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  • Dana723
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    • Oct 2017
    • 771

    #31
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    That was a very convenient reply, sweetie. I wonder what would your reply have been if Sister Joanna did not helpfully suggest you the janitor route.
    Very astute observation, Sister! But of course, how can you trust anyone using the name of a foreign god?
    Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
    1 Corinthians 11:13

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    • B A P H O M E T
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      • Oct 2018
      • 30

      #32
      Re: Introduction

      Funny, but remember. Baphomet is not a god, he is a fake idol that only sinners use to cover up for the fact that they're completely screwed in the head.

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12997

        #33
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by B A P H O M E T View Post
        Funny, but remember. Baphomet is not a god, he is a fake idol that only sinners use to cover up for the fact that they're completely screwed in the head.
        Which still doesn't explain why in the world would you use that as your name, Baphie.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
           
          • Jul 2014
          • 8453

          #34
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Which still doesn't explain why in the world would you use that as your name, Baphie.
          I believe his post explains that he's using it in a vain attempt to cover up the fact that he's a sinner and - er - somewhat intellectually challenged. Fully retarded, even? (I don't like the cruel and vulgar term "completely screwed in the head".)

          "Whatever!", as the teens say. I'm bored with his nonsense now and shall consign him to the mental trashbin of history. Have a blessed day, Sister.

          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14636

            #35
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
            (B A P H O M E T)
            I'm surprised that an atheist like you even had the nerve to comment on the performance of the True Christians (even if it was somewhat positive towards them.) If anybody is stupid, it is surely he or who does not believe in God and does not allow Him into their heart.
            In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, I swear upon my own life that I have no recollection of making previous accounts on this site. So you can kindly drop that topic.
            I do admire your stance against disrespectfulness from this wretch and there's another, worse, issue..Blasphemy! Choice of wording is often a dead giveaway and I couldn't help noticing the highlighted section having recently read The Epistle of James:

            James 5:11b-12e Ye have heard of the patience of Job, and have seen the end of the Lord; that the Lord is very pitiful, and of tender mercy. But above all things, my brethren, swear.not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your yea be yea; and your nay, nay.


            How closely James understood the ministry we know from God's only begotten Son, the miracle of His resurrection and birth, the tragedy of His grief. Jesus knew all about people swearing on body parts, eyeballs perhaps, noses, heads. And this is what He taught:

            Matthew 5:33-36 Ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths: But I say unto you, Swear.not.at.all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne: Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: Neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King. Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black.


            But there's an even more disturbing attempt going on there. Did you spot that feebly coded reference to sodomy? Maybe it was something in the mouth confusing speech/text or a chemical convulsion. Who knows? Whatever. It resulted in this:


            —-S O D O N ' T B E

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            • B A P H O M E T
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              • Oct 2018
              • 30

              #36
              Re: Introduction

              A very humorous analogy, Sister. But again, no sinful intentions.

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12997

                #37
                Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by B A P H O M E T View Post
                A very humorous analogy, Sister. But again, no sinful intentions.
                I understand Sister Mitza's posts are not for the simpletons, so here is the gist in simpleton terms: swearing is bad. Period.

                I hope this was helpful, sweetie.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • B A P H O M E T
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                  • Oct 2018
                  • 30

                  #38
                  Re: Introduction

                  I understand, kind Sister. I was caught up in my fervor for serving Jesus and His will, that I let my words slip.

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14636

                    #39
                    Re: Introduction

                    The thing is that Christians don't go around so ardently serving Jesus and His will that it's necessary to keep an eye on oneself in case we say or do something contradicting Jesus or celebrating demons. Satan is actually taking legal action on just this point right now.

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                    • B A P H O M E T
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                      • Oct 2018
                      • 30

                      #40
                      Re: Introduction

                      That's true! We must watch what we say when serving Jesus.

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