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  • ThisFrontalLobeisSick
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2018
    • 1

    #1

    True Christians will be saved by God

    I just found this little cult. It is awesome. I didn't know I could find so much bigotry, hate, and ignorance in one place.
    Keep up the good work, people. I'm gonna have a wonderful time laughing at your posts
  • scottmerriweather
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2018
    • 42

    #2
    Re: True Christians will be saved by God

    Friend,


    You must be mistaking LBC for a satanic group...
    When did you accept Jesus into your life? What Church do you attend?
    and what is your favorite Bible verse? Please keep in mind that LBC uses the KJV 1611 Bible so please refer to that!


    If you are here to mock God and baby Jesus, you're going to be in for a rude awakening!


    Galatians 6:7 King James Version (KJV)

    7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
    In Jesus' Service,

    Scott Merriweather

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #3
      Re: True Christians will be saved by God

      Originally posted by ThisFrontalLobeisSick View Post
      I just found this little cult. It is awesome. I didn't know I could find so much bigotry, hate, and ignorance in one place...
      When did you visit the White House? Did you take pictures?

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14477

        #4
        Re: True Christians will be saved by God

        Landover is not a cult. Perhaps you're thinking of the Moonies?

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: True Christians will be saved by God

          Originally posted by ThisFrontalLobeisSick View Post
          I just found this little cult. It is awesome. I didn't know I could find so much bigotry, hate, and ignorance in one place.
          Keep up the good work, people. I'm gonna have a wonderful time laughing at your posts
          Welcome friend, to Christianity!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Thomas Taylor
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2012
            • 1486

            #6
            Re: True Christians will be saved by God

            Originally posted by ThisFrontalLobeisSick View Post
            I just found this little cult. It is awesome. I didn't know I could find so much bigotry, hate, and ignorance in one place.
            Keep up the good work, people. I'm gonna have a wonderful time laughing at your posts
            Dear Mr. Sick,


            Welcome to the forum. I know, it is awesome isn't it? I don't understand what you mean about bigotry and hatred though. We follow the Word of God (KJV 1611) to the letter. Every Word in the Good Book literally means what it says. We believe this and, above all, have Faith that God will guide us correctly.


            I hope you enjoy your time here with us and, who knows, maybe you will see that our Belief is the only way to go.


            YIC
            TT
            Isaiah 66:15

            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14477

              #7
              Re: True Christians will be saved by God

              Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
              Dear Mr. Sick,


              Welcome to the forum. I know, it is awesome isn't it? I don't understand what you mean about bigotry and hatred though. We follow the Word of God (KJV 1611) to the letter. Every Word in the Good Book literally means what it says. We believe this and, above all, have Faith that God will guide us correctly.


              I hope you enjoy your time here with us and, who knows, maybe you will see that our Belief is the only way to go.


              YIC
              TT
              Yes, the real bigots are the ones who reject God's Love and follow secularism or the humanist agenda blindly with no regard for what will happen as a result. So many people accept false ideas these days.
              II Thessalonians 2:1, 3 Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him.….Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition

              Multiple liars have arisen promoting false ideas, which they knew to be false at the time of course because actual evidence refutes their claims regardless of how many believed what they were told afterwards, and powerful organs have arisen based on those lies. But they are not organs of love. They are organs of hate. Daniel 7:2-26 Jesus has promised that He will deal with them appropriately by extermination and establish His Everlasting Kingdom, quite soon now, as He explained to Daniel using horns. To whom shall the greatness of that Kingdom be given? To the proud and boastful? Or to the meek and humble.
              Daniel 7: 27-28 And the kingdom and dominion, and the greatness of the kingdom under the whole heaven, shall be given to the people of the saints of the most High, whose kingdom is an everlasting kingdom, and all dominions shall serve and obey him. Hitherto is the end of the matter. As for me Daniel, my cogitations much troubled me, and my countenance changed in me: but I kept the matter in my heart.

              Daniel kept the matter in his heart by writing it down so that we would know too.

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              • Vengeance Puriel
                Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2018
                • 324

                #8
                Re: True Christians will be saved by God

                Originally posted by ThisFrontalLobeisSick View Post
                I just found this little cult. It is awesome. I didn't know I could find so much bigotry, hate, and ignorance in one place.
                Keep up the good work, people. I'm gonna have a wonderful time laughing at your posts
                You got it all wrong this is God's favorite most accurate Church on the planet. This is the only place you will find teaching of the whole Bible not just the good parts that sound good.
                -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12992

                  #9
                  Re: True Christians will be saved by God

                  Originally posted by Vengeance Puriel View Post
                  This is the only place you will find teaching of the whole Bible not just the good parts that sound good.

                  Amen, dear. I might be overly optimistic here, but it seems you are finally beginning to understand something.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Gay wilson
                    Unsaved trash
                    • May 2016
                    • 33

                    #10
                    Re: True Christians will be saved by God

                    yeap true faggots suck balls christians are nothing but whiny fags like didysmuch who sucks cranky old mans balls.
                    I'm angry because my teacher won't let me sniff toilet seats

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #11
                      Re: True Christians will be saved by God

                      Originally posted by Gay wilson View Post
                      yeap true faggots suck balls christians are nothing but whiny fags like didysmuch who sucks cranky old mans balls.
                      Tough week to be 11, Ray?

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14477

                        #12
                        Re: True Christians will be saved by God

                        Maybe it's postmodern dadaist poetry?

                        Depends where you put the commas.

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                        • scottmerriweather
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jul 2018
                          • 42

                          #13
                          Re: True Christians will be saved by God

                          Why the hostility festival there, friend? What did they ever do to you? Instead of being as hostile as you are, how about praying to Jesus to find True Salvation(tm)?


                          Revelation 3:20 King James Version (KJV)

                          20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

                          Originally posted by Gay wilson View Post
                          yeap true faggots suck balls christians are nothing but whiny fags like didysmuch who sucks cranky old mans balls.
                          In Jesus' Service,

                          Scott Merriweather

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