I could use some help

[Jeff h. Eheim]

Greetings, friends. I have wanted to move to God's holy land, America, for quite some time now, but due to being imprisoned for my beliefs I could not. I was arrested for sharing the secret behind the great taste of my wife's pies, which the unsaved heathens didn't like.

Germanistan, where I was born, doesn't let me practice True Christianity™: The Jewrman law prohibits the act of diciplining your wife the True Christian™ way. The Jews in the Neo Gestapo that is the police also accused me of being a nazi! Me, a god fearing Christian man, a NAZI? I only told them the truth! But they didn't like hearing that all jews, catholics and other heathens deserved to burn in eternal HELLFIRE.


Anyways, I moved to America with my wife as soon as the Unsaved FILTH let me out of jail. The only problem being, the Jewish rats stole my children, so they're still trapped in the unholy lands of Gaymany! And more importantly they stole my firearms! Pray for my 6 children, pray that I can get them here to give them a good old spanking. They deserve a Christian Upbringing. And pray for my Guns.



God Bless you, God Bless America!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: I could use some help

Greetings, friends. I have wanted to move to God's holy land, America, for quite some time now, but due to being imprisoned for my beliefs I could not. I was arrested for sharing the secret behind the great taste of my wife's pies, which the unsaved heathens didn't like.

Germanistan, where I was born, doesn't let me practice True Christianity™: The Jewrman law prohibits the act of diciplining your wife the True Christian™ way. The Jews in the Neo Gestapo that is the police also accused me of being a nazi! Me, a god fearing Christian man, a NAZI? I only told them the truth! But they didn't like hearing that all jews, catholics and other heathens deserved to burn in eternal HELLFIRE.

Anyways, I moved to America with my wife as soon as the Unsaved FILTH let me out of jail. The only problem being, the Jewish rats stole my children, so they're still trapped in the unholy lands of Gaymany! And more importantly they stole my firearms! Pray for my 6 children, pray that I can get them here to give them a good old spanking. They deserve a Christian Upbringing. And pray for my Guns.

God Bless you, God Bless America!

Dear Friend,

Your heart seems to be in the right place but, based on the inefficacy of your campaign, there is still something missing from your perfection.

Matthew 21:22
And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.

Or perhaps you've only relied on the secular authorities and failed to ask help from the one agency that can grant you anything you want - Jesus Christ! I suggest you concentrate on prayer, browse our Godly Forum and provide your own comments on the burning issues that we discuss here. If you persist in growing in Godliness, Jesus will provide! Praise Jesus! You might also want to tell us about your begetting and how you deal with the disgusting aspects of procreation, i.e., conjugal relations.


Yours In Christ,

Elmer

[Jeff h. Eheim]

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Matthew 21:22
And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.

Or perhaps you've only relied on the secular authorities and failed to ask help from the one agency that can grant you anything you want - Jesus Christ! I suggest you concentrate on prayer, browse our Godly Forum and provide your own comments on the burning issues that we discuss here. If you persist in growing in Godliness, Jesus will provide! Praise Jesus!

I pray every day to the Lord Jesus Christ for the chance to use my guns again. I bought myself a few guns here in America, so I can protect myself from unsaved heathens. As for the forum browsing, I have read through many posts on this Gift From God of a website, and I see you are True men and women of Jesus Christ's Holy Book.

You might also want to tell us about your begetting and how you deal with the disgusting aspects of procreation, i.e., conjugal relations.

I was raised in a Christian household by my two white Christian parents and I keep the Christian ways of marriage as my father did. I have punished my wife each 6 times we've had intercourse, since it's an imoral thing of her to do in the face of God.


God bless you Elmer.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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I think Germany is way better today than yesterday, because the sinful soccer playing is out of the scene now.

I hope you are as happy as I am for Germany being out of the World Cup. Because now Germany can focus on God and Jesus Christ and leave soccer for others.


YES WE ARE SO HAPPY! PRAISE THE LORD!

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I could use some help

I pray every day to the Lord Jesus Christ for the chance to use my guns again. I bought myself a few guns here in America, so I can protect myself from unsaved heathens. As for the forum browsing, I have read through many posts on this Gift From God of a website, and I see you are True men and women of Jesus Christ's Holy Book.

