadoody thing to be, because it is so against the idea that there is a loving God who, in His loneliness, chose to create a world and then placed mankind there to enjoy it and take care of it, knowing all along what a mess we'd make of things, but like a good Daddy, loving us all the while.


              All around us there is proof of God's existence! The sun, the moon, the stars, the trees, wind, and of course, the most important proof, the Holy Bible, in which God HIMSELF states that He exists and loves us soooooooooooo much! I just can't imagine life without my Lord, always whispering in my ear and guiding me in the paths I should trod. Oh, how I love Him so.


              Saying God doesn't exist is like saying there's no creation, no resurrection, no Glorious Appearing, no Heaven, no Hell. It's just ludicrous!


              BrotherLarry
              Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
              “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

              Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
              Amen and Amen

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