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  • Mezon DumbSh*t
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    • Sep 2008
    • 14

    #1

    Hello.

    I found this website through a friend of mine and I think it's nice to see a website dedicated to Christianity.

    One thing concerns me,however:

    Why is it that everyone acts like an immature three-year old?

    Your faith is unquestionable, but the fact that you resort to insults to attempt to make your point clear(By the way, changing my username was uncalled for.) makes people,instead, write you all of as childish, evil people. If God didn't love ALL of his children(AKA: the entire world: "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, so whosoever believed in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life"~ John 3:16) He would have sent Jesus down to destroy us all right then.

    Also, doesn't the bible say to:

    "Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse" ~Romans 12:14

    "Do not repay evil with evil or insult with insult, but with blessing, because to this you were called so that you may inherit a blessing" ~1 Peter 3:9

    "Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness. Whoever loves his brother lives in the light, and there is nothing in him to make him stumble" ~1 John 2:9-10

    "Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing" ~Luke 23:34

    Am I missing something here? Why are you so hateful?
    "Non-believers can't be considered citizens or patriots...this is one nation under God." --George H. W. Bush, 41st President of the United States

    ^ the above statement was originally bible scriptures, tell me then, why was it replaced by a sad attempt to insult me? I do believe in Jesus, otherwise I would be an athiest.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22885

    #2
    Re: Hello.

    Originally posted by Mezon DumbSh*t View Post
    [...]Also, doesn't the bible say to:

    "Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse" ~Romans 12:14
    No, it says, Ro:12:14: Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not. Are you claiming to persecute us then?

    "Do not repay evil with evil or insult with insult, but with blessing, because to this you were called so that you may inherit a blessing" ~1 Peter 3:9
    No, it says, 1Pe:3:9: Not rendering evil for evil, or railing for railing: but contrariwise blessing; knowing that ye are thereunto called, that ye should inherit a blessing. We are delivering the Word of God - Do you consider that evil?

    "Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness. Whoever loves his brother lives in the light, and there is nothing in him to make him stumble" ~1 John 2:9-10
    No it says, 1Jo:2:9: He that saith he is in the light, and hateth his brother, is in darkness even until now. 1Jo:2:10: He that loveth his brother abideth in the light, and there is none occasion of stumbling in him. There is no hatred here, other than the hatred God and Jesus command of us. We tell it as it is, not as you want to hear it.

    "Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing" ~Luke 23:34
    No, it says,
    Lu:23:34: Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do. And they parted his raiment, and cast lots. I am at a loss and concerned that you should take this verse and use it in anyway other than in its full context. There is Jesus, just about to buy the farm, there are the soldiers sharing out the spoils and you use this to what purpose? You have already seen that we follow every word of the Bible KJV1611 - are you suggesting that we should not? What are you an atheist or a Catlick?
    Am I missing something here?
    Yes, Salvation.
    Why are you so hateful?
    see my signature.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Mezon DumbSh*t
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      • Sep 2008
      • 14

      #3
      Re: Hello.

      ... Does it matter what translation it is? Both of those translations mean exactly the same thing. -.-

      If God does not hate us, neither should you.

      The bible also says about judgement(whether your Translation is different or not, they will both mean the same thing):

      “Judge NOT, that you be not judged” ~Matthew 7:1

      In otherwords, Jesus gives me the right to make an equally judgemental statement.(not necesserily about the same thing you judge me on)

      So if you can say that "I will burn in hell", then I can say "you, sir, are as hateful as you are immature, which is saying alot..." The difference is mine is based on obvious fact...God's judgement will take place on "Judgement day" Untill then we are being tested, and tried...none of the our fates are sealed...(except, perhaps, the dead)


      As to my Spiritual Alligiance, I am neither Catholic nor Athiestic. I do not associate myself with any religion that is merely "based" off of Christianity. I read the Bible, and that is my religion.
      "Non-believers can't be considered citizens or patriots...this is one nation under God." --George H. W. Bush, 41st President of the United States

      ^ the above statement was originally bible scriptures, tell me then, why was it replaced by a sad attempt to insult me? I do believe in Jesus, otherwise I would be an athiest.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22885

        #4
        Re: Hello.

        Originally posted by Mezon DumbSh*t View Post
        ... Does it matter what translation it is? Both of those translations mean exactly the same thing. -.-
        That is about your 10th mistake so far - only KJV1611 is the inerrant Word of God - all subsequent publications contain the words of man and are invariably deceptions introduced at the behest of Satan, the Father of Lies.

        If God does not hate us, neither should you.
        Who is this 'us'?

        The bible also says about judgement (whether your Translation is different or not, they will both mean the same thing):
        KJV 1611 is God's Word, what you write is not. Landover follows God's Word. Do not make the mistake of assuming you can leave out any jot or tittle nor that any part of the Law has been altered.

        “Judge NOT, that you be not judged” ~Matthew 7:1
        ...indeed. Let us look at M't:6:33: But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you. 34: Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. which precede it. Let us look at what follows. If the Saved are fit to judge angels and are urged to judge earthly matters, where is the mote and beam?

