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  • GreatScott
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • May 2018
    • 14

    #1

    Hi

    I'm an American Christian guy. I'm also ridiculously boring. Born and raised a Christian.
    My favorite Bible verse is this:
    Romans 1:18
    - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
  • Diesel Stanford
    Unsaved trash aka The Flood of Disinformation
     
    • Apr 2018
    • 267

    #2
    Re: Hi

    Hello back, brother Scott. To which church do you go? How long have you been in the faith yet?
    Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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    • Thomas Taylor
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2012
      • 1486

      #3
      Re: Hi

      Mr. Diesel,

      I would be wary of this one. He has already confessed to being one of those asbergers that have been terrorizing schoolyards recently.


      Be very careful. He has a nasty turn of phrase.


      YIC
      TT
      Isaiah 66:15

      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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      • Diesel Stanford
        Unsaved trash aka The Flood of Disinformation
         
        • Apr 2018
        • 267

        #4
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
        Mr. Diesel,

        I would be wary of this one. He has already confessed to being one of those asbergers that have been terrorizing schoolyards recently.


        Be very careful. He has a nasty turn of phrase.


        YIC
        TT
        Hello Mr. Taylor, maybe he is just being honest. In 1 John 1:9 we can read: If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
        Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12993

          #5
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by GreatScott View Post
          I'm an American Christian guy. I'm also ridiculously boring. Born and raised a Christian.
          My favorite Bible verse is this:
          Romans 1:18
          - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
          Thank you for your introduction. Romans 1 is such a wonderful chapter. The Wrath of God you mention is directed against lesbians (Romans 1:26), gays (Romans 1:27), fornicators and all other kinds of sinners (Romans 1:29-31), all of whom are worthy of death:

          Romans 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • BrotherLarry
            Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2014
            • 2266

            #6
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by GreatScott View Post
            I'm an American Christian guy. I'm also ridiculously boring. Born and raised a Christian.
            My favorite Bible verse is this:
            Romans 1:18
            - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

            Mr. Great:


            Your first message here does prove your description. I can't stop yawning. Perhaps if you posted about things the men here need to know, you'd find a more enthusiasticable welcome. For instance, whether or not you're married, and if so how many sons do you have? Have you a handgun collection? Rifles? How many times have you read the Holy Bible and what special message does God speak to you as you peruse its Divine Pages? Have you ever had unnatural urges toward the same gender?


            What do you do each day to share Christ's love with others? Are witches a huge problem in your vicinity?


            May our LORD GOD bless you as you strive to serve him, and may you one day serve Him as perfectly as we do here.


            Christ's Light in the darkness,
            BrotherLarry
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #7
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by Diesel Stanford View Post
              Hello Mr. Taylor, maybe he is just being honest. In 1 John 1:9 we can read: If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
              The confessions of an unrepentant sinner are of no value to the LORD, dear. Mr. Scott would do well to put the old man of his nature to death (Romans 6:6-23; Ephesians 4:22-24) and be reborn as a new creature (2 Corinthians 5:17), perfect and free from Asperger's Syndrome.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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