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  • Sister Jeren
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2018
    • 4

    #1

    I'm so happy to be here!

    Hello! It's so wonderful to be here! My name is Sister Jeren and my favorite verse at the moment is Proverbs 31:10-31 because I'm betrothed and it inspires me to be the absolute best wife to my future husband, Quinton, as I could be! I'm also quite fond of the entire book of Esther, as well.


    I used to attend the local Baptist church not far from me, however I recently had to leave because our old pastor had some (false!) charges of pedophilia and other "s*xual misconduct" brought against him and was arrested and is currently awaiting trial. A new "pastor" was brought in as a replacement, and on his first Sunday he brought his wife (who, for some reason, had become the head of the Sunday school for the youngsters despite her slutty above-the-knee dress with the low neckline) to speak a few words to the congregation - a direct opposition to 1 Timothy 11 and 12! What's worse, after the sermon I noticed the car he had gotten into had a "Vote for Beto" bumper sticker! It was the first time since my father passed away over a year ago that I was glad he wasn't here to see this travesty. Imagine a Democrat leading a congregation and allowing women to speak in the church! It might as well have been a Methodist church!


    Ever since then, Quinton and I have had our own Bible study over Skype. (My godless aunt, whom I live with, refuses to be a proper chaperone nor will she find a proper one, saying "you're a grown woman, what you do in private is your own business" with a sly wink - insinuating and condoning that Quinton and I would fornicate before marriage!) He also set up my laptop to record everything on the screen so he can make sure I'm not looking at "unsavory" websites.


    As far as family background, I've already said that my father, a born-again Christian man, sadly passed away over a year ago. He was witnessing to some lazy construction workers when a big, metal beam fell on his head.


    My mother passed away when I was very young. While my father had found Christ, my mother did not (I believe that my father stayed with her after being Saved in hopes of Saving her and spending eternity in heaven. Sadly, that did not happen and my mother is now burning in the fiery pits for not accepting Jesus). He never did tell me how she had died, but no doubt God had seen fit to strike her down.


    Since I was still a minor, I was sent to my godless, liberal aunt's house. She's unmarried but still has a plethora of men she cycles through her bedroom (the harlot!). She's tried at every opportunity to undermine my faith by buying me pants (Deuteronomy 22:5), encouraging me to engage in fornication with Quinton before holy wedlock... I've even found my King James Bible that father gave to me hidden in various places around her house!


    I only have a few more months before I can leave her house (under secular law) and then Quinton and I will be married and we can finally start a Godly family! I can't wait to be popping out little soldiers!
  • Dana723
    Forum member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2017
    • 771

    #2
    Re: I'm so happy to be here!

    A cautious to you! So, you are living on your own, without the benefit of a male protector? How is that working out for you?
    Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
    1 Corinthians 11:13

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    • Sister Jeren
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Nov 2018
      • 4

      #3
      Re: I'm so happy to be here!

      Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
      A cautious to you! So, you are living on your own, without the benefit of a male protector? How is that working out for you?
      Thank you for the kind welcome!

      I'm actually living with my godless aunt at the moment, but ready to leave this awful house the day I turn 18. The day after is when Quinton and I will finally be married!

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: I'm so happy to be here!

        What a shame your auntie isn't a good role model for you (Titus 2:3-4). Nevertheless, I also welcome you to these forums in good faith that the Holy Ghost and your father have begun a good work in you (Philippians 1:5-6), and you won't disappoint either of them. I'm sure the menfolk will wonder which pie is your specialty. I'm far more interested in your preparations for motherhood and homeschooling! Have you decided on the decor of your homeschool room? So many things to do and so little time!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: I'm so happy to be here!

          Welcome to our Friendly Forum, where God is the administrator.


          I'd love to hear more about Quinton and all your sons. The rest of the female clucking I can do without.


          Thank goodness you are not another lesbianer or nutcase!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Xanax
            Total Trash
            Confirmed Retard
            • Oct 2018
            • 121

            #6
            Re: I'm so happy to be here!

            Great...another Christian extremist.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #7
              Re: I'm so happy to be here!

              Originally posted by Xanax View Post
              Great...another Christian extremist.
              FTFU.

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12971

                #8
                Re: I'm so happy to be here!

                Originally posted by Xanax View Post
                Great...another Christian extremist.
                That negativity of yours is not very Christian, dear. Please try to remember that being judgmental is good only when your judgment is righteous:

                John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                Dear Jeren, to our Godly forum! I look forwards to reading more of your contributions here, you seem like a very nice level-headed young lady who knows her place in society!
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • BibleReader2231
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jul 2018
                  • 567

                  #9
                  Re: I'm so happy to be here!

                  Hello. A cautious welcome. You say you are already betrothed to a young man named Quentin who you only talk to on skype? I worry about the lack of a male father in your life. My Pa regularly checks my phone and laptop to make sure I am being young and proper. To be betrothed to a man who hasn't had any inspections by your father is worrisome to say the least. Moreso that you aren't even living with your parents. I certainly hope you aren't the reason they aren't around.
                  My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: I'm so happy to be here!

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    That negativity of yours is not very Christian, dear. Please try to remember that being judgmental is good only when your judgment is righteous:

                    John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                    Dear Jeren, to our Godly forum! I look forwards to reading more of your contributions here, you seem like a very nice level-headed young lady who knows her place in society!
                    Jealousy. It is a lot like IBS only Pepto does not help.
                    1 Corinthians 13
                    1 Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal.
                    2 And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.
                    3 And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing.
                    4 Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,
                    5 Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil;
                    6 Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth;
                    7 Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.
                    8 Charity never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish away.
                    9 For we know in part, and we prophesy in part.
                    10 But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away.
                    11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
                    12 For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.
                    13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: I'm so happy to be here!

                      Skype, you say? That sounds very splendid!
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                      • Xanax
                        Total Trash
                        Confirmed Retard
                        • Oct 2018
                        • 121

                        #12
                        Re: I'm so happy to be here!

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        What a shame your auntie isn't a good role model for you (Titus 2:3-4). Nevertheless, I also welcome you to these forums in good faith that the Holy Ghost and your father have begun a good work in you (Philippians 1:5-6), and you won't disappoint either of them. I'm sure the menfolk will wonder which pie is your specialty. I'm far more interested in your preparations for motherhood and homeschooling! Have you decided on the decor of your homeschool room? So many things to do and so little time!
                        I don't think she said whether or not she was going to home school her kids? What if she has a career?

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #13
                          Re: I'm so happy to be here!

                          Originally posted by Xanax View Post
                          I don't think she said whether or not she was going to home school her kids? What if she has a career?
                          A mother can have two careers, even four! Mother, teacher, cook, maid. Why do you want to deny a woman opportunities! It is not 1980 you know.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Xanax
                            Total Trash
                            Confirmed Retard
                            • Oct 2018
                            • 121

                            #14
                            Re: I'm so happy to be here!

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            A mother can have two careers, even four! Mother, teacher, cook, maid. Why do you want to deny a woman opportunities! It is not 1980 you know.
                            You are right, she can also be a lawyer, doctor, mechanic, fashion designer, athlete, the president...

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                            • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                              True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                               
                              • Jul 2014
                              • 8404

                              #15
                              Re: I'm so happy to be here!

                              Originally posted by Xanax View Post
                              You are right, she can also be a lawyer, doctor, mechanic, fashion designer, athlete, the president...
                              Simultaneously? You see that thing flying over your tiny head? That's the point that Brother Hutchins was making.
                              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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