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  • Jim C. Lombardo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2014
    • 565

    #31
    Re: New here just wondering what it's about

    Originally posted by Katminx View Post
    Everyone calls me Kat, I have two already, seems Mr Huchens has something against me.
    Miss Kitty,


    Mr. Hutchins, you will find, is one of the the sweetest Christian men you could ever hope to meet. If he seemingly holds a grudge against you, which I find extremely hard to believe, if it must mean you behaved less than decent.


    It is very unlady like to lie and put false words in an innocent man's mouth. Perhaps you should worry yourself over finding a proper Christian husband to beat the uncouth out of you, and pop some Soldiers for Trump into your womb before you become barren and uncomly.


    -Jim

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    • Katminx
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • May 2018
      • 17

      #32
      Re: New here just wondering what it's about

      Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
      Miss Kitty,


      Mr. Hutchins, you will find, is one of the the sweetest Christian men you could ever hope to meet. If he seemingly holds a grudge against you, which I find extremely hard to believe, if it must mean you behaved less than decent.


      It is very unlady like to lie and put false words in an innocent man's mouth. Perhaps you should worry yourself over finding a proper Christian husband to beat the uncouth out of you, and pop some Soldiers for Trump into your womb before you become barren and uncomly.


      -Jim
      I have never told a lie, 20 lashes from Daddy if I do, so I don't.

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      • Jim C. Lombardo
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Aug 2014
        • 565

        #33
        Re: New here just wondering what it's about

        You see Kitty, I don't know how to put this best, I know you're lying. Infractions are made known to members on this site by a big red button in the corner, and I don't see any evidence such an infraction was even made by Mr. Hutchins. I think you made up that infraction yourself which is very bad if you want to be Saved by Jesus®. Lying is a big sin, you know, and it really puts your Salvation© in jeopardy.



        Proverbs 19:9 A false witness will not go unpunished,
        and he who breathes out lies will perish.

        You are 15+ posts in and already making a shaky impression upon all the fine men on this Godly site. Do better!

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #34
          Re: New here just wondering what it's about

          Originally posted by Katminx View Post
          My Daddy says women are to stupid to vote so I was not allowed to.
          *Too

          And your daddy is correct.

          Proverbs 26:3 A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #35
            Re: New here just wondering what it's about

            Originally posted by Katminx View Post
            Then again, he did get locked up for sleeping with the mayor's 15 year old daughter.
            Was she betrothed? Andin a city? Did she call out? I hope so, for her sake.

            Deuteronomy 22:23-24 If a damsel [that is] a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, [being] in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.

            It is a real waste of a bride for a Godly Christian man if the woman had to be put to death.

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Roland
              Obese Swedish Meatball
              Delusional Forum Member
              • May 2014
              • 2193

              #36
              Re: New here just wondering what it's about

              Originally posted by Katminx View Post
              My Daddy says women are to stupid to vote so I was not allowed to.
              He probably said ¨women¨ because he didn´t want to single you out.
              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #37
                Re: New here just wondering what it's about

                Originally posted by Katminx View Post
                I don't know what I've done to you Sir, but if you call me a bitch again you won't like me. From here on out anything further from you will be considered harassment.
                Friend you seem to be speaking tongues. In no manner have I said anything without the upmost in courtesy. iwth your sharp tounge, I can only imagine you are one of those rug munching fem-nazis. Or perhaps Auntie Flo is visiting?
                We are merely a gentle group of like minded Christians who want to spread the love of God to all we come upon.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Katminx
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2018
                  • 17

                  #38
                  Re: New here just wondering what it's about

                  Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                  You see Kitty, I don't know how to put this best, I know you're lying. Infractions are made known to members on this site by a big red button in the corner, and I don't see any evidence such an infraction was even made by Mr. Hutchins. I think you made up that infraction yourself which is very bad if you want to be Saved by Jesus®. Lying is a big sin, you know, and it really puts your Salvation© in jeopardy.



                  Proverbs 19:9 A false witness will not go unpunished,
                  and he who breathes out lies will perish.

                  You are 15+ posts in and already making a shaky impression upon all the fine men on this Godly site. Do better!
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                  • Katminx
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • May 2018
                    • 17

                    #39
                    Re: New here just wondering what it's about

                    I've never seen people who call themselves christian act the way the people here do.

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12974

                      #40
                      Re: New here just wondering what it's about

                      Originally posted by Katminx View Post
                      Not sure, but his actions in the temple were well deserved.
                      I know, right?! Jesus is God which means everything Her does is right. When He drowned all of the children and animals in the flood, that was well deserved, too.

                      While it is a little sad to think about little dead puppies and kittens floating with dead human babies all around the Ark, it was well deserved indeed.

                      Originally posted by Katminx View Post
                      I've never seen people who call themselves christian act the way the people here do.
                      That's interesting. Maybe you have not encountered too many people who actually read the whole Bible before.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • gcjdavid
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2018
                        • 10

                        #41
                        Re: New here just wondering what it's about

                        Originally posted by Katminx View Post
                        My Daddy says women are to stupid to vote so I was not allowed to.
                        Indeed they are! Quite a number of politicians after the joke called women's suffrage promised nice hats and dresses for women. Doesn't that speak volumes about the folly of women?

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #42
                          Re: New here just wondering what it's about

                          Originally posted by Katminx View Post
                          I've never seen people who call themselves christian act the way the people here do.
                          Young lady, I doubt you have ever actually met a True Christian at you cat house. You see, life is not all kumbaya and marshmallows. It is hard work serving Jesus, being on your knees accepting His gifts of turgid love. You must bow your head and pray He forgives how utterly worthless you truly are. Now, you'll never be able to go to Heaven because you are just a female, but He may take pity on you and not inflict a lifetime of misery.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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