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[Celina Boy]

Hi I’m Celina boy I’m from Celina I beat my kids and wife if need be
I am a Christian since birth and I was beaten harshly as a child I believe that made me a better soldier for Christ

[Brother Gonzalez]

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Hi I’m Celina boy I’m from Celina I beat my kids and wife if need be
I am a Christian since birth and I was beaten harshly as a child I believe that made me a better soldier for Christ

While all of this could be true (the department of Faith will be in charge of the investigation) could you follow the simple instructions in this page and share with us your favorite Bible verses, which Church do you go and how did you started your walk with Jesus?


Many thanks in advance.


PS: Celina is a name of girl in latin american shitholes, so your username is shocking for me. Nevermind.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hi I’m Celina boy I’m from Celina I beat my kids and wife if need be
I am a Christian since birth and I was beaten harshly as a child I believe that made me a better soldier for Christ

That's a nice sentiment, but we here at Landover Baptist Church pay very careful attention to issues pertaining to Salvation. It is, after all, a matter of life and death. For example, while this is a common enough expression, it is a rather pithy saying that doesn't really tell us of your introduction and subsequent walk with Christ. For example, I doubt that while you were suckling at your mother's teat you had already confessed to Christ and accepted Him as your Savior, therefore, you couldn't have been a Christian "since birth." Why don't you tell us how He found you in that increasingly liberal cesspool of Texas.

[Basilissa]

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Hi I’m Celina boy I’m from Celina I beat my kids and wife if need be
I am a Christian since birth and I was beaten harshly as a child I believe that made me a better soldier for Christ

Hi Celina and to our Godly forum!

I see you are not that good at following directions. Will it help if I color-code them for ya? Just trying to be helpful!

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Celina Boy]

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Very sorry I thought for sure I posted the stuff it said to a demon in my computer must have deleted it
I currently do not go to church as I am looking for one as my hometown of Celina littered with babtiests
My favorite verse is And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

[Celina Boy]

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Also I came to Jesus after one particularly harsh beating in which my father said that I shouldn’t be playing with joos and started doing bible study and everything he told me

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Ah, Leviticus 24:16. A wonderful reminder of the LORD's Glory and Majesty and Jealousy. Tell me, since we cannot [yet] employ capital punishment against blasphemers (Romans 13:1-5; 1 Peter 2:13-17), how do you best like to correct the hapless sinner?

[Basilissa]

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Very sorry I thought for sure I posted the stuff it said to a demon in my computer must have deleted it
I currently do not go to church as I am looking for one as my hometown of Celina littered with babtiests

What is a babtiest, dear? Babylonian atheist? Tower of Babel builder? Baba Yaga's worshiper?!?

Also I came to Jesus after one particularly harsh beating in which my father said that I shouldn’t be playing with joos and started doing bible study and everything he told me

Thank you, Celina, for being the living proof that the Bible is 100% true:

Proverbs 19:18 - Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.

Proverbs 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

Proverbs 22:6 - Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

Proverbs 29:15 - The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left [to himself] bringeth his mother to shame.

[Celina Boy]

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A babyeist The ahetists baby’s that won’t stop trying to convert me to them
Blasphemers should suffer the death penalty of the cruelest type let them slowly starve to death give them water but no food it will take about 3 weeks (I knows this from my own experiences punishing blasphemous scum)

[Mary Etheldreda]

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A babyeist The ahetists baby’s that won’t stop trying to convert me to them
Blasphemers should suffer the death penalty of the cruelest type let them slowly starve to death give them water but no food it will take about 3 weeks (I knows this from my own experiences punishing blasphemous scum)

Are you confessing to a crime, Mr. Boy? Do you suggest the Holy Bible does not apply to you with regard to following the laws of the land?

[Brother Gonzalez]

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A babyeist The ahetists baby’s that won’t stop trying to convert me to them
Blasphemers should suffer the death penalty of the cruelest type let them slowly starve to death give them water but no food it will take about 3 weeks (I knows this from my own experiences punishing blasphemous scum)

Blasphemers of the Holy Ghost are already condemned to Hell, why should we care?


Matthew 12:31-32


31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.


32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

[Basilissa]

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Are you confessing to a crime, Mr. Boy? Do you suggest the Holy Bible does not apply to you with regard to following the laws of the land?

Maybe our new friend here is from Celina but spends a lot of time in Saudi Arabia? Because blasphemy in Saudi Arabia can be punished with death (depending on the severity of blasphemy, I suppose):

Saudi Arabia strives to protect its favored interpretation of Sunni Islam, known as Salalfism or Wahhabism, at the expense of freedom of expression. Saudi laws are a complex combination of Sharia, royal decrees, and fatwas issued by the Council of Senior Religious Scholars. In addition to the typical offenses of desecrating a Qur’an or insulting the Prophet Muhammad, a wide variety of crimes can be labeled as blasphemy. Punishments for blasphemy involve prison, fines, and lashing by whip, and can range up to death; torture is often utilized to extract confessions.
Source:

Maybe he works as a public executioner there? In this case, he might have his hands full:

Saudi Arabia remains one of the most prolific executioners in the world.
It is among the top three executioners worldwide, surpassed only by China and Iran, in Amnesty International’s latest global death penalty report.
At least 2,208 people executed between January 1985 and June 2015.
102 people executed between January and June 2015.
90 people executed in whole of 2014.
...
Beheadings are the most common execution method in Saudi Arabia, but some executions also carried out by firing squad.
Public executions typically take place in the public square of a town or city.
The death penalty in Saudi Arabia is used in violation of international human rights law and standards. Trials in capital cases are often held in secret and defendants are routinely denied access to lawyers.
People may be convicted solely on the basis of “confessions” obtained under torture, other ill-treatment or deception.
Non-lethal crimes including “adultery”, armed robbery, “apostasy”, drug-related offences, rape, “witchcraft” and “sorcery” are punishable by death.
Source:

[Celina Boy]

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I am a executioner in sadui Arbia but there are so many blasphemous scum against our Lord that I am constantly overwhelmed

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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I am a executioner in sadui Arbia but there are so many blasphemous scum against our Lord that I am constantly overwhelmed

Greetings Cellina. If your writing from Saudi Arabia (a country that is supposed to have not a single non-Muslim) then it means that the miracle of having new Churches in Arab Countries became true.

https://www.albawaba.com/editorchoic...ns-ksa-1126228

Now, tell us. Did the Saudi already elevated Christians from the status of being "infidels who deserve death" to "executioners"?

[Basilissa]

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Greetings Cellina. If your writing from Saudi Arabia (a country that is supposed to have not a single non-Muslim) then it means that the miracle of having new Churches in Arab Countries became true.

https://www.albawaba.com/editorchoic...ns-ksa-1126228

Now, tell us. Did the Saudi already elevated Christians from the status of being "infidels who deserve death" to "executioners"?

If I were you, I'd be cautious with this one, padrecito. First, this poster claims to be a male while sporting a clearly female name. Two, Celina claims to be from Texas but claims to live in Saudi Arabia, but he/she/it does not even know how to spell the name of that country. Three, if Celina does reside in Saudi Arabia, it is quite possible that he/she/it is simply trying to make enough money for a sex reassignment surgery. Four, if Celina does reside in Saudi Arabia and works for the state, he/she/it is probably a Muslim himself/herself/itself.

So, while I know you Catholic priests love to prey on young boys who are confused about their sexuality, this Celina person of unknown sex/gender might be a hard pill for you to swallow, if you know what I mean.