hi

[Servine]

hello

i am a christian that likes to debunk stuff on these forums.


why, you ask?

because most of the posts on this website are either by trolls, people who take the bible too seriously, or complete retards that misinterpret every single bible verse they read.


before you start hating on me, keep in mind that i actually (excuse me for my language) dont give a shit.

[Didymus Much]

Re: hi

...i am a christian...

Jesus says, "Nope":

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

And how do we know what that "will" is? The Bible tells us. Not some rando on the 'net (else the True Christians(tm) may as well be Catholics).

...that likes to debunk stuff on these forums...

Too bad that the only thing you've debunked (i.e. offered evidence for, as opposed to just sharing your unsupported opinion) is your claim to Biblical knowledge.

Protip: if you want to show how the True Christians(tm) are doing it wrong, show the Scripture (KJV, of course) and how they aren't getting it. Empty claims and unsupported assertions from some complete unknown will be accorded due respect (none).

[James Hutchins]

Re: hi

hello

i am a christian that likes to debunk stuff on these forums.


why, you ask?

because most of the posts on this website are either by trolls, people who take the bible too seriously, or complete retards that misinterpret every single bible verse they read.


before you start hating on me, keep in mind that i actually (excuse me for my language) dont give a shit.

Firstly, if you were a real Christian, you'd be more respectful. All True Christians(tm) and decent, caring and loving people. You cannot 'debunk' God, He created everything and therefore is all Light and all Dark, He is the Wind and the Calm, thEverythinge Rain and the Dry. Like the Cold and the Warmth, He is Everything and He is Nothing.

A real Christian does not interpret the Bible, they follow it. God had it written in a manner such that even a simple minded person such as yourself could follow it with having their hand held.

As for your last problem, try Metamucil.

[Basilissa]

Re: hi

people who take the bible too seriously,

So you think, that a good Christian should not take Jesus seriously?

or complete retards that misinterpret every single bible verse they read.

Please provide proof that any True Christian(tm) has ever misinterpreted a Bible verse.

Hint: a Christian (or any person familiar with the spelling rules) would capitalize Bible. Because you know, it's the title of a book. You wouldn't say harry potter or the tale of two towers, would you?

before you start hating on me, keep in mind that i actually (excuse me for my language) dont give a shit.

Go to Hell, then.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.