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  • Marco J
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2017
    • 2

    #1

    Do these signs mean end time.

    *****Manus porn link removed automatically by JesOS****



    *****Manus porn link removed automatically by JesOS****
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Do these signs mean end time.

    Thank Goodness for JesOS!

    \0/


    Say Mr. Marco J, why don't you come clean and tell us about yourself? From which unfortunate, abandoned, spiritually depleted parts of Hispaniola do you hail? Have you considered turning to Christ before Easter? If so, we can help! Tell us a bit about yourself!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Marco J
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2017
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Do these signs mean end time.

      Are links not allowed? These links just showed hands with symbols.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Do these signs mean end time.

        Originally posted by Marco J View Post
        Are links not allowed? These links just showed hands with symbols.
        Why don't you use your words, dear?


        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12997

          #5
          Re: Do these signs mean end time.

          Originally posted by Marco J View Post
          Are links not allowed? These links just showed hands with symbols.
          How about you try to post a proper introduction, honey? You will find helpful instructions on the top of this page.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #6
            Re: Do these signs mean end time.

            Originally posted by Marco J View Post
            Are links not allowed? These links just showed hands with symbols.
            Manus porn is the hot new take with the kids so we would rather keep God’s favourite forum free from lewdness.

            Ezekiel 16:4 Because thou hast not remembered the days of thy youth, but hast fretted me in all these things; behold, therefore I also will recompense thy way upon thine head, saith the Lord GOD: and thou shalt not commit this lewdness above all thine abominations

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • keseos
              Unsaved trash, bitter virgin
              • Feb 2018
              • 64

              #7
              Re: Do these signs mean end time.

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              Manus porn is the hot new take with the kids so we would rather keep God’s favourite forum free from lewdness.

              Ezekiel 16:4 Because thou hast not remembered the days of thy youth, but hast fretted me in all these things; behold, therefore I also will recompense thy way upon thine head, saith the Lord GOD: and thou shalt not commit this lewdness above all thine abominations

              YIC
              they had nothing to do with porn, it was just a hand. not any marking that I could see nor anything erotic in anyway possible.

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063

                #8
                Re: Do these signs mean end time.

                Originally posted by keseos View Post
                they had nothing to do with porn, it was just a hand. not any marking that I could see nor anything erotic in anyway possible.
                You honestly think that a hand cannot be used for porn?

                Seriously? Maybe take you hands out of you nethers and praise Jesus, maybe?

                Psalms 63:4 - Thus will I bless thee while I live: I will lift up my hands in thy name

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: Do these signs mean end time.

                  AMEN, Dr. Niles!

                  You can't hold Jesus' hand when you're masturbating!


                  Glory!
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Brother Gonzalez
                    Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Sep 2016
                    • 2087

                    #10
                    Re: Do these signs mean end time.

                    Originally posted by keseos View Post
                    they had nothing to do with porn, it was just a hand. not any marking that I could see nor anything erotic in anyway possible.

                    I know for most of you, atheist, sex is only about genitalia. Thinking about sex and genitals all day.


                    Some of you deviated, after years and years of pure lust, orgies, gangbangs and raping of innocent men and children, into the cult of the hands or feet. You know, when you dig all the possible holes, your attention gets directed to other parts of the body.


                    For me, my hands are only for passing the pages of my Bible. Not for posting online in a Christian forum.
                    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                    • keseos
                      Unsaved trash, bitter virgin
                      • Feb 2018
                      • 64

                      #11
                      Re: Do these signs mean end time.

                      Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                      I know for most of you, atheist, sex is only about genitalia. Thinking about sex and genitals all day.


                      Some of you deviated, after years and years of pure lust, orgies, gangbangs and raping of innocent men and children, into the cult of the hands or feet. You know, when you dig all the possible holes, your attention gets directed to other parts of the body.


                      For me, my hands are only for passing the pages of my Bible. Not for posting online in a Christian forum.
                      I'm sorry what?
                      aren't you not posting in a Christian forum

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                      • Brother Gonzalez
                        Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Sep 2016
                        • 2087

                        #12
                        Re: Do these signs mean end time.

                        Originally posted by keseos View Post
                        I'm sorry what?
                        aren't you not posting in a Christian forum
                        For posting MY HANDS in a Christian forum. As the OP did. In pictures.


                        Sorry, next time I will dumb it down enough for you.
                        1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                        • keseos
                          Unsaved trash, bitter virgin
                          • Feb 2018
                          • 64

                          #13
                          Re: Do these signs mean end time.

                          Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                          For posting MY HANDS in a Christian forum. As the OP did. In pictures.


                          Sorry, next time I will dumb it down enough for you.
                          its not dumbing down but the context you use it for an example would be this "I'm hungry lets eat grandma. I'm hungry lets eat, grandma" see how the context has changed.

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                          • Brother Gonzalez
                            Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Sep 2016
                            • 2087

                            #14
                            Re: Do these signs mean end time.

                            Originally posted by keseos View Post
                            its not dumbing down but the context you use it for an example would be this "I'm hungry lets eat grandma. I'm hungry lets eat, grandma" see how the context has changed.
                            Sorry for guessing the other posts in this thread would serve as context.

                            YiC,

                            Brother G.
                            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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