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  • baptistislove21
    Searching for Salvation
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2015
    • 39
    #1

    Hello peeps, I'm back!

    What's up?? The crazy chick is back in.....red??? I'm not wearing black today so I'd be lying if I said black. Anyways, I happened to see this website in my favorites and decided to log in and it worked. Weird right?
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453
      #2
      Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

      While I do not recall you, tell me how Jesus has been touching you and making you come unto Him. Say praise to Him with the passion He deserves.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12993
          #3
          Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

          Hello dear and a cautious back (I suppose). Would you care to remind us, what is your favorite Bible verse?
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050
              #4
              Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

              Say, why don't you upload a nice photo of yourself? It's always good to be able to put a face to a name.

              How old did you say you were?
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                • baptistislove21
                  Searching for Salvation
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2015
                  • 39
                  #5
                  Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  While I do not recall you, tell me how Jesus has been touching you and making you come unto Him. Say praise to Him with the passion He deserves.
                  He made me realize the truth and the truth is "Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life".

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

                      Originally posted by baptistislove21 View Post
                      He made me realize the truth and the truth is "Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life".
                      That does not sound like Jesus penetrated you with His Magnificent(r) Love. Are you sure He came unto you and did not simply pass you in the night?
                      Many sodomites think it is Jesus with them but in truth, it is the Devil shape shifting.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • baptistislove21
                          Searching for Salvation
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2015
                          • 39
                          #7
                          Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

                          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                          Hello dear and a cautious back (I suppose). Would you care to remind us, what is your favorite Bible verse?
                          My favorite bible verse is John 14:6 KJV " Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me" <3 I have more favorites.

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                            • baptistislove21
                              Searching for Salvation
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2015
                              • 39
                              #8
                              Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              Say, why don't you upload a nice photo of yourself? It's always good to be able to put a face to a name.

                              How old did you say you were?
                              I would rather not show my face. It's nothing personal, it's just that I try not to reveal too much info on certain websites. I'm 24 by the way.

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                                • baptistislove21
                                  Searching for Salvation
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Dec 2015
                                  • 39
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

                                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                  That does not sound like Jesus penetrated you with His Magnificent® Love. Are you sure He came unto you and did not simply pass you in the night?
                                  Many sodomites think it is Jesus with them but in truth, it is the Devil shape shifting.
                                  Umm, I'm sorry.....what??

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                                    • Basilissa
                                      South of the Border outreach program
                                      True Christian™
                                       
                                      • Mar 2013
                                      • 12993
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

                                      Originally posted by baptistislove21 View Post
                                      My favorite bible verse is John 14:6 KJV " Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me"
                                      That is an excellent choice! Does it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, when you think that one day, you will laugh from Heaven looking at such people like Gandhi, Malcolm X, Dalai Lama, Stephen Hawking, and all the other infidels, scorching in Hell forever and ever?
                                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                                      * * *

                                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                                      True Christians are Perfect!
                                      True Christian™ Love.
                                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                        • baptistislove21
                                          Searching for Salvation
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Dec 2015
                                          • 39
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

                                          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                          That is an excellent choice! Does it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, when you think that one day, you will laugh from Heaven looking at such people like Gandhi, Malcolm X, Dalai Lama, Stephen Hawking, and all the other infidels, scorching in Hell forever and ever?
                                          Absolutely, as it should with all True Christians <3

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                                            • Mary Etheldreda
                                              Gushing for Jesus
                                               
                                              • Sep 2011
                                              • 23775
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

                                              Originally posted by baptistislove21 View Post
                                              I would rather not show my face. It's nothing personal, it's just that I try not to reveal too much info on certain websites. I'm 24 by the way.
                                              What's the matter dear, are you ugly? Plagued with acne? Are you a negro/ess with that weird face-bleaching handicap? You're among God's Elect here, we do not judge upon appearances but in righteousness, as Jesus commands (John 7:24). Besides, perhaps we can help you overcome your homeliness and find a decent or even desperate Christian man who isn't too put off by an older womb. Anyway, welcome!
                                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                • baptistislove21
                                                  Searching for Salvation
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • Dec 2015
                                                  • 39
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

                                                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                  What's the matter dear, are you ugly? Plagued with acne? Are you a negro/ess with that weird face-bleaching handicap? You're among God's Elect here, we do not judge upon appearances but in righteousness, as Jesus commands (John 7:24). Besides, perhaps we can help you overcome your homeliness and find a decent or even desperate Christian man who isn't too put off by an older womb. Anyway, welcome!
                                                  Hi Mary, my privacy is very important when using the internet, but I have nothing against you kind people of Landover Baptist. I mean no disrespect and I hope you have a blessed day.

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                                                    • Faith_Machine
                                                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Mar 2011
                                                      • 10050
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

                                                      Say, do you have a Web cam? I would love to discuss God's special plan for you, and Skype uses very secure encryption technology to protect your privacy.
                                                      WARNING:
                                                      In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                                                      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                                                        • baptistislove21
                                                          Searching for Salvation
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • Dec 2015
                                                          • 39
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

                                                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                          Say, do you have a Web cam? I would love to discuss God's special plan for you, and Skype uses very secure encryption technology to protect your privacy.
                                                          I would love to discuss his plan as well. I do not use my webcam very often so would it be ok to talk through sending messages?

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