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    What's up Jake Pauler Fangirls!

    What's UP! Jake Paul here! I'm currently in the Team 10 house typing this! Fact is, I knew I just had to come here, I go to the local Team 10 Church, with priest Nick Crompton.He's a British man who actually saw the light from Jesus..

    My favourite bible verse by far is.


    Exodus 21:20-21If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

    Now of course, I came to find Jesus when my brother Logan went into the forest in Japan, he said he saw Jesus.. And I didn't believe him. Until I went there myself, and saw it.. The light, I knew this was my destiny, and I just knew, this is how my life was meant to go.......
    : )
    Tags: japan, suicide, youtube
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    Re: What's up Jake Paulers!

    Hello dear, and welcome to our forums! I don't know what kind of house a Team 10 house is, here in Freehold we have normal houses made of wood and brick, with chimneys and basements and attics to store all that junk from Uncle Maxwell's WWII days because our mothers cry any time someone mentions she take them back or they're going to go in the garbage because that space is needed to store things of actual value, things that will be needed every year like Christmas ornaments or rat traps. In any case dear, are you married? Do you have children? Are they properly homeschooled? You look young, so perhaps you're not considered a good catch in your community yet. Young men tend to be rather impetuous and aren't nearly as capable in training up a young wife. But now I'm rambling. I want to know more about your walk with Christ!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: What's up Jake Paulers!

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Hello dear, and welcome to our forums! I don't know what kind of house a Team 10 house is, here in Freehold we have normal houses made of wood and brick, with chimneys and basements and attics to store all that junk from Uncle Maxwell's WWII days because our mothers cry any time someone mentions she take them back or they're going to go in the garbage because that space is needed to store things of actual value, things that will be needed every year like Christmas ornaments or rat traps. In any case dear, are you married? Do you have children? Are they properly homeschooled? You look young, so perhaps you're not considered a good catch in your community yet. Young men tend to be rather impetuous and aren't nearly as capable in training up a young wife. But now I'm rambling. I want to know more about your walk with Christ!


      Hello! I currently do have a girlfriend! I don't have any children though, I do suspect my girlfriend is actually a kike, and I'm worried...... I mean I do love her, but I suspect something is going on... Also When I saw the light, I kinda, had a change in mentality..


      I started to read text's and learned what was truly right and wrong in a biblical perspective.. Seeing that light truly helped me out. Trust me.

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      • #4
        Re: What's up Jake Paulers!

        Originally posted by Jake Paul View Post
        Hello! I currently do have a girlfriend! I don't have any children though, I do suspect my girlfriend is actually a kike, and I'm worried...... I mean I do love her, but I suspect something is going on... Also When I saw the light, I kinda, had a change in mentality..


        I started to read text's and learned what was truly right and wrong in a biblical perspective.. Seeing that light truly helped me out. Trust me.
        I will reserve my trust until it is warranted, dear. Having a girlfriend is practically begging Jesus to compel you to pluck out your own eye (Matthew 5:28-29). Why would you want that? I don't think you'd want to go through life as a cyclops. A young Christian man who is serious about Salvation stores up treasures in a home he builds so that when he meets a nice Christian man willing to betroth his daughter, he has a home all ready for her to manage.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: What's up Jake Paulers!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          I will reserve my trust until it is warranted, dear. Having a girlfriend is practically begging Jesus to compel you to pluck out your own eye (Matthew 5:28-29). Why would you want that? I don't think you'd want to go through life as a cyclops. A young Christian man who is serious about Salvation stores up treasures in a home he builds so that when he meets a nice Christian man willing to betroth his daughter, he has a home all ready for her to manage.
          I see...... I don't know if I can leave her though, even though she cheated on me, I don't care I still love her! Is there anything I can actually do, or do I just have to leave her and say it's done!? Also I can see what you're saying I'm building a lot of treasures for myself......

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          • #6
            Re: What's up Jake Paulers!

