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  • #16
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    I hope that helps?


    "We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself."


    >Proceeds to respond to my thread, interacting with "scum like me" which is hypocrisy.



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    • #17
      Re: Introduction

      Of course, if you doubted the passages I just gave you, think about these as well. Then ask yourself, who is right God or 'LaserBreak' (what kind of a horrid name is that, why not Moses?)


      Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

      Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

      Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

      John 11:7 What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded
      John 11:8 (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear unto this day.

      John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
      John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

      1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
      1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
      1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
      1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

      1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
      1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
      1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
      1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
      1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

      1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
      1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

      1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
      1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
      1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

      Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
      Jude 1:17
      But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
      Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
      Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #18
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Laserbreak View Post
        "We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself."

        >Proceeds to respond to my thread, interacting with "scum like me" which is hypocrisy.
        Sweetie, do I need to remind you, that you are the one who registered on our forum? As far as I know, Pastor Ezekiel did not seek you out on some other forum, he did not call you, he did not send you a snail-mail letter, either. You are the one invading our little corner of the Internet, not the other way around!
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • #19
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Sweetie, do I need to remind you, that you are the one who registered on our forum? As far as I know, Pastor Ezekiel did not seek you out on some other forum, he did not call you, he did not send you a snail-mail letter, either. You are the one invading our little corner of the Internet, not the other way around!




          If he is supposed to avoid scum like me then why did he post in a thread that was obviously marked as an introduction?

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          • #20
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Laserbreak View Post
            [Personal information removed. This is not Tindr] Hate people, morals, the idiotic definition of right and wrong, christians, muslims, human rights activists, homosexuals, feminists, jews, capitalists, protestants, James Craig, Britain, America, Japan, Ben Shapiro, Pro-life retards, Mentally challenged people, Entitled people, Millenials, SJW's, Westboro Baptist Church, Hypocrites, Welfare, Irish travellers, Roma Gypsies, Political Correctness.
            Well, I'm going to take a positive attitude here and say that we seem to have quite a lot dislikes in common, which I suppose is a start. The James Craig thing and the absence of "catholics" from your hate-list suggests that you mean Trinity College Dublin? (I've heard that they have an open-door policy on admissions.) I'm concerned though, at the self-hatred shown by your distaste for your own kind, the mentally challenged.

            I was interested by your claim to be ODD - which I initially read as "odd" and thought "You didn't need to tell us that!" But then I looked it up and found this on some secular medical site:

            Oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) is a disorder where children have disruptive and oppositional behaviour that is particularly directed towards authority figures, such as parents or teachers.
            This is just made-up jargon for some sort of retardation that makes you act like a toddler. Many of us here are parents and are familiar with this stage - aka "the terrible twos". I currently have a two-year old boy who is, frankly, loathsome. But he will be three in 10 days and I expect him, like all my children, to shape up.

            Originally posted by Laserbreak View Post
            I came here to see if someone in this community could somehow convince me to convert.
            From what and to what? And why? Unless you explain yourself, I don't see how we can help.
            Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 01-06-2019, 01:16 AM.
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • #21
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by Laserbreak View Post
              If he is supposed to avoid scum like me then why did he post in a thread that was obviously marked as an introduction?
              Scroll up. All the way up. Do you see the banner? For your convenience, I'll copy it down here:



              See? You are the one seeking us out, not the other way around. I'm sure it's because deep down, you know you're on your way to Hell and you want to repent for your sins before it's too late.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • #22
                Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                Scroll up. All the way up. Do you see the banner? For your convenience, I'll copy it down here:



                See? You are the one seeking us out, not the other way around. I'm sure it's because deep down, you know you're on your way to Hell and you want to repent for your sins before it's too late.






                Pastor Ezekiel knew that i was unsaved yet he still responded to my thread in defiance of his beliefs.


                Also, if unsaved are unwelcome then why do they even exist on this site?

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                • #23
                  Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by Laserbreak View Post
                  devout atheist.
                  Hello Miss or Mr. Break! What really calls my attention, is your use of the adjective "devout" in relation to "atheist" - how can one become a devout atheist, since there is no set of practices through which one can express his or her devotion?

                  Hate people, morals, the idiotic definition of right and wrong, christians, muslims, human rights activists, homosexuals, feminists, jews, capitalists, protestants, James Craig, Britain, America, Japan, Ben Shapiro, Pro-life retards, Mentally challenged people, Entitled people, Millenials, SJW's, Westboro Baptist Church, Hypocrites, Welfare, Irish travellers, Roma Gypsies, Political Correctness.
                  This is an interesting list.


