[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

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I'm a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Beyonce ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?

That you only think you know how to troll these people?

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend! While it may seem like you've fallen in to a deep black abyss and you have no choice but to continue to be a sweaty rectal reaming flaming queersexual, all is not lost. There is still hope. Landover has a Ex-Gay program, mastered by probably the most Ex-Gay man on the entire planet.
Remy Lebeau

The least queer (and a near unoffensive negroid to boot) man you will ever meet, on a street, back alley or seedy men's room.


Mt. Lebeau runs the "Queer No More" program and can or already has, serviced 10's of thousands of queersexuals, just like you. See this thread: Ask an Ex-Negro
You might wonder why I am pointing to you to a thread about nigra's. All nigra's go 'on the down low' and therefore have a keen insight to being inferior and queer, just like you.


This might help you as well:

Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!


The Gayness CAN Be Cured If You Love Jesus!


If you let me, I'll help you release those Homersexualisitic gay demons from your rectum and make you able to control your urges when among like minded, toned and steely men such as me.

[BrotherLarry]

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The LORD GOD has led me to work with the homer population along with my day job as a gnathologist. (Yes, I am certified)


I have nothing but love and compassion for you and like others here, I offer my friendship and prayers. You see, dear, it doesn't matter that you've taken a stance against Jesus Christ. (1 Peter 3:9) (Exodus 34:6) He stands waiting for YOU - just as we do in this loving and friendly forum.


You see, we've heard it all. The good news is that many of the people who came here hating us learned a great deal about the Christian life and made destiny-altering decisions thanks to our example. This can happen to you, too.


Oh, won't you taste and see that the LORD is good? (Psalm 34:8)


I will be on my knees for you. I promise.


BrotherLarry
Rev. 22:12

[Bubba Buck]

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I told you they was coming!!!! I told you all they are coming to haunt me and try to tempt me with the gay agenda again! It's taken one step further that this man is claiming to be THE GAY AGENDA! Did you come from my
Back yard? Are you one of them spooky ghosts that whisper to me about poop holes? Exorcise it immediately I say! They seem to have spread over to this forum.....

[sweatyfag]

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I told you they was coming!!!! I told you all they are coming to haunt me and try to tempt me with the gay agenda again! It's taken one step further that this man is claiming to be THE GAY AGENDA! Did you come from my
Back yard? Are you one of them spooky ghosts that whisper to me about poop holes? Exorcise it immediately I say! They seem to have spread over to this forum.....

Inform me on how many mental disorders you have?

[Didymus Much]

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Inform me on how many mental disorders you have?

Let's just let "toilet biter" suffice for Mr. Buck for now. This is your thread, after all.


So why haven't you read the Bible yet, Sweaty? You really should.

[sweatyfag]

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I have, <<<explicative deleted>>>.

[Bubba Buck]

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The only mental disorder I HAD was when I was a faggot back in the day. I am ten years clean now thanks to The Bible. I highly suggest you start reading it yourself so you can be cured and be son the path to being saved.

[Basilissa]

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I have, <<<explicative deleted>>>.

Hi Sweaty and to our friendly forum!

Mr. Not-so-Much is just an atheist, but this is a family friendly forum, so please try to behave in a civilized manner even with your interactions with him, OK?

If you have read the Holy Bible then you should be able to produce a favorite verse, right?

I'll wait.

[sweatyfag]

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Matthew 5:43

[Didymus Much]

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Matthew 5:43

Ok, so what really speaks out in that verse? What does it say to you? Why choose it instead of one of the "abomination" ones?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Matthew 5:43

That's an excellent verse! I find the trick is to live in the right neighborhood. I thank Jesus every day for granting me the opportunity to live in Freehold where I know my neighbors are Bible-Believing True Christians(tm). I know no one will ruin my day with their icky sinful ways!


\0/

[James Hutchins]

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Inform me on how many mental disorders you have?

Friend, just because Mr. Buck is a Christian is no reason to infer he has multiple mental disorders.

[sweatyfag]

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Friend, just because Mr. Buck is a Christian is no reason to infer he has multiple mental disorders.

Dude. He was the lunatic award. Have you seen his profile???

[Bubba Buck]

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You would prefer to call me a lunatic when you're the one who's acting like an abomination and would attack others who would try to help you find the path to salvation? The people on this forum are probably the friendliest bunch on the planet, nay the universe. Please explain to us Mr Sweaty why you chose the particular verse from the book of Matthew that you did. Any human would sufficely be able to at least explain why they love their favorite Bible verse. If you can't, I am suspiciously correct in saying you are probably doomed to an eternity in hell and it worries me to be around someone such as yourself if you don't take the appropriate steps toward being saved.