        In otherwords, Jesus gives me the right to make an equally judgemental statement.(not necesserily about the same thing you judge me on)
        No, you are not Saved. I doubt you are Christian - I doubt you are even reach the standard of a false Christian.

        So if you can say that "I will burn in hell", then I can say "you, sir, are as hateful as you are immature, which is saying alot..."
        No sir, this is not a judgment, it is a statement. I do not say you will burn in Hell, I say, your behavior is such that it palpably offends against God's Law and He is careful who he choses to accept into Paradise and is equally careful as to those He reprobates. You may at anytime repent and seek Salvation.
        The difference is mine is based on obvious fact...God's judgement will take place on "Judgement day" Untill then we are being tested, and tried...none of the our fates are sealed...(except, perhaps, the dead)
        I think I just wrote that a few lines above... do try to keep up...

        As to my Spiritual Alligiance, I am neither Catholic nor Athiestic(?). I do not associate myself with any religion that is merely "based" off of Christianity. I read the Bible, and that is my religion.
        ...but you do NOT read the Bible. You read some godless work of man, a man influenced by Satan. If you agree that the works of Godly Foreign writers (there must be some) are best read in the original, if you agree that real leather is better than plastic, if you believe that a fine Burgundy is better than a cheap Algerian red, then you will agree that KJV 1611 is the only Bible worthy of being read.

        I wish you God's speed - I see you appear to be backsliding to the Pits of Brimstone - I have done my best.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hello.

          RE: your screen name, we do not allow foreign gibberish names nor do we allow references to gay mario games. That is what you came here for. Please take a look at our "Welcome" message HERE. Also THIS thread for new posters might help you look less foolish.

          You are about as Christian as a fencepost boy. The difference between the one true Bible (KJV1611) and all the other 3,000+ false versions floating around out these is that God Almighty gave us the KJV. Take a look at THIS sermon of mine for more details.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • bloodytroll
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            • Sep 2008
            • 2

            #6
            Re: Hello.

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            That is about your 10th mistake so far - only KJV1611 is the inerrant Word of God - all subsequent publications contain the words of man and are invariably deceptions introduced at the behest of Satan, the Father of Lies.

            Who is this 'us'?

            KJV 1611 is God's Word, what you write is not. Landover follows God's Word. Do not make the mistake of assuming you can leave out any jot or tittle nor that any part of the Law has been altered.

            ...indeed. Let us look at M't:6:33: But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you. 34: Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. which precede it. Let us look at what follows. If the Saved are fit to judge angels and are urged to judge earthly matters, where is the mote and beam?

            No, you are not Saved. I doubt you are Christian - I doubt you are even reach the standard of a false Christian.

            No sir, this is not a judgment, it is a statement. I do not say you will burn in Hell, I say, your behavior is such that it palpably offends against God's Law and He is careful who he choses to accept into Paradise and is equally careful as to those He reprobates. You may at anytime repent and seek Salvation.I think I just wrote that a few lines above... do try to keep up...

            ...but you do NOT read the Bible. You read some godless work of man, a man influenced by Satan. If you agree that the works of Godly Foreign writers (there must be some) are best read in the original, if you agree that real leather is better than plastic, if you believe that a fine Burgundy is better than a cheap Algerian red, then you will agree that KJV 1611 is the only Bible worthy of being read.

            I wish you God's speed - I see you appear to be backsliding to the Pits of Brimstone - I have done my best.
            fuck u u hypocrite....u know nothing
            and quit judging ppl!!
            I'm as crazy as a loon.

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            • bloodytroll
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              • Sep 2008
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              #7
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by 6blood263rush6 View Post
              piffle u u hypocrite....u know nothing
              and quit judging ppl!!
              piffle? wtf is piffle?

              and i wanna know why *bunny rabbit$* like u think these kinds of words r wrong
              Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 09-12-2008, 06:30 AM. Reason: Watch your tongue! You may type in some sort of sodomite code, but we can still make out the bad words!
              I'm as crazy as a loon.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: Hello.

                Originally posted by 6blood263rush6 View Post
                piffle u u hypocrite....u know nothing
                and quit judging ppl!!
                Words and random letters. Is this some kind of homosexual code?
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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
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                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309

                  #9
                  Re: Hello.

                  Originally posted by 6blood263rush6 View Post
                  piffle? wtf is piffle?

                  and i wanna know why *bunny rabbit$* like u think these kinds of words r wrong
                  Just relax and breathe. In . . out . . . in . . .out . . .nice and calm . . .in . . . out . . . OK easy . . .Use your words . . . Tell us in complete words, sentences are too much right now . . . keep calm . . . tell us about your pain . . . about why you are so angry . . . let Jesus calm you . . . easy now . . . that's better . . .OK . . .alright . . .now post. It'll be OK.
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                  • Jean Poole
                    Mother of 20
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 384

                    #10
                    Re: Hello.

                    6blood263rush6

                    Three sixes? Is the Devil attempting to infiltrate Landover?
                    God hates Seth Cochrane.

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