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  • GodIsNotReal69
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2018
    • 1

    #1

    Intro

    Hello, I'm a LGBT supporter, believe in the inclusion of non-white people in America, hater of Trump, loves to play RPG and shooter video games like World of Warcraft, TF2, and Fortnite, doesn't believe in the entire bible, and loves to masturbate and watch pornography. I feel welcome here!
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12982

    #2
    Re: Intro

    Oh, goodie, another teenager who thinks he/she/it can enrage someone by saying something utterly stupid. Color me unimpressed, sweetie.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Intro

      Originally posted by GodIsNotReal69 View Post
      Hello, I'm a LGBT supporter who... doesn't believe in the entire bible,
      it's good to know that there are parts of the Bible that you do believe in. Maybe something like this will help you get more into the Bible?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Dana723
        Forum member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2017
        • 771

        #4
        Re: Intro

        Well, good. You're going to Hell. No need to say hello then.
        Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
        1 Corinthians 11:13

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        • BrotherLarry
          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2262

          #5
          Re: Intro

          Sorry, I was yawning. Did someone come in?
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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          • Jasonaldean
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jun 2018
            • 2

            #6
            Re: Intro

            Hello everyone,Welcome in this forum.

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14407

              #7
              Re: Intro

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              I would say this is the worst introduction ever..
              . . . . .[I'm sure if you wait within a couple of posts something will turn up]
              .

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: Intro

                Mitza, thank you for bringing this to my attention. The Lord really does like to test us sometimes, doesn't He?
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                • Vengeance Puriel
                  Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2018
                  • 324

                  #9
                  Re: Intro

                  Originally posted by GodIsNotReal69 View Post
                  Hello, I'm a LGBT supporter, believe in the inclusion of non-white people in America, hater of Trump, loves to play RPG and shooter video games like World of Warcraft, TF2, and Fortnite, doesn't believe in the entire bible, and loves to masturbate and watch pornography. I feel welcome here!
                  Fortnite sucks, you need to believe the whole Bible as it is the Word of God in his own word, What did Donald Trump ever do to you to be hated? Masterbation makes your pickel unable to procreate (not that you should) and porn is lusting after a harlot, Video games make you lazy and distract you from God's Word. Everything else is just you sinning not winning.
                  -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                  -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                  -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                  • B A P H O M E T
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Oct 2018
                    • 30

                    #10
                    Re: Intro

                    I hope we at Landover Baptist Church can convert you from your sinful ways into a True Christian and beyond. If Saul could do it, so could you.

                    But what you need to do is repent as if your life depends on it. Because it does. It really does.

                    Would you rather be among God's most favored in Heaven, or eternally roasting on a spit in the fires of Hell?

                    Think about this. You could be cleansed of this putrid filth once and for all! Let the Christ Jesus into your heart and you will surely be saved.

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                    • Brother D. Thomas
                      Not the sharpest crayon in the box
                      Cherry picker on his way to Hell
                      • Feb 2013
                      • 176

                      #11
                      Re: Intro

                      Originally posted by GodIsNotReal69 View Post
                      Hello, I'm a LGBT supporter, believe in the inclusion of non-white people in America, hater of Trump, loves to play RPG and shooter video games like World of Warcraft, TF2, and Fortnite, doesn't believe in the entire bible, and loves to masturbate and watch pornography. I feel welcome here!


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                      GINR69,

                      Uh, since we're on the subject, what kind of porn do you like to watch? I've heard that some porn videos actually show the ungodly woman being violated by horses, German Shepards, and the like! Do you watch any porn of this nature? We can only gain solace in knowing that our Yahweh/Jesus god said that this ungodly act is a perversion, as if the woman needs any further reason to disgust our God!

                      "Neither shall you lie with any animal to defile yourself with it: neither shall any woman stand before an animal to lie down with it: it is perversion." (Leviticus 18:23)



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                      • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                        Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                         
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 6574

                        #12
                        Re: Intro

                        You call yourself a "supporter" of this and a "hater" of that, yet you have done nothing to change our minds.

                        You simply showed up, declared that you have an opinion. Might work among conformist "NPC" liberals, but over here, we need actual reasons to change our minds. Have you heard about the Scientific Method?
                        Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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