                  As an atheist you lack an ideological basis for your xenophobia and homophobia - how do you justify them, then?
                  Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 01-06-2019, 01:17 AM.
                  John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by Dolores de Barriga View Post
                    Hello Miss or Mr. Break! What really calls my attention, is your use of the adjective "devout" in relation to "atheist" - how can one become a devout atheist, since there is no set of practices through which one can express his or her devotion?

                    This is an interesting list.


                    As an atheist you lack an ideological basis for your xenophobia and homophobia - how do you justify them, then?
                    Homosexuality is biologically incorrect.


                    Xenophobia - I hate Brits because im a nationalist.
                    I hate Roma gypsies because they are crimimal scum.
                    I hate Irish travellers because they are comparable to animals, they are vile, retarded thieves that leech off of welfare. They all deserve to be flayed and shot.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Introduction

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                      Are you a special kind of stupid son? God only wants to help those that are capable of prostrating themselves before Him and me.
                      You keep responding to me despite the obvious hypocrisy.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by Laserbreak View Post
                        Homosexuality is biologically incorrect.
                        Why? Most if not all of animal species include individuals displaying homosexual behavior, and there is evidence showing that homosexual couples in these animal species help the survival of the species by helping to raise offspring of heterosexual individuals. So if homosexual behavior is biologically incorrect, why does it occur nearly universally in nature, and why does it have beneficial effects?

                        Xenophobia - I hate Brits because im a nationalist.
                        Why? Do you belong to an ethnic group that has been enslaved by the English? Hint: if so, I'd suggest that you stop using these people's language! There are so many beautiful languages in the world, if you truly hate Brits you should work on eradicating their language! I mean, it's such a horrible Frankenstein-like mixture between Germanic Old English and French, my ears hurt each time I hear it, and my tongue gets twisted every time I try to pronounce it! Horrible, truly horrible!
                        I hate Roma gypsies because they are crimimal scum.
                        Are there no criminal scum in your own ethnic group?
                        I hate Irish travellers because they are comparable to animals, they are vile, retarded thieves that leech off of welfare.
                        Are you 100% sure that there are no individuals which check all or most of these characteristics in your own ethnic group?
                        John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Introduction

                          Originally posted by Laserbreak View Post
                          You keep responding to me despite the obvious hypocrisy.
                          What part of "True Christians™ do not sin" do you not get?
                          And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                          Deuteronomy 6.5

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                          • #28
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                              Re: Introduction

                              Originally posted by Dolores de Barriga View Post
                              Why? Most if not all of animal species include individuals displaying homosexual behavior, and there is evidence showing that homosexual couples in these animal species help the survival of the species by helping to raise offspring of heterosexual individuals. So if homosexual behavior is biologically incorrect, why does it occur nearly universally in nature, and why does it have beneficial effects?

                              Why? Do you belong to an ethnic group that has been enslaved by the English? Hint: if so, I'd suggest that you stop using these people's language! There are so many beautiful languages in the world, if you truly hate Brits you should work on eradicating their language! I mean, it's such a horrible Frankenstein-like mixture between Germanic Old English and French, my ears hurt each time I hear it, and my tongue gets twisted every time I try to pronounce it! Horrible, truly horrible!
                              Are there no criminal scum in your own ethnic group?
                              Are you 100% sure that there are no individuals which check all or most of these characteristics in your own ethnic group?


                              1. Homosexuality prevents reproduction, reducing the population of the species and contributing to its inevitable extinction.


                              2. I speak english because it was a result of British occupiers erasing Irish culture.


                              3. I am certain that a minority of normal Irish people are criminals, but the majority of Roma gypsies are criminals, at least thats how it feels like anyway.


                              4. Irish travellers make up the majority of Irish criminals.


                              Yes, there are a few people who are like this in my ethnic group, but they are too insignificant in numbers to contribute to the image of the group.

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                                Re: Introduction

                                Originally posted by Laserbreak View Post
                                1. Homosexuality prevents reproduction, reducing the population of the species and contributing to its inevitable extinction.


                                2. I speak english because it was a result of British occupiers erasing Irish culture.

                                3. I am certain that a minority of normal Irish people are criminals, but the majority of Roma gypsies are criminals, at least thats how it feels like anyway.

                                4. Irish travellers make up the majority of Irish criminals.

                                Yes, there are a few people who are like this in my ethnic group, but they are too insignificant in numbers to contribute to the image of the group.
                                Ah, a drunken mick, probably the lowest form of people on the face of the Earth, less trustworthy than even the blackies. No wonder you are so dense.
                                I'll pray for your worthless soul.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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