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  • Learning2Faith
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2017
    • 1

    #1

    Can one go Porn to Pastor

    So, I'm new to the whole shebang that is faith in religion in general.

    My previous faith was in mathematics. I found truth in quantifying the world set before us by an unknown greater being, in whom I've now found faith as the Christian God. My previous occupation was that of an artist, specifically that of a pornographer. The subject matter was continually graphic, sinful, and I bashfully admit that I took pride in at least the skill I had developed over the years of doing so.


    I'm now looking for redemption. I've taken up craft work and volunteering at my local church, painting pieces and, last Christmas season, designing nativity scenes for both my neighbor's lawns and the sanctuary of my church. I wonder what ever may be enough to compensate of the sins of my youth, as I've taken an interest in sharing the word of God. I fear I'll feel guilty forever.


    -- One Searching for Redemption in Prayer
  • Des
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2013
    • 2718

    #2
    Re: Can one go Porn to Pastor

    Atentative welcome, my matherbating acquaintance.


    The link between math and porn is well established. Both are four letter words and both contain a single vowel. And studies have shown that the fiendish field of mathematics produces more atheists than any other branch of science. Furthermore, to embrace math is to deny the infallibility of the Bible, as mathmaniacs must deny that pi=3 as mentioned in 1 Kings 7:23. Once you start down the slippery slope of denying a single piece of scripture, this leaves the door wide open for Satan to walk in, and before you know it your closet is filled with the porn. Titles like Asian All Stars, Wok on the Wildside, Slant Eye For the Straight Guy, Asian Persuasion, and Wong Way Hone will soon fill your hard drive.


    But even still there is hope. By putting aside advanced calculus and turning to advanced Christianity, you may still find your way through the gates of heaven. Through accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior, hours of daily prayer, attending and especially tithing generously tp a True Christian church, heaven is still a statistical probability in your future. Glory!
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: Can one go Porn to Pastor

      Two questions:

      1. You say you regret your involvement with pornography and you want to be a Christian, but you haven't articulated for us your reasons for feeling this way. Could you elaborate? Were there specific Bible verses that convinced you of the need for salvation?


      2. Now that you're out of "the biz," what are you doing for money?
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      • trutherr
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Nov 2017
        • 1

        #4
        Re: Can one go Porn to Pastor

        Originally posted by Learning2Faith View Post
        So, I'm new to the whole shebang that is faith in religion in general.

        My previous faith was in mathematics. I found truth in quantifying the world set before us by an unknown greater being, in whom I've now found faith as the Christian God. My previous occupation was that of an artist, specifically that of a pornographer. The subject matter was continually graphic, sinful, and I bashfully admit that I took pride in at least the skill I had developed over the years of doing so.


        I'm now looking for redemption. I've taken up craft work and volunteering at my local church, painting pieces and, last Christmas season, designing nativity scenes for both my neighbor's lawns and the sanctuary of my church. I wonder what ever may be enough to compensate of the sins of my youth, as I've taken an interest in sharing the word of God. I fear I'll feel guilty forever.


        -- One Searching for Redemption in Prayer
        It is impossible to gain salvation and freedom through the works of our own hands. If that were possible, then God wouldn't have needed to send Jesus to die for us. It says in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." All you gotta do is accept and declare that Jesus is Lord over your life. Just believe in him. Once you accept him, you will be free forever because, "If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed" (John 8:36). Even in John 1:12 it reads,"But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name." God has given you the power to become his child, and he loves his children. 1 Corinthians 12:4-5 reads, "Charity (love) suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil". God does not have evil thoughts of you OP; he loves you very much. I hope you've felt encouraged!

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #5
          Re: Can one go Porn to Pastor

          Originally posted by trutherr View Post
          ...bunch of stuff from an unknown source and thus disregarded out of hand snipped...
          Reasons why anyone should listen to you would be a good subject to address in your introduction thread that you were specifically directed to create in your welcoming email.


          Along with the regular requirements listed at the top of every page there, of course.


          Thanks.

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          • Gay wilson
            Unsaved trash
            • May 2016
            • 33

            #6
            Re: Can one go Porn to Pastor

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Reasons why anyone should listen to you would be a good subject to address in your introduction thread that you were specifically directed to create in your welcoming email.


            Along with the regular requirements listed at the top of every page there, of course.


            Thanks.
            Why should anyone listen to a atheist virgin such as yourself. <<<an indecent proposal removed by a helpful moderator>>>
            Last edited by Basilissa; 11-19-2017, 12:35 AM. Reason: This is not a homosexual dating site
            I'm angry because my teacher won't let me sniff toilet seats

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #7
              Re: Can one go Porn to Pastor

              Originally posted by Gay wilson View Post
              Why should anyone listen to a atheist virgin such as yourself. <<<an indecent proposal removed by a helpful moderator>>>
              Oh, Ray, still making friends and influencing people, huh?


              How about you give me a reason why I would want to be liked by the likes of you? Think you can do that? Go ahead, don't be so shy.

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              • BrotherLarry
                Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2014
                • 2266

                #8
                Re: Can one go Porn to Pastor

                I heard of a person once (I think her name was Crystal Bassette) who was a porn star and then became a pastor, but that really doesn't count since women can't really be pastors.


                Lots of women pastors would dispute that statement, but they would be wrong since I am a True Christian(TM) man and I know the Bible. There are groups on the Interwebs for pastors who struggle with porn (not sure how you struggle with it; you either enjoy it or you don't). I know I have never had a problem with smut, since the Blood of Jesus covers my wrongdoings and removes those desires from me if I pray to Him, and I sometimes do.


