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  • #16
    Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

    Oh, that would be lovely. Please install Kik on your phone and get back to me as soon as possible!
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    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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    • #17
      Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

      Mister Faith Machine, while you're on the attention of kik I thought I'd ask how to send pictures of myself. I know you asked me a long time ago but I still can't figure out how. If you're not able to, I suppose I could ask my Pa. figured I'd ask you first though since you asked.
      My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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      • #18
        Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

        Please post them here, as you have nothing to hide and I surely have nothing to hide and this is all perfectly innocent.

        My private messages are still being monitored! Ixnay on the icspay!
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        • #19
          Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Please post them here, as you have nothing to hide and I surely have nothing to hide and this is all perfectly innocent.

          My private messages are still being monitored! Ixnay on the icspay!
          I do know pig Latin Fyi and you arnt allowed to use Skype or kik as you are forbidden
          -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
          -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
          -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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          • #20
            Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

            Welcome back, baptistislove21! I would highly suggest that you take a look at and heed the warning in Brother Faith Machine's signature. It's there for a reason (but don't ask me what it is because it's none of my business).
            And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
            Deuteronomy 6.5

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            • #21
              Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

              Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
              Welcome back, baptistislove21! I would highly suggest that you take a look at and heed the warning in Brother Faith Machine's signature. It's there for a reason (but don't ask me what it is because it's none of my business).
              Oh yes. While past transgressions of Brother Faith have been long forgiven and forgotten, it's better, for anyone involved, to avoid tempting him again.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

                There is some shocking behavior on this thread. Have the young women of today absolutely no sense of decorum?

                As for refusing to upload a profile photo of oneself, that just reminds me of Brother Bobby-Joe's very interesting talk on internet security and the survey he did proving that 90% of people who claim to be young women are obese elderly men, often with warts.


                FaithMachine dear, don't let yourself get sucked in. You remember what happened last time? The rest of us are still trying to forget.
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello peeps, I'm back!

                  I'm sorry. I just love the Lord so much, and am so eager to share Him with every new friend I make on the internet!
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