X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Is_This_A_Joke?
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2018
    • 3

    #1

    How many members does this website have?

    Is this website for real or was it funded by George Soros?
  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14145

    #2
    Re: How many members does this website have?

    Originally posted by Is_This_A_Joke? View Post
    Is this website for real or was it funded by George Soros?
    Who is George Soros?

    please include a Bible verse with your reply.

    Comment

    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14076

      #3
      Re: How many members does this website have?

      I don't often mention this but I'm a conspiracy.

      Comment

      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14145

        #4
        Re: How many members does this website have?

        Conspire this!

        Comment

        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12908

          #5
          Re: How many members does this website have?

          Hi, sweetie, and to our forum!

          Before we proceed any further, you will have to clarify what did you mean by your opening post. Below are two possible interpretations:

          Originally posted by Is_This_A_Joke? View Post
          Is this website for real
          Are you suggesting that the Holy Bible is fake?

          or was it funded by George Soros?
          ...Or are you suggesting that George Soros is a born again Christian now, who wants to spread the Word of God to everyone who'll listen?

          In the meantime, I will pray for you, sweetie. God bless your heart!
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

          Comment

          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29433

            #6
            Re: How many members does this website have?

            Hi friend!

            A half way intelligent person could easily tell how many members with have, over 63,000. All members are held firmly by the Hand Of Jesus and given love with attention to ensure True Salvation.

            George Soros? No friend, he is not on the Church roster (you can access it here) We are led by God and Pastor Ezekiel Flint.

            Perhaps Mr. Soros is unable to pay proper Tithes, though we have many nigras and wetbacks who are able to part with 25% of their gross annual income. You should bring him by the Church office and do a sit down with one of the Tithing Consultants. Be sure to bring five years of your 1040's, W-2's and all bank/brokerage account information. We are here to help!
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

            Comment

            • WilliamJenningsBryan
              True Christian™
               
              • Jan 2007
              • 9384

              #7
              Re: How many members does this website have?

              Originally posted by Is_This_A_Joke? View Post
              Is this website for real or was it funded by George Soros?
              1. This website is as real as the King James (1611) Bible.

              2. Find one kind thing about George Soros, Democrats, socialists, and communists on this website and you will win a Sony Playstation.
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
              sigpic

              Comment

              Working...