Hi friends

[NeoHeist]

I am NeoChrist, founder of Jesusism and Neo-Christianity.


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[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Neo.


So Neil, I am happy to see you have decided that being a suicide bomber is not a good 'fit' for you and you realized that God/Jesus/The Holy Ghost is the right way to live out your final days.


What is your favorite passage in the KJV?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Hello .. I've never heard of "Jesusism" - is it one of those idolatrous sects?

Welcome to Landover, I'm sure that your walk with Christ will benefit from appropriate Bible study and through guidance from the Pastoral team.

[Faith_Machine]

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Worst introduction I've ever read.

Boy, how old are you, where do you attend church, what is your favorite Bible verse, and what do you do for a living?

[NeoHeist]

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Hi. Jesusism you ask? Favorite biblical verse you ask? Alright:


The Gospel of Jesus


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[NeoHeist]

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Welcome Neo.


So Neil, I am happy to see you have decided that being a suicide bomber is not a good 'fit' for you and you realized that God/Jesus/The Holy Ghost is the right way to live out your final days.


What is your favorite passage in the KJV?

I'll post <<<mad ramblings that are not in the Holy Bible removed for the sake of easily impressionable women and children>>>.

[Faith_Machine]

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Boy, I'm not reading through all that sacrilegious nonsense, and I'm sorry whatever demon possesses you compelled you to waste so much time writing it.

Change your username to something that's not a direct insult to our faith, and then we'll talk further.

[NeoHeist]

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Boy, I'm not reading through all that sacrilegious nonsense, and I'm sorry whatever demon possesses you compelled you to waste so much time writing it.

Change your username to something that's not a direct insult to our faith, and then we'll talk further.

NeoChristianity is better than Christianity

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1:011 Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven Churches which are in Earth; unto The Vatican, and unto Eastern Orthodox Church, and unto The Protestant Church, and unto Oriental Orthodox Church, and unto The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, and unto The Church of Restorationism and Nontrinitarianism, and unto The Gnostic Churches. Do not think that i have come to disunite my believers, but rather to gather them under one church.

[Faith_Machine]

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Given that the BS you're quoting and linking to was obviously written in modern times (the LDS church didn't exist prior to the 1800's, yet your phony text mentions it), I've got to wonder why it's written in a fake version of archaic English?

You understand we all read the 1611 King James Bible, right? So you throwing in old-sounding words like "unto" isn't going to fool us. You know that, right?

[NeoHeist]

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Given that the BS you're quoting and linking to was obviously written in modern times (the LDS church didn't exist prior to the 1800's, yet your phony text mentions it), I've got to wonder why it's written in a fake version of archaic English?

You understand we all read the 1611 King James Bible, right? So you throwing in old-sounding words like "unto" isn't going to fool us. You know that, right?

How dare you call the word of God BS? Truly i tell you, Christ comes into this world at the beginning of each and every millennium, i tell you!


The Gospel of Apostle Eleonora

- January 18, 2018


This text was discovered in the caves of Qumran and also forms a canon in Nag Hammadi texts, made forbidden by the Council of Nicaea. Early Gnostics and the Cathars were brutally persecuted for possessing this Gnostic Bible. .


Original Text

Πρώτο Κεφάλαιο: Ευλογημένοι είναι οι ταπεινοίΕυλογημένοι είναι εκείνοι που απορρίφθηκαν <<<a whole page of similar chicken scratches removed for brevity by moderator>>>


English Translation


First Chapter: Blessed are the meek


<<<a non canonical version of Matthew 5-7 removed to preserve Spiritual Purity of those who frequent this website>>>

[NeoHeist]

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I apologize for bringing the teachings of christ to this forum amen they call jesus a rambling madman, his very followers. Tsk tsk.

[Basilissa]

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Given that the BS you're quoting and linking to was obviously written in modern times (the LDS church didn't exist prior to the 1800's, yet your phony text mentions it), I've got to wonder why it's written in a fake version of archaic English?

You understand we all read the 1611 King James Bible, right? So you throwing in old-sounding words like "unto" isn't going to fool us. You know that, right?

Very good questions, Brother Faith. This poor soul is delusional. We should lift our prayers for God to remove the strong delusion He sent him:

2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

[Faith_Machine]

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Oh, that is an excellent piece of scripture, Basilissa, thank you for sharing those verses with me.