                Bottom line: Get on your knees and pray for His forgiveness. He will forgive (1 John 1:9) and then stop watching porn. It's really that simple. Just ask almost any of the men on this forum. At one time all of them were entangled in the web of lust. Some were even entangled in the locked hutch of homosekshulality, groaning and moaning to the sights of nude and naked unclothed men. Disgusting.


                Jesus, PRAISE HIS NAME, delivered those perverted men and made them servants of the living GOD. Can one go porn to pastor? Absolutely! Hallelujah! Thank You, Jesus! I feel like shouting!
                Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                Amen and Amen

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12993

                  #9
                  Re: Can one go Porn to Pastor

                  Originally posted by Learning2Faith View Post
                  So, I'm new to the whole shebang that is faith in religion in general.

                  My previous faith was in mathematics. I found truth in quantifying the world set before us by an unknown greater being, in whom I've now found faith as the Christian God. My previous occupation was that of an artist, specifically that of a pornographer. The subject matter was continually graphic, sinful, and I bashfully admit that I took pride in at least the skill I had developed over the years of doing so.


                  I'm now looking for redemption. I've taken up craft work and volunteering at my local church, painting pieces and, last Christmas season, designing nativity scenes for both my neighbor's lawns and the sanctuary of my church. I wonder what ever may be enough to compensate of the sins of my youth, as I've taken an interest in sharing the word of God. I fear I'll feel guilty forever.


                  -- One Searching for Redemption in Prayer
                  Well, dear, a cautious to you! God always welcomes a repentant sinner, be it male (Luke 15:20) or female (John 8:11). However, the Road to Salvation™ ain't easy (Matthew 7:13-14).

                  If you really want to be Saved™, you should start by reading the Holy Bible.



                  Then you have to reject everything that science says but is contradicted by the Bible. (Such as the pi issue mentioned by Brother Des; God frowns upon adding fractions to the perfect number 3).

                  I will pray for you, dear!
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • handmaiden
                    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 11565

                    #10
                    Re: Can one go Porn to Pastor

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    . . . God frowns upon adding fractions to the perfect number 3).

                    I will pray for you, dear!
                    That is an excellent point, Sister! It seems that God doesn't care for fractions in general. Afterall, He is against mixed marriages, so the children cannot be half of one thing and half of another. He doesn't allow for any instance of being "partly saved"; you either are or are not. The only time that things are divided up in the Bible is when God wipes out a third of things in Revelation and then comes back later for a second helping of thirds. (If you catch my drift. )
                    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                    Guns For God and the Economy

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                    • CarlHudson
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Nov 2017
                      • 17

                      #11
                      Re: Can one go Porn to Pastor

                      Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                      Jesus, PRAISE HIS NAME, delivered those perverted men and made them servants of the living GOD. Can one go porn to pastor? Absolutely! Hallelujah! Thank You, Jesus! I feel like shouting!
                      Amen to this!

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                      • PatheticEmoTrash69
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Nov 2017
                        • 2

                        #12
                        Re: Can one go Porn to Pastor

                        Originally posted by Des View Post
                        Atentative welcome, my matherbating acquaintance.


                        The link between math and porn is well established. Both are four letter words and both contain a single vowel. And studies have shown that the fiendish field of mathematics produces more atheists than any other branch of science. Furthermore, to embrace math is to deny the infallibility of the Bible, as mathmaniacs must deny that pi=3 as mentioned in 1 Kings 7:23. Once you start down the slippery slope of denying a single piece of scripture, this leaves the door wide open for Satan to walk in, and before you know it your closet is filled with the porn. Titles like Asian All Stars, Wok on the Wildside, Slant Eye For the Straight Guy, Asian Persuasion, and Wong Way Hone will soon fill your hard drive.


                        But even still there is hope. By putting aside advanced calculus and turning to advanced Christianity, you may still find your way through the gates of heaven. Through accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior, hours of daily prayer, attending and especially tithing generously tp a True Christian church, heaven is still a statistical probability in your future. Glory!
                        Math is is an important skill to have and has no connection to porn. Send me links to said studies please. You also apparently have no respect for the amount of mathematics you use in your daily life. Go to the store MATH, drive across a bridge MATH is keeping your car from crashing through it. Engineers need to calculate how much materials to use for said bridge using CALCULUS. You obviously are a kindergarten dropout, because you think pi is 3. (3.1415926535897932384626433) in biblical times they did not have the equipment to measure pi more accurately. Also it never says pi is 3. Here is your quoted bible verse:
                        1 Kings 7:23King James Version (KJV)

                        23 And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.


                        Can you give me a bible verse that says not to learn math.


                        -im a pornstar watch porn everyday
                        Last edited by Basilissa; 11-30-2017, 10:23 PM. Reason: removed superfluous space

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: Can one go Porn to Pastor

                          OK, wow, I am really offended by the way this person is talking to my brother in Christ, Mr. Des.

                          Would somebody with admin privileges please issue an infraction to this individual?

                          And if we could get some prayer warriors to intercede on behalf of this poor, misguided person's aeternal soul, that would also be much appreciated.
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                          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                          • Brother Josiah
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Dec 2017
                            • 5

                            #14
                            Re: Can one go Porn to Pastor

                            The short answer in my opinion is yes. Through faith and by repenting for your sins can you be saved. However if you continue your sinful homosexual ways you will surely burn in hell for eternity.

                            Hebrews 13:2-5:

                            2 Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
                            3 Remember them that are in bonds, as bound with them; and them which suffer adversity, as being yourselves also in the body.
                            4 Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.
                            5 Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14587

                              #15
                              Re: Can one go Porn to Pastor

                              Originally posted by PatheticEmoTrash69 View Post
                              Go to the store MATH, drive across a bridge MATH is keeping your car from crashing through it. Engineers need to calculate how much materials to use for said bridge using CALCULUS. You obviously are a kindergarten dropout

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