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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12941

    #16
    Re: "Unsaved Trash" hoping to be SAVED

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    maybe a lapsed sufi?
    You mean like one of these dervishes? Just looking at them spin around makes me dizzy!

    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14228

      #17
      Re: "Unsaved Trash" hoping to be SAVED

      Yes, like that. I think Clod must've been twirling before posting. And that poor man singing. He was probably the best they had, but could he keep on the note? Or even find the right note to start with? So embarrassing.

      Loie Fuller did a much better job. Here she is in 1896.

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      • Brother Harold Porter
        Landover Senior Outreach
        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 8236

        #18
        Re: "Unsaved Trash" hoping to be SAVED

        Originally posted by crazyjack13 View Post
        Hello out there, fellow Christians! My name is Jack Redmond. I noticed that I was marked as "unsaved trash", which may be true, so I am hoping that you friendly people could help me reach salvation. I attend my local Baptist church regularly, but this looks to be a much more direct, honest way to learn more about Christ. My favorite Bible verse is Ephesians 6:17 : "And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God"
        While not being raised in a Christian household, I recently came to know the word of God, and, in turn, came to hate my family as Jesus intended, when a friendly young man introduced me to his church. Now I come to you, to further my path to Salvation.
        A tentative welcome, young man. I have embraced many men that have joined our worship forum, only to find that they were cruising for homo-rectal intercourse. You are fag-free?

        I ask only because I spent most of my life coupled to strange men, in the most filthy lifestyle one can imagine. But it was because I hated God that I chose rectums instead of the Redeemer.

        I trust that we can have normal fellowship in Christ, with our pants on.

        In Him
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • crazyjack13
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2015
          • 43

          #19
          Re: "Unsaved Trash" hoping to be SAVED

          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
          A tentative welcome, young man. I have embraced many men that have joined our worship forum, only to find that they were cruising for homo-rectal intercourse. You are fag-free?

          I ask only because I spent most of my life coupled to strange men, in the most filthy lifestyle one can imagine. But it was because I hated God that I chose rectums instead of the Redeemer.

          I trust that we can have normal fellowship in Christ, with our pants on.

          In Him
          Why, yes, I most certainly am Fag Free! In fact, I have recently quit my job due to the fact that it was infested with gay soccer players.
          NOTE: Despite similarities in likeness and name, I am NOT famous Evangelist speaker Jack Redmond. That is a DIFFERENT Jack Redmond.

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