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I wish to get saved!
The time has come!
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My introduction.
My name is Biblewarrior2003. After I learned the devil mind controlled me to steal cookies and get in trouble I was shocked! Since then, I have wanted to beat up the devil with my Bible!
I have no degrees in theology or anything, but I take great interest.
I have been studying nuclear physics so I can make an atomic bomb to drop on NASA for being run by the devil.
I wish to become a member here so I can have help shooting the devil and do so with like-minded believers.
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Your IP address is being forwarded to the appropriate authorities as we speak. Expect a SWAT team at your doors soon!Originally posted by Biblewarrior2003 View Post
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Re: I wish to get saved!
What steps have you taken to try to become a good, saved, proper Christian?"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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I do not understand. Are you demanding that God accommodate you? Don't you think He is more concerned with the growth of mooslimesOriginally posted by Biblewarrior2003 View Post
and the gaysexual agenda and less about a single person?
I pray every single day I am alive that God will hold me tight to His Firm Bosoms(tm) and nurture me with His Everlasting Love(r). There is no guarantee (read the bible, you will see, no warranty) that if you follow all of the required steps in His Gracious Manual of Christianity Operation(C) that He will be there when your time is up. Pray and Tithe. Stay in line. Do not Question His Divine Plans(tm). The only certain thing in life is death and if you do not Pray all the Time, is a quick kick in the can to an eternity in Hell.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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He obviously hasn't even been arsed to look at the top sticky thread in this subforum: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! so initiative doesn't seem to be his "thing".Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
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It takes a very special kind of stupidity - not to mention ignorance of the Bible - to even threaten to nuke your own country. I suppose it's reassuring that anyone that dumb would be incapable of carrying out the threat. But you are wise to report him, Sister Basilissa.Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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Why did your parents called you with such a horrible name?
I mean, weren't LaMarcus or DeShawn or LoMenzo available at the time? Kanye? Diddy?
Best,
Brother G.1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.Comment
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Then why does your profile say you live in: Remote Pensilvania? Two different places?Originally posted by Biblewarrior2003 View PostJudge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13Comment
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I've put a call in to the DoFOriginally posted by Basilissa View PostYour IP address is being forwarded to the appropriate authorities as we speak. Expect a SWAT team at your doors soon!
As always, Bobby-Joe and the boys are on top of it. I have no doubt someone will be spending a lot of time in a Prayer Closet(r) for some time to get their mind right.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Trump I'm sure will take care of the matter personally as the FBI and CIA are godless liars who won't help Trump. Imagine the D̶i̶s̶t̶r̶a̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ positive publicity this will have for our president who is going through so much trouble currently. On another note, this man is a looney.My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).Comment
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