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    Introduction

    Hi,
    I'm an Internet Diplomat.
    What's an Internet Diplomat?
    Well, I and my group of close friends are all Internet Diplomats.
    Basically we trawl the internet for problems that need solving, and people that need help with something, we've seen most issues repeated over and over, things like: Paedophilia(Which we dealt with, the man is now into people his own age), Segregation on forums, multiple cases of Anti-Donald Trump stuff, and lots more things.
    I'm just one of many, and we came to this forum as we saw that this is a safe haven for us, a place to come to if we need to.
    So please, feel free to ask if you need a problem solved, I'll try my best to solve it.


    Ciao all!
    I trawl the internet for things to solve, it's my thing, and if you disagree with me, that's okay, I'm sure we can come to a solution for everything eventually.
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    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by TheDiplomat View Post
    So please, feel free to ask if you need a problem solved, I'll try my best to solve it.
    Dear Sinner,

    Can you solve the most urgent problem on Earth: Separation from God? Jesus can.

    Romans 6:23
    For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

    If Jesus can solve it 100% (if you just ask Him sincerely), are you really necessary?


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • #3
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
      Dear Sinner,

      Can you solve the most urgent problem on Earth: Separation from God? Jesus can.

      Romans 6:23
      For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

      If Jesus can solve it 100% (if you just ask Him sincerely), are you really necessary?


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      Amen to that!

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      • #4
        Re: Introduction

        That was an odd introduction. Tell us, Diplomat, what church do you attend?
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        • #5
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by TheDiplomat View Post
          So please, feel free to ask if you need a problem solved, I'll try my best to solve it.
          I suspect that the problem is that you have not read the Holy Bible. You can solve it very easily by reading it.


          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • #6
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by TheDiplomat View Post
            Hi,

            So please, feel free to ask if you need a problem solved, I'll try my best to solve it.


            Ciao all!
            You came to the wrong place. True Christians do not have any problem, not now not in the afterlife. Is the best thing of being part of the chosen flock.
            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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