            Originally posted by Jake Paul View Post
            I see...... I don't know if I can leave her though, even though she cheated on me, I don't care I still love her! Is there anything I can actually do, or do I just have to leave her and say it's done!? Also I can see what you're saying I'm building a lot of treasures for myself......
            It is likely the succubus has beguiled you at the behest of her master, Satan. If I were you, and I'm not telling you what to do, I'm just sharing what I would do, but if it were me, I'd pray hard, then open my Holy Bible, gather up a bucket full of stones, and start rebuking her with the full force of the Heavenly Host behind you when you see her next. She'll either see the light or escape to Hell. In either case, you'll be free.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #7
              Re: What's up Jake Paulers!

              Impersonating others* is a serious sin, friend.

              I'll give you a few moments to tell us an alternate name and avatar, or we will choose one for you.

              The ones we choose are usually not flattering. We believe in tough love, friend.





              *Unless you are imitating God, Jesus, or other True Christians(tm): Ephesians 5:1, 3 John 1:11, Philippians 3:17, 1 Corinthians 11:1.
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              • #8
                Re: What's up Jake Pauler Fangirls!

                How could some 'fanboi' confuse Landover with FaceGram (isn't that what it is called)? LBC.Net is a Christian forum where God is the headliner and there is no warm up deity (other than Pastor Ezekiel of course, who is merely a supreme man).
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: What's up Jake Pauler Fangirls!

                  Why do people always come here and drop names of bands nobody has ever heard of? I'm assuming this Jake Paul is a recording artist? Probably the lead singer of that "My Chemical Romance" band the trolls keep wanting to discuss with us.

                  Here's a hint: We've never heard of Jake Paul because, whoever he is, he is not important.

                  Do you know who is important?

                  Jesus of Nazareth, who died and was resurrected.


                  Get to know him.
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                  • #10
                    Re: What's up Jake Pauler Fangirls!

                    We here in Freehold might be criticized for living our lives for Jesus in our gated community, but we are after all connected to the Internet and have founded our on-line ministry to help save souls.

                    Now I admittedly am not up on all the argot of the emerging Tide Pod eating culture, but after watching the following video below one word does come to mind - lame.

                    I've never been one to accept the arguments of the socialists and communists, but after watching the video I'm coming slowly to the conclusion that they may have a point when it comes to wealth redistribution.

                    Jake Paul and "Team 10":

                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • #11
                      Re: What's up Jake Pauler Fangirls!

                      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                      We here in Freehold might be criticized for living our lives for Jesus in our gated community, but we are after all connected to the Internet and have founded our on-line ministry to help save souls.

                      Now I admittedly am not up on all the argot of the emerging Tide Pod eating culture, but after watching the following video below one word does come to mind - lame.

                      I've never been one to accept the arguments of the socialists and communists, but after watching the video I'm coming slowly to the conclusion that they may have a point when it comes to wealth redistribution.

                      Jake Paul and "Team 10":

                      Lord save me!

                      I watched that video and I know God cannot be pleased. It was pure 'Youths Gone Wild'. The only thing that was edited was the inevitable 'sword fights' that these sort of lean young men also seem to do when in the confines an adolescent male sweat filled bedroom. I'll look to see if there are other videos that confirm my suspicions.

                      I think we should start a JesusFundMe kickstarter to send a squad of Pastors along with assistants to intervene and bring this people to their knees in Praise of Jesus. We must get their souls back from Satan.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #12
                        Re: What's up Jake Pauler Fangirls!

                        That Jake Paul guy is totally gay, no wonder the girls like him he is totally non-threatening.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #13
                          Re: What's up Jake Pauler Fangirls!

                          Wait, I'm confused: who's Jake Paul?

                          I've heard of John Paul (two of them, actually), but not of a Jake Paul.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

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                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
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                          • #14
                            Re: What's up Jake Pauler Fangirls!

                            Having watched the video, I must say this Jake Paul appears to be doing quite well financially. His home must be worth at least $10 million. Perhaps he is in God's favor?

                            I also noticed everybody in his "crew" is white. Kudos to Jake Paul for bucking the SJW fascist trend of "racial inclusiveness" and "diversity," i.e., anti-white racism.

                            I personally see nothing wrong with a TV show about an all-white group who are wealthy. This is a breath of fresh air!
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