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It's a pleasure to be back, how have you all been in the last 7 years?
It's a pleasure to be back, how have you all been in the last 7 years?
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What was it like in jail or long term psychiatric ward? Do you have parole officer or community supervision? Much has changed in the last seven years. We now have a President approved by God!58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
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I finished school, found work and live and take care of myself so it's all good, thank you for the reply Phil, how have you been?Originally posted by Phil Ander View Post
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Hello Biza,
I am pleased the Lord has led you back to us. How may we be of assistance?WARNING:
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A very cautious
to you, dear. I cannot locate a welcome thread from you from way-back-then, and while your posts from then were not very promising in terms of your Salvation(tm), things may have changed in the past seven years. So, why don't you tell us, did you find Jesus? Which church do you go to? Which Bible verse do you call your favorite?
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Did you find a wife to marry and bear you children in this time, or were you married before but lacked any practical, masculine skills that provide for a family?Originally posted by biza the godmocker View PostI finished school, found work and live and take care of myself so it's all good, thank you for the reply Phil, how have you been?Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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