Lame Thread

[God's Path]

Greetings to All!


As requested, it was required that I posted a thread in the introduction forum.


I decided to post on this Forum due to being warned of people using Christ as a means to bash each other, instead of helping each other in great redemptive works.
My warnings were not personal, but Biblical, and suposed to be an encouragement/reminder for people to read the Bible.

Son of Man, Christ is suposed to liberate and unite you, to produce sinergy, not to cause infighting.


I believe Christ endgame can be achieved even in small works, we need plenty of small victories to achieve a big one.





Best Regards,

God's Path

[BrotherLarry]

Re: First Thread

Nice try.


Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


And stop with the papist junk. Redemptive works? Christ paid the price for your sins. If you've accepted His sacrifice, all the works you do won't mean a thing.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: First Thread

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[God's Path]

Re: First Thread

Nice try.

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

And stop with the papist junk. Redemptive works? Christ paid the price for your sins. If you've accepted His sacrifice, all the works you do won't mean a thing.

Greetings,


A very important Bible verse is Ecclesiastes 3:1
"To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven"


In this busy and stressed world, it is a soothing thought. Even when we believe we do meaningless things, it is not the case, for everything under Heaven has a purpose, not just the seemingly important things that have glamour. In our time with extremely busy schedules, where we search for shiny things, this is an important, protective and useful verse to remember.



I learn from all Churches who claim that Jesus is the Messiah, who seek their salvation in Jesus Christ.


As how I came to find Jesus, that is in itself a redemptive work. Just how many times do we need to re-find our Faith Jesus in a difficult or tempting daily situation?

Is keeping the Faith easy? It is hard. It requires choosing the difficult path and ignoring the easy solutions. Keeping the Faith alive requires work.


How I came to find Jesus? I was having an extremely hard time in my life, with depression. I routinely dreamed of standing before a Church. It was a recurrent dream that would bother me despite my proud atheism.


This made me investigate into matters of Faith. Due my recurrent dreams of going to Church when I was in despair, I can say that Christ found me and not the other way around.
He is Saviour in many ways we do not understand, for God works in mysterious ways.


Blessed be all those who currently suffer under Heaven, for a path will be open before you.

[God's Path]

Re: First Thread

• Send me your credit card information

I do not believe such wordly materialistic requests help our members in gettting closer to Christ.

[Basilissa]

Re: First Thread

I decided to post on this Forum due to being warned of people using Christ as a means to bash each other,

Hello and to our forum! I think you will be happy to know that our little community follows Jesus' commandment to love each other within our community (Romans 12:10), and live as peaceably as possible with everyone else (Romans 12:18).

Romans 12:10-18
10 Be kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another;
11 Not slothful in business; fervent in spirit; serving the Lord;
12 Rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer;
13 Distributing to the necessity of saints; given to hospitality.
14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.
15 Rejoice with them that do rejoice, and weep with them that weep.
16 Be of the same mind one toward another. Mind not high things, but condescend to men of low estate. Be not wise in your own conceits.
17 Recompense to no man evil for evil. Provide things honest in the sight of all men.
18 If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men.

[Didymus Much]

Re: First Thread

I do not believe such wordly materialistic requests help our members in gettting closer to Christ.

I do not believe that you missed that that part was struck-out as inapplicable to your case.


Allow me to tl;dr the rest of Jeb's post that you ignored: clarify your objections to Landover's teachings using the KJV as support. Like, now.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: First Thread

I do not believe such wordly materialistic requests help our members in gettting closer to Christ.

This forum is owned and operated by the Landover Baptist Church, the only church in all of Creation that follows the Bible 100% (James 2:10). For you to question a True Christian is to question God Himself. And as God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are one (1 John 5:7), questioning God is the same as questioning the Holy Spirit. Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is the ONE sin that God will NEVER forgive (Mark 3:28-29). Therefore, criticizing a True Christian will earn you a one way ticket to HELL!!!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: First Thread

I do not believe such wordly materialistic requests help our members in gettting closer to Christ.

ইংরেজিতে আমরা "স্ট্রাইকথ্রু" নামক একটি জিনিস ব্যবহার করি, (যা পূর্বে অ্যাটিজিজাররা ইংরেজী ভাষাটি খৃস্টান ভাষায় রেফারেন্স করা এমনকি সর্বাধিক পৃষ্ঠপোষকতার পূর্বে "ক্রসআউট" হিসাবে পরিচিত)। অ্যানিওয়ে, আপনি আঘাত করা হয় যে জিনিস উপেক্ষা করা হয়।


আমি পোস্ট পরিবর্তন করতে হবে "আপনার ইংরেজি দক্ষতা উন্নত"। বিআরবি।

[Social Construct]

Re: First Thread

I love speaking in tongues as much as the next guy/girl/zir, but I got a bit lost here:

In English, we use a thing called "strikethrough" (formerly the authors refer to the English language in the Christian language, even before the maximum patronage, known as "crossout"). In Anne, you are ignoring things that are hurt.

I need to change the post "Improve your English skills". Brbi

Don't worry, I'm a cosmopolitan, tolerating incoherent jabbering is what we do best.

[Social Construct]

Re: First Thread

helping each other in great redemptive works.

Like what?

to produce sinergy, not to cause infighting.

You mean synergy? We aren't playing boardroom buzzword-bingo. What are you proposing in practice?

small works, we need plenty of small victories

Sounds defeatist, comrade. Please use specificity so I can judge if you are being problematic or not.

[Alan Swallows Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: First Thread

Christ is suposed to liberate and unite you, to produce sinergy, not to cause infighting.

We are united in Christ by being of the same mind. By agreeing on sound doctrine and by separating ourselves from those who disagree with us.

Philippians 4:2 I beseech Euodias, and beseech Syntyche, that they be of the same mind in the Lord.

Second Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

Divisions arise in the church when people don't agree with what we (and, ultimately, God) already know. It's really their own fault. If they would just agree with us on every single thing, we could have perfect unity.

Jude 1:17-19 17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

Second John 1:9-11 9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
11 For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: Lame Thread

Greetings to All!


As requested, it was required that I posted a thread in the introduction forum.


I decided to post on this Forum due to being warned of people using Christ as a means to bash each other, instead of helping each other in great redemptive works.
My warnings were not personal, but Biblical, and suposed to be an encouragement/reminder for people to read the Bible.

Son of Man, Christ is suposed to liberate and unite you, to produce sinergy, not to cause infighting.


I believe Christ endgame can be achieved even in small works, we need plenty of small victories to achieve a big one.





Best Regards,

God's Path

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