[Modern Crusader]

Re: Hello! I’m Crusader.

To Brother Larry:
I did not get hung up on Judy, just so that is clear. As for your questions; I think there is a multitude of issues that equally contribute to the degeneration of humanity. I can only hope the Rapture comes soon.
I do own a stable of young, straight-teethed horses whom I tend myself. I am in my early 30s, and I would consider myself muscular.
I appreciate you asking these personal questions in a non-homer way. It seems all the more common that homers find the audacity to approach people such as myself who try their hardest to avoid a lifestyle of sin.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Hello! I’m Crusader.

I am Crusader. I found Jesus through reading the Holy Book, which my parents possessed. I do not go to a church; the area where I live is full of immorality and corruption, and the teachings of God are scarce. My favorite bible verse is 2 Samuel 23:6; “The sons of Belial shall be all of them as thorns thrust away, because they cannot be taken with hands.”

Hello Crusader and welcome to the forums.


When you say you read a Holy Book possessed by your parents I hope you mean that they owned it and did not actually possess it. I also hope that it was a KJV 1611 Holy Book as this is the only Book that cannot be possessed due to the fact that It contains the inerrant Word of God.


Proverbs 30:5
Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

What is the aim of your crusade? Please tell us more.


YIC
TT

[Modern Crusader]

Re: Hello! I’m Crusader.

To Thomas:
Of course I meant “owned” in this context.
As for my crusade, much of the Holy Land of America has been claimed by sin as I’m sure you know, and so I plan embarking on a quest to reclaim as much of it as I can from the heathens and restore respect for the commandments of God.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hello! I’m Crusader.

To Brother Larry:
I did not get hung up on Judy, just so that is clear. As for your questions; I think there is a multitude of issues that equally contribute to the degeneration of humanity. I can only hope the Rapture comes soon.
I do own a stable of young, straight-teethed horses whom I tend myself. I am in my early 30s, and I would consider myself muscular.
I appreciate you asking these personal questions in a non-homer way. It seems all the more common that homers find the audacity to approach people such as myself who try their hardest to avoid a lifestyle of sin.

There is no other way I could inquire about your physical attributes than in a strictly hetero fashion, as everyone in this forum will attest just how straight I am before the LORD my GOD. A photo of yourself would be appreciated at some time. Let us plan to break bread together before Jesus, also. I think our fellowship would be mutually fulfilling. However, this will have to wait until such time as you become on equal footing with us as a True Christian(TM). I simply have no time for pretenders in the faith as I am sure you understand.


BrotherLarry

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hello! I’m Crusader.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yaaasssssss, I love, love, LOVE Judy Garland!!!


But just to be clear, that biography was authored by John Meyer.

Brother Faith,


I admire your enthusiasm regarding Miss Garland. Surely God gifted this woman and it is sad that she squandered it away or allowed herself to be manipulated by evildoers who took her money away without conscience. Despicable.


I have quite a collection of her music. Perhaps we could spend a day in front of a fire listening to it?


BrotherLarry

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello! I’m Crusader.

Hello, I am wondering how I can become verified as a True Christian™.

Of course, dear. Your application has been received and your dossier is under review. Have patience - we do have a bit of a back log due to some staffing issues, so it may take a while. In the meantime, post thoughtfully and cite the Bible often.