I was raised in a Christian household by my two white Christian parents and I keep the Christian ways of marriage as my father did. I have punished my wife each 6 times we've had intercourse, since it's an imoral thing of her to do in the face of God.


God bless you Elmer.

Dear Jeff,


Looks like you have a problem with the missus. You need to show her who wears the trousers in your house, I hope she is not one of those Merkalites as that could lead to a lot of trouble. I know a lot of Outlanders of your variety and most of them were lutherans which is just the same as catlicks. I hope you are not that way inclined.


Anyway on to more important things. How can the act of procreation be immoral? Messy, yes, distasteful, yes, uncomfortable, yes, but never immoral. God himself tells us to do the deed


Genesis 1:28 - And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


In addition, the bed and the marriage are honorable things, as long as there are no hookers and whatnot involved


Hebrews 13:4 - Marriage [is] honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.


Psalms 127:3 - Lo, children [are] an heritage of the LORD: [and] the fruit of the womb [is his] reward.


The main thing is that you take a young wife into your fold, God tells us this very clearly


1 Timothy 5:14 - I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully


I hope this all helps. I think that as long as you stick to the rules and don't bring any hookers home you should be alright.


YIC
TT

[gcjdavid]

Re: I could use some help

Greetings, friends. I have wanted to move to God's holy land, America, for quite some time now, but due to being imprisoned for my beliefs I could not. I was arrested for sharing the secret behind the great taste of my wife's pies, which the unsaved heathens didn't like.

Germanistan, where I was born, doesn't let me practice True Christianity™: The Jewrman law prohibits the act of diciplining your wife the True Christian™ way. The Jews in the Neo Gestapo that is the police also accused me of being a nazi! Me, a god fearing Christian man, a NAZI? I only told them the truth! But they didn't like hearing that all jews, catholics and other heathens deserved to burn in eternal HELLFIRE.


Anyways, I moved to America with my wife as soon as the Unsaved FILTH let me out of jail. The only problem being, the Jewish rats stole my children, so they're still trapped in the unholy lands of Gaymany! And more importantly they stole my firearms! Pray for my 6 children, pray that I can get them here to give them a good old spanking. They deserve a Christian Upbringing. And pray for my Guns.



God Bless you, God Bless America!

Nice to hear that you enjoy a deep relationship with God in a Satanic country. I too come from a oppressive country with a government which evil knows no bounds. Just last week, they stormed our underground congregation and I somehow escaped being caught by the commies. Since your children are still in Jewrmany but you have already left, won't they be in danger? I'm afraid they could be made into sausages. I am praying that the spirit of Yahweh is by them and they do not get into danger.


Would you like to share with us your favourite Bible verse and how you found Jesus?

[Basilissa]

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Hello Mr. Ehem. You seem like a very friendly fellow, to the Godliest corner of the Internet!

[Jeff h. Eheim]

Re: I could use some help

Dear Jeff,


Looks like you have a problem with the missus. You need to show her who wears the trousers in your house, I hope she is not one of those Merkalites as that could lead to a lot of trouble. I know a lot of Outlanders of your variety and most of them were lutherans which is just the same as catlicks. I hope you are not that way inclined.


Anyway on to more important things. How can the act of procreation be immoral? Messy, yes, distasteful, yes, uncomfortable, yes, but never immoral. God himself tells us to do the deed


Genesis 1:28 - And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


In addition, the bed and the marriage are honorable things, as long as there are no hookers and whatnot involved


Hebrews 13:4 - Marriage [is] honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.


Psalms 127:3 - Lo, children [are] an heritage of the LORD: [and] the fruit of the womb [is his] reward.


The main thing is that you take a young wife into your fold, God tells us this very clearly


1 Timothy 5:14 - I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully


I hope this all helps. I think that as long as you stick to the rules and don't bring any hookers home you should be alright.


YIC
TT

I must apologise for miswording my statement. My wife enjoys the act of penetration to a sinful degree, and she does not respect her role in that regard:
1 Corinthians 11:3
"But I would haue you knowe, that the head of euery man is Christ: and the head of the woman is the man, and the head of Christ is God."


I know through the word of Jesus Christ, the Lord Himself, that every person is a sinner, so I am punishing my wife for that reason. Unlike Jesus I do not forgive any sins in my household, that is up to Him, the Almighty Savior.

God Bless you Thomas.