Hi I'd like to join

[268487697601]

I want to be a part of true Christianity TM. I came to find Jesus because the world seemed like it was doomed. I attend the church 'Murican Jesus World in southern Texas. My favorite bible verse is john 3 16 because I can order everything with john 3 16 printed on it.
I'd tried to get into other religions in the past but they all seemed too P C and sugar coated.

Thank you for your time
-god bless MURICA

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Hi I'd like to join

Please explain your username. It gives me the chills.

[Esther B.]

Re: Hi I'd like to join

I tried looking up your so called "church" and couldn't find anything. I also tried looking it up with the proper word "American" instead of your disrespectful spelling and still couldn't find anything. I think you're a lying troll who just wants to mock us. God hates liars, so I'd suggest you get yourself an KJV 1611 Bible and take a look at Proverbs 6:16-19, Proverbs 12:22, and Revelation 21:8.

[268487697601]

Re: Hi I'd like to join

Please explain your username. It gives me the chills.

Cat + keyboard = mistakes

As for Esther B, it IS a real church! And I'm sure everyone has room
For improvement to improve their grammer and reduce slang usage.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Hi I'd like to join

I tried looking up your so called "church" and couldn't find anything. I also tried looking it up with the proper word "American" instead of your disrespectful spelling and still couldn't find anything. I think you're a lying troll who just wants to mock us. God hates liars, so I'd suggest you get yourself an KJV 1611 Bible and take a look at Proverbs 6:16-19, Proverbs 12:22, and Revelation 21:8.

Thanks for your work, Esther, but let's not precipitate and let the department of Faith work here. Some Churches have to go undercover, specially in places where the Biblical law is far from a reality.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Hi I'd like to join

Cat + keyboard = mistakes

As for Esther B, it IS a real church! And I'm sure everyone has room
For improvement to improve their grammer and reduce slang usage.

So are you male or female?

[268487697601]

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So are you male or female?

I am a french fry

[BrotherLarry]

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I hope you won't mind if I call you "2" for short. I am a busy young man and I don't have time to type that many numbers at one sitting.


I bid you a cautious welcome, "2." Cautious why? Because your church seems made up and you fell back on a very popular verse which is only useful if 3:17 is included. Next, you found Jesus because the world seemed doomed? Exactly HOW did you find Jesus - not WHY, but HOW?


The True Christian™ love that you will find here is unsurpassed but until the Dept of Faith does their work I must remain at a distance from you. I do welcome you to the forums. We are kind and gracious people with a great dedication to Christ and His Kingdom.


If you read more of my posts you'll see that I am also a great thinker and follow all the Bible's Sacred Teachings. May you be like me someday.


Revelation 22:12 - Read it!
BrotherLarry

[Basilissa]

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I'm sure everyone has room
For improvement to improve their grammer and reduce slang usage.

What is a grammer and do I really need it? Is it an animal? Plant? Furniture? Appliance? App?

I'm really curious, dear!

[268487697601]

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What is a grammer and do I really need it? Is it an animal? Plant? Furniture? Appliance? App?

I'm really curious, dear!

It's just somethin that makes you sound bester.

[Basilissa]

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It's just somethin that makes you sound bester.

I see that you lack both in the grammar and spelling departments.

Assuming you meant that this word I'm unfamiliar with, "grammer," is "something that makes you sound better," do you mean something like this?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I see that you lack both in the grammar and spelling departments.

Assuming you meant that this word I'm unfamiliar with, "grammer," is "something that makes you sound better," do you mean something like this?

She may may be referring to her grand mother?

YIC

[Thomas Taylor]

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She may may be referring to her grand mother?

YIC

Or possibly she is considering a small community in Rock Creek, Indiana.

[Vengeance Puriel]

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It's just somethin that makes you sound bester.

and I thought I was bad before wow.

[Didymus Much]

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and I thought I was bad before wow.

I must have missed wow happening. Were you there?