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  • tacoboy14
    Unsaved trash, Lame Troll
    • Jan 2019
    • 6

    #1

    My Introduction

    Since it is customary for new users to introduce themselves to the other users I will do so. I am tacoboy14, a man who does not understand where this Earth went so wrong, but hopes to correct it. I have 4 wives and 32 GOD-LOVING, heterosexual sons. My favorite BIBLE verse is Mein Kampf Volume 2.Despite my name having "boy" in it, I am in fact a fully-grown man. My 14th-favorite son helped me set my account up, as I did not wish to use the internet for too long since it is the tool of the, forgive me for such vulgarity, Jews, and should not be utilized by such CHRISTIAN men as myself. The younger generation has found ways to make it better, though, which is why it is ok for my son to use it as long as he follows the LAWS of morality. I hope I may contribute to this community to help eliminate HOMOSEXUALITY and EVIL.
    "For few are chosen, and the rest will burn for their crimes."
  • Jim C. Lombardo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2014
    • 565

    #2
    Re: My Introduction

    Great. Another messicant God-mocker. How did you get pass the Wall?

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    • Vengeance Puriel
      Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 324

      #3
      Re: My Introduction

      Originally posted by tacoboy14 View Post
      Since it is customary for new users to introduce themselves to the other users I will do so. I am tacoboy14, a man who does not understand where this Earth went so wrong, but hopes to correct it. I have 4 wives and 32 GOD-LOVING, heterosexual sons. My favorite BIBLE verse is Mein Kampf Volume 2.Despite my name having "boy" in it, I am in fact a fully-grown man. My 14th-favorite son helped me set my account up, as I did not wish to use the internet for too long since it is the tool of the, forgive me for such vulgarity, Jews, and should not be utilized by such CHRISTIAN men as myself. The younger generation has found ways to make it better, though, which is why it is ok for my son to use it as long as he follows the LAWS of morality. I hope I may contribute to this community to help eliminate HOMOSEXUALITY and EVIL.
      your not a savior, that's For Jesus not you.
      -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
      -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
      -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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      • tacoboy14
        Unsaved trash, Lame Troll
        • Jan 2019
        • 6

        #4
        Re: My Introduction

        I was raised Landover in a townhouse within walking distance of the campus. I am no mocker. Just ask Rev. John Hames who baptised me into this faith.
        "For few are chosen, and the rest will burn for their crimes."

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        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
           
          • Jul 2014
          • 8412

          #5
          Re: My Introduction

          Originally posted by tacoboy14 View Post
          I was raised Landover in a townhouse within walking distance of the campus. I am no mocker. Just ask Rev. John Hames who baptised me into this faith.
          When - as in, what year?
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12978

            #6
            Re: My Introduction

            Originally posted by tacoboy14 View Post
            Since it is customary for new users to introduce themselves to the other users I will do so. I am tacoboy14, a man who does not understand where this Earth went so wrong, but hopes to correct it. I have 4 wives and 32 GOD-LOVING, heterosexual sons. My favorite BIBLE verse is Mein Kampf Volume 2.Despite my name having "boy" in it, I am in fact a fully-grown man. My 14th-favorite son helped me set my account up, as I did not wish to use the internet for too long since it is the tool of the, forgive me for such vulgarity, Jews, and should not be utilized by such CHRISTIAN men as myself. The younger generation has found ways to make it better, though, which is why it is ok for my son to use it as long as he follows the LAWS of morality. I hope I may contribute to this community to help eliminate HOMOSEXUALITY and EVIL.
            Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

            Originally posted by tacoboy14 View Post
            I was raised Landover in a townhouse within walking distance of the campus. I am no mocker. Just ask Rev. John Hames who baptised me into this faith.
            Are you claiming to be an illegal immigrant hiding somewhere n Freehold?!? Oh my goodness, do we really have a Mexican rapist, murderer, and drug dealer in our sleepy town?!? I hope you are lying (in, fact, I'm pretty sure you're lying, as God would never allow such atrocity in our Christian community), but just in case, I am calling ICE right now!
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Dennis Lukes
              Innkeeper for Christ
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2018
              • 2388

              #7
              Re: My Introduction

              Son, thank you for confirming beyond the shadow of a doubt that we need a border wall.
              I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
              Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
              But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
              From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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              • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                 
                • Jun 2007
                • 6573

                #8
                Re: My Introduction

                Bretheren,

                Sometime people are so eager to impress us that they exaggerate a little. Or a lot. Sometimes they claim legal impossibilities, like having as many wives as King Solomon. Or they want to impress us with their manliness so they claim to have more children than the Saudi Royal Family.

                This of course is a sin, but repentance is possible.

                So, Tacoboy, let's start over.
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