I was getting so angry! Thank you for reminding me this poor, lost soul's delusion is part of God's magnificent, inscrutable plan!

[Basilissa]

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Oh, that is an excellent piece of scripture, Basilissa, thank you for sharing those verses with me.

I was getting so angry! Thank you for reminding me this poor, lost soul's delusion is part of God's magnificent, inscrutable plan!

You were taken by the righteous anger, Brother - keep it up!!!

Ephesians 4:26-27
26 Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath:
27 Neither give place to the devil.

Which reminds me, the poor Neo failed to provide his favorite KJV quote. Well, what else could we expect from a hellbound mormon, I suppose.

[NeoHeist]

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You were taken by the righteous anger, Brother - keep it up!!!

Ephesians 4:26-27
26 Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath:
27 Neither give place to the devil.

Which reminds me, the poor Neo failed to provide his favorite KJV quote. Well, what else could we expect from a hellbound mormon, I suppose.

I am leaving. Before i go, american website users, here's my last words:


When Yellowstone Caldera explodes...

July 13, 2018

And when Mt Rainier pours forth fire and brimstone. And when the West Coast is destroyed utterly. When Miami and New Orleans shall be under the sea, and New York City too. That is when God will fulfill the prophecy of John the Apostle. Destroyed is Mystery Babylon, the Mother of Harlots. Have they not seen the destruction of the previous people, destruction of the Minoans, destruction of Pompeii? Destruction of the Atlanteans, and various other nations? Alas for the day! for the day of the Lord is at hand, and as a destruction from the Almighty shall it come. The seed is rotten under their clods, the garners are laid desolate, the barns are broken down, for the corn is withered. How do the beasts groan! the herds of cattle are perplexed, because they have no pasture; yea, the flocks of sheep are made desolate. I am pained at my very heart; I cannot hold my peace, because thou has heard, O my soul, the sound of the trumpet, the alarm of war. Destruction upon destruction is cried; for the whole land is spoiled. I beheld the earth, and, lo, it was without form, and void; and the heavens, and they had no light. I beheld the mountains, and, lo, they trembled, and all the hills moved lightly. I beheld, and, lo, there was no man, and all the birds of the heavens were fled. I beheld, and, lo, the fruitful place was a wilderness, and all the cities thereof were broken down. Alas! for that day is great, so that none is like it. That day shall come after the destruction of the most arrogant nation upon the face of the earth. The judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters, with whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication. A woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication. And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH. And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of God: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration. And the angel said unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her, which hath the seven heads and ten horns. The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is. And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth. And there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet come; and when he cometh, he must continue a short space. And the beast that was, and is not, even he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goeth into perdition. And the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast. These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast. These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful. And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues. And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire. For God hath put in their hearts to fulfil his will, and to agree, and give their kingdom unto the beast, until the words of God shall be fulfilled. And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth. And after these things I saw another angel come down from heaven, having great power; and the earth was lightened with his glory. And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird. For all nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies. And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues. For her sins have reached unto heaven, and God hath remembered her iniquities. Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works: in the cup which she hath filled fill to her double. How much she hath glorified herself, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give her: for she saith in her heart, I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow. Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire: for strong is the Lord God who judgeth her. And the kings of the earth, who have committed fornication and lived deliciously with her, shall bewail her, and lament for her, when they shall see the smoke of her burning, Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come. And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more. The merchandise of gold, and silver, and precious stones, and of pearls, and fine linen, and purple, and silk, and scarlet, and all thyine wood, and all manner vessels of ivory, and all manner vessels of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble, and cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and wine, and oil, and fine flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and chariots, and slaves, and souls of men. And the fruits that thy soul lusted after are departed from thee, and all things which were dainty and goodly are departed from thee, and thou shalt find them no more at all. The merchants of these things, which were made rich by her, shall stand afar off for the fear of her torment, weeping and wailing, And saying, Alas, alas, that great city, that was clothed in fine linen, and purple, and scarlet, and decked with gold, and precious stones, and pearls! For in one hour so great riches is come to nought. And every shipmaster, and all the company in ships, and sailors, and as many as trade by sea, stood afar off, And cried when they saw the smoke of her burning, saying, What city is like unto this great city! And they cast dust on their heads, and cried, weeping and wailing, saying, Alas, alas, that great city, wherein were made rich all that had ships in the sea by reason of her costliness! for in one hour is she made desolate. Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her. And a mighty angel took up a stone like a great millstone, and cast it into the sea, saying, Thus with violence shall that great city Babylon be thrown down, and shall be found no more at all. And the voice of harpers, and musicians, and of pipers, and trumpeters, shall be heard no more at all in thee; and no craftsman, of whatsoever craft he be, shall be found any more in thee; and the sound of a millstone shall be heard no more at all in thee; And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee; and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee: for thy merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived. And in her was found the blood of prophets, and of saints, and of all that were slain upon the earth. You are My witness. You are My witness. To all of these things coming upon Babylon, I have made you My witness. You will see, you will speak out what you see. You will see it before it comes. So now declare to them what you see coming. The gates to the city will be burned to the ground. What are the gates to New York City? She has a gateway by sea, her name is Babylon. And what is the shining crown of the nation of Babylon? It is New York City. So first you will witness the gate to New York City, and then you will witness the entire city being destroyed. These are two separate events. I am telling you this now, so you will be able to tell those who remain to leave. Once they see the gateway burned, they must leave. But know this, people of Babylon: I will be with you in the fire, and in the flood and in the famine to come. I will be with My people who are in Babylon. Even those who remain, whom I have told to remain until the last. Yes, some of you I will ask to remain so you can rescue the perishing and care for the dying. Your reward will be with Me. And you will know that you are in the number who are my special remnant. You will not be harmed. It will be for you as it was in the days of the plagues in Egypt. When the angel of death passed, he saw the blood sprinkled on the doorposts. Now I urge you, My people. Be about My business. The days grow shorter. The time is near. That time for Babylon in New York is at an end. If you continue to take the world’s word on it, you will suffer loss.

New York is Destroyed








May 22, 2018

The seventh angel poured out his bowl into the air. Then a loud voice came out of the temple from the throne. It said, “It is finished!” Then there were flashes of lightning, noises, thunder, and a big earthquake. This was the worst earthquake that has ever happened since people have been on earth. The great city split into three parts. The cities of the nations were destroyed. And God did not forget to punish New York the Great. He gave that city the cup filled with the wine of his terrible anger. Every island disappeared and there were no more mountains. Giant hailstones fell on the people from the sky. These hailstones weighed almost 100 pounds each. People cursed God because of this plague of the hail. It was terrible.

The Woman on the Red Beast

One of the seven angels came and spoke to me. This was one of the angels that had the seven bowls. The angel said, “Come, and I will show you the punishment that will be given to the famous prostitute. She is the one sitting over many waters. The rulers of the earth sinned sexually with her. The people of the earth became drunk from the wine of her sexual sin.”

Then the angel carried me away by the Spirit to the desert. There I saw a woman sitting on a red beast. The beast was covered with evil names. It had seven heads and ten horns. The woman was dressed in purple and red. She was shining with the gold, jewels, and pearls that she was wearing. She had a golden cup in her hand. This cup was filled with terribly evil things and the filth of her sexual sin. She had a title written on her forehead. This title has a hidden meaning. This is what was written:

The great New York

mother of prostitutes

and the evil things of the earth

I saw that the woman was drunk. She was drunk with the blood of God’s holy people. She was drunk with the blood of those who told about their faith in Jesus.

When I saw the woman, I was fully amazed. Then the angel said to me, “Why are you amazed? I will tell you the hidden meaning of this woman and the beast she rides—the beast with seven heads and ten horns. The beast you saw was once alive, but now it is not. However, it will come up out of the bottomless pit and go away to be destroyed. The people who live on the earth will be amazed when they see the beast, because it was once alive, is no longer living, but will come again. These are the people whose names have never been written in the book of life since the beginning of the world.

“You need wisdom to understand this. The seven heads on the beast are the seven hills where the woman sits. They are also seven rulers. Five of the rulers have already died. One of the rulers lives now, and the last ruler is coming. When he comes, he will stay only a short time. The beast that was once alive but is no longer living is an eighth ruler. This eighth ruler also belongs to the first seven rulers. And he will go away to be destroyed.

“The ten horns you saw are ten rulers. These ten rulers have not yet received their kingdom, but they will receive power to rule with the beast for one hour. All ten of these rulers have the same purpose. And they will give their power and authority to the beast. They will make war against the Lamb. But the Lamb will defeat them, because he is Lord of lords and King of kings. And with him will be his chosen and faithful followers—the people he has called to be his.”

Then the angel said to me, “You saw the waters where the prostitute sits. These waters are the many peoples, the different races, nations, and languages in the world. The beast and the ten horns you saw will hate the prostitute. They will take everything she has and leave her naked. They will eat her flesh and destroy her with fire. God put the idea in their minds to do what would complete his purpose. They agreed to give the beast their power to rule until what God has said is completed. 18 The woman you saw is the great city that rules over the kings of the earth.”

New York Is Destroyed

Then I saw another angel coming down from heaven. This angel had great power. The angel’s glory made the earth bright. The angel shouted with a powerful voice,

“She is destroyed!
The great city of New York is destroyed!
She has become a home for demons.
That city has become a place for every unclean spirit to live.
She is a city filled with all kinds of unclean birds.
She is a place where every unclean and hated animal lives.

All the peoples of the earth have drunk the wine
of her sexual sin and of God’s anger.
The rulers of the earth sinned sexually with her,
and the merchants of the world grew rich from the great wealth of her luxury.”

Then I heard another voice from heaven say,

“Come out of that city, my people,
so that you will not share in her sins.
Then you will not suffer any of the terrible punishment she will get.

That city’s sins are piled up as high as heaven.
God has not forgotten the wrongs she has done.

Give that city the same as she gave to others.
Pay her back twice as much as she did.
Prepare wine for her that is twice as strong
as the wine she prepared for others.

She gave herself much glory and rich living.
Give her that much suffering and sadness.
She says to herself, ‘I am a queen sitting on my throne.
I am not a widow;
I will never be sad.’

So in one day she will suffer
great hunger, mourning, and death.
She will be destroyed by fire,
because the Lord God who judges her is powerful.

“The rulers of the earth who sinned sexually with her and shared her wealth will see the smoke from her burning. Then they will cry and be sad because of her death. The rulers will be afraid of her suffering and stand far away. They will say,

‘Terrible! How terrible, O great city,
O powerful city of New York!
Your punishment came in one hour!’

“And the merchants of the earth will cry and be sad for her. They will be sad because now there is no one to buy the things they sell— gold, silver, jewels, pearls, fine linen cloth, purple cloth, silk, and scarlet cloth, all kinds of citron wood, and all kinds of things made from ivory, expensive wood, bronze, iron, and marble. They also sell cinnamon, spice, incense, frankincense, myrrh, wine, olive oil, fine flour, wheat, cattle, sheep, horses, carriages, and slaves—yes, even human lives. The merchants will cry and say,

‘O New York, the good things you wanted have left you.
All your rich and fancy things have disappeared.
You will never have them again.’

“The merchants will be afraid of her suffering and will stand far away from her. They are the ones who became rich from selling those things to her. They will cry and be sad. They will say,

‘Terrible! How terrible for the great city!
She was dressed in fine linen;
she wore purple and scarlet cloth.
She was shining with gold, jewels, and pearls!

All these riches have been destroyed in one hour!’

“Every sea captain, all those who travel on ships, the sailors, and all those who earn money from the sea stood far away from New York. They saw the smoke from her burning. They cried out, ‘There was never a city like this great city!’ They threw dust on their heads and cried loudly to show the deep sorrow they felt. They said,

‘Terrible! How terrible for the great city!
All those who had ships on the sea became rich because of her wealth!
But she has been destroyed in one hour!

Be happy because of this, O heaven!
Be happy, God’s holy people and apostles and prophets!
God has punished her because of what she did to you.’”

Then a powerful angel picked up a large rock. This rock was as big as a large millstone. The angel threw the rock into the sea and said,

“That is how the great city of New York will be thrown down.
It will never be found again.

O New York, the music of people playing harps and other instruments, flutes and trumpets
will never be heard in you again.
No worker doing any job
will ever be found in you again.
The sound of a millstone
will never be heard in you again.
The light of a lamp
will never shine in you again.
The voices of a bridegroom and bride
will never be heard in you again.
Your merchants were the world’s great people.
All the nations were tricked by your magic.
You are guilty of the death of the prophets, of God’s holy people,
and of all those who have been killed